Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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There's every chance they didn't - they gave it to Krystal. We've seen before how Amber appropriates; everything is hers and becomes so instantly. When she moved in with Destiny she was referring to "my cat/dogs" straight away but by no stretch were they anything like hers. They weren't even jointly owned or Destiny's, "her" pets belonged to Destiny's family.

And everything from their mutual living situation was "mine" - Destiny pretty much left everything behind except for one TV and Jax and she had to fight for him. Two weeks after she has insinuated herself into a situation, everything in it is hers. Except responsibility. All that pointless crap she has amassed will suddenly become "ours" again when she leaves that place, but until she needs to offload it everything belongs to her regardless of actual provenance.

Tl;dr - Krystal's money became "mine."


Spot on. I was just watching an oldie "PLUS SIZE OUTFIT OF THE DAY". AL "allowed" Destiny to tell the story of how they acquired Twinkie from a family friend (Twinkie had actually been one of Destiny's own dog's puppies). At about 4:18, Destiny dares say that Twinkie was given to "me" and AL, instantly jumps all over her and says "To you!? To US, that is OUR little doggie!" What an effen b.

Then, if she could not be any more insufferable, at about 6:20, she tries to force Libby to giver her the unlock code for her phone.
 
Becky probably has insurance, she works at a sawmill full-time. But can she cut wood with a sprained ankle? AL is probably hoping she'll take a few a months off and spend time eating with her.
Most hospitals run off of government funds, though. Which normal PCPs do not. Still a waste of my taxes.

Regardless, AL will almost definitely convince her to stay home a few days. I would say that would lead a boring vlog, but I'm sure she'll need a few days off to recover from the 'trauma'.
 
Ankle sperging:

In all fairness to Becky, you can walk on a broken ankle; it depends on where and how bad the fracture is. On the other hand, with certain sprains, you'd be better off just breaking the ankle because the damage to the tendons and ligaments is so much harder to repair/heal.

Not that I'm fond of Becky, but if she's got a job where she's on her feet all day, I hope she's got some sick time banked.
 
Spot on. I was just watching an oldie "PLUS SIZE OUTFIT OF THE DAY". AL "allowed" Destiny to tell the story of how they acquired Twinkie from a family friend (Twinkie had actually been one of Destiny's own dog's puppies). At about 4:18, Destiny dares say that Twinkie was given to "me" and AL, instantly jumps all over her and says "To you!? To US, that is OUR little doggie!" What an effen b.

Then, if she could not be any more insufferable, at about 6:20, she tries to force Libby to giver her the unlock code for her phone.

Also confirms that Twinkie is named after food. Even though she didn't name Twinkie Amber has tried so hard to act like Twinkie is named after Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. No gorl. She lies like a rug.
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She's had that huge nose pimple for like two years now, and gross yellow heels. It's hilarious how Libby focuses the camera on her fat when filming her outfit of the day. And the rough way she grabs Wasabi isn't very nice, especially for a fully grown cat his size. That must've hurt him, no wonder he keeps his distance from her.
 
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Spot on. I was just watching an oldie "PLUS SIZE OUTFIT OF THE DAY". AL "allowed" Destiny to tell the story of how they acquired Twinkie from a family friend (Twinkie had actually been one of Destiny's own dog's puppies). At about 4:18, Destiny dares say that Twinkie was given to "me" and AL, instantly jumps all over her and says "To you!? To US, that is OUR little doggie!" What an effen b.

Then, if she could not be any more insufferable, at about 6:20, she tries to force Libby to giver her the unlock code for her phone.

Destiny said the family friend wanted to "downsize" her pets, which is the word I use for my wardrobe from previous season.
 
Yeah, you can definitely walk on a broken ankle because most of the time "broken ankle" is a quicker way of saying, "I broke my fibula right above the talus bone." If that's the case, Becky will likely need surgery because someone as fat as she is is risking osteoarthritis if she doesn't get a plate to keep everything in place as it heals.

I honestly hope this is just a bad strain. Being on crutches, then in a boot, when that obese is gonna suck balls. If it's just a sprain she'll be back on her feet quicker.

And though a possibly broken bone is a righteous reason to go to the ER, it's worth noting that these Kentucky lesbians spend more time in the ER than any group short of Munchies. Are they all hypochondriacs, are they entitled to the point that they think the ER is their personal clinic for every cough and ouchie, are they so stupid that every minor issue makes them think they are dying? Destiny went to the ER several times during her relationship with Amber. That's nuts for someone so young.
 
Eh, breaking or spraining your ankle is shitty, so the wheelchair is justified, but AL is overexaggerating so much it hurts.

I do hope it's minor though; like many others said, working a physical job with an injury to your legs is a no go. She'll be able to work sooner if it's a mere sprain.
 
What the F is that brown spot under her bra strap? Dirt? A sore? That bra must reek the way she wears it in her armpits like that.View attachment 248862

Ugh, the way she wears her bra reminds me of this girl I once knew. It comes from wearing a bra that's too small and tightening that bra to its maximum tightness to achieve maximum lift.
 
That bra must reek the way she wears it in her armpits like that.View attachment 248862

Well it's a matter of over the back tits, or under the back tits. Despite being decidedly under her front tits, she has opted for the snowflake combo of, and stay with me, under front tits and over back tits. The elastic must have been manufactured not by NASA, but a fucking sorcerer.
 
Well it's a matter of over the back tits, or under the back tits. Despite being decidedly under her front tits, she has opted for the snowflake combo of, and stay with me, under front tits and over back tits. The elastic must have been manufactured not by NASA, but a fucking sorcerer.

This bra is like a bra version of the "if it fits, I sits" meme, because clearly, this bra was not meant to go on a human of this size and shape, and, yet, somehow it is there. I am left wondering what the band size on it is, and what band size would actually fit Amber properly. She's cheap, so she's probably never owned a bra that actually fits.
 
This bra is like a bra version of the "if it fits, I sits" meme, because clearly, this bra was not meant to go on a human of this size and shape, and, yet, somehow it is there. I am left wondering what the band size on it is, and what band size would actually fit Amber properly. She's cheap, so she's probably never owned a bra that actually fits.

It's probably the largest size she could find at a physical store. I know a lot of stores stop carrying bras past and size 42 or so, some even stop at 38. I wouldn't be surprised if her cup size is much larger than what she would need in a bra with the proper band size. To get a property fitting bra, she'd have to order online from a specialty plus-size bra retailer. I'm not sure AL could manage getting herself properly measured either.
 
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"Professional" cook at Hardees :story:

Listen here Gordon fucking Ramsay, you ever put chocolate in a pot and stirred it over heat? That some pro-ass shit.

It's probably the largest size she could find at a physical store. I know a lot of stores stop carrying bras past and size 42 or so, some even stop at 38. I wouldn't be surprised if her cup size is much larger than what she would need in a bra with the proper band size. To get a property fitting bra, she'd have to order online from a specialty plus-size bra retailer. I'm not sure AL could manage getting herself properly measured either.

She actually talked about this bra in a video, it is a year or so old though (if i find it I'll link, stand by for edit), but IIRC, she claims she got several of them from Kroger 'cause that was what fit her at the time, and that's five years ago (so 2012). She claims this is why everyone thinks she wears "the same bra", when in fact it's obviously a macabre carousel of dirty department store sweatshop nip-slingers.

I found it. Don't bother clicking through for delicious comments, they're disabled.
 
Listen here Gordon fucking Ramsay, you ever put chocolate in a pot and stirred it over heat? That some pro-ass shit.



She actually talked about this bra in a video, it is a year or so old though (if i find it I'll link, stand by for edit), but IIRC, she claims she got several of them from Kohls 'cause that was what fit her at the time, and that's five years ago (so 2012). She claims this is why everyone thinks she wears "the same bra", when in fact it's obviously a macabre carousel of dirty department store sweatshop nip-slingers.

I found it. Don't bother clicking through for delicious comments, they're disabled.
I remember this charade, she's like "I bought five of the same at Kohls, cuz that was all they had, I'm holding one,"and she does holds it up for a second, but it looks new and small, "I'm wearing one", the one we see, "and like two are in the wash and there's two over there", or some shit. Yeah, there's two bras at most, and we can all see how stressed it is, and this photo is from two years ago, she's still wearing it, with her weight gain. All I can say is ouch. Just let em go free, it makes no difference at this point goooorrrllll.
 
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This bra is like a bra version of the "if it fits, I sits" meme, because clearly, this bra was not meant to go on a human of this size and shape, and, yet, somehow it is there. I am left wondering what the band size on it is, and what band size would actually fit Amber properly. She's cheap, so she's probably never owned a bra that actually fits.
The crazy part is just gaining or losing a few pounds can drastically change the way a bra fits. I remember her saying she went into Kohl's with "an ex" I'm assuming Kasey because if it was Krystal she would have just said her name, and she found "the bra" and it fit so she was going to buy every color in her size. Of course she says they only had the blue polka dot color in her size so she bought iirc 6 of them. Now here's the thing, it's very very unlikely it find 6 bras all the same size with the same color and pattern. Usually a store will stock 2 or 3 in each color and size so I call bullshit on that whole story. She probably bought 2, maybe even 3 but she can't admit that because that would mean she wears the same bra several days in a row before washing it. She even filmed a video about the fucking bras but only had 1 to show because she was wearing 1, a few were in the wash, yadda yadda yadda. If you are going to film a video just to prove to everyone you aren't a filthy slob who wears the same sweaty bra over and over again wouldn't you make sure you have them available to show people? It makes no sense, but that's Amber for ya.
 
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