Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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proof she has at least two, I think...still gross as AF. Both are now gray with enough grease to fry fish.
 
It's probably the largest size she could find at a physical store. I know a lot of stores stop carrying bras past and size 42 or so, some even stop at 38. I wouldn't be surprised if her cup size is much larger than what she would need in a bra with the proper band size. To get a property fitting bra, she'd have to order online from a specialty plus-size bra retailer. I'm not sure AL could manage getting herself properly measured either.

I think it would be the opposite, honestly. Her breasts don't seem that large, but she is pretty wide.

Listen here Gordon fucking Ramsay, you ever put chocolate in a pot and stirred it over heat? That some pro-ass shit.



She actually talked about this bra in a video, it is a year or so old though (if i find it I'll link, stand by for edit), but IIRC, she claims she got several of them from Kroger 'cause that was what fit her at the time, and that's five years ago (so 2012). She claims this is why everyone thinks she wears "the same bra", when in fact it's obviously a macabre carousel of dirty department store sweatshop nip-slingers.

I found it. Don't bother clicking through for delicious comments, they're disabled.

I couldn't. She said something was literally mind blowing when literally mind blowing would mean your head has exploded and then whined about people caring about her bra despite terrorism. She's dumb and listening to her speak makes us all dumber.
 
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Definitely sprained. I'd never broken a bone until last year, and when it happened my immediate thought was "I don't know what a broken bone feels like, but this is definitely it." It's just something you know. However, with Beck's size I wouldn't put it past her ankle finally giving out under all that weight.

Well this is a dilemma isn't it. If Becky broke her ankle, she's probably now in a soft or hard cast until surgery (I had 2 plates and 10 pins put in my ankle). Take into account the morphine they gave me, my guess is Becky wasn't driving anywhere. So there goes Amber's rides to and fro the local buffet. Even sprained, it's recommended you don't drive on it until it has time to heal (plus it's painful). No work, no ride = Becky is gonna get hella tired of her right quick. I wonder when she'll post the x-ray. This is going to be an interesting ride.
 
Another snap, looks like Becky is down for the count for a while

I sprained my ankle recently and they gave me something like this (which looks like what she has on her foot):

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It's like traditional bandage but it's made out of a material that sticks to itself. But maybe it's an actual cast. Even if it was just a sprained ankle it would still be kinda dangerous for a person of that size.
 
I sprained my ankle recently and they gave me something like this (which looks like what she has on her foot):

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It's like traditional bandage but it's made out of a material that sticks to itself. But maybe it's an actual cast. Even if it was just a sprained ankle it would still be kinda dangerous for a person of that size.

This isn't what Becky has on her foot. These are used against bare skin. Because the bandage is soft, there's no need for the padding/gauze underneath. Becky's cast has thick padding protecting the skin from the Fiberglass the cast is made with. Looks like Becky really broke her ankle.
 
This isn't what Becky has on her foot. These are used against bare skin. Because the bandage is soft, there's no need for the padding/gauze underneath. Becky's cast has thick padding protecting the skin from the Fiberglass the cast is made with. Looks like Becky really broke her ankle.

True. The reason why I thought it could have been that is because when you put that bandage I thought of, the heel is esposed. I have never seen a cast that didn't cover it. You're probably right though, that thing on her leg appears to be pretty thick.
 
Many retailers have a "curvy" section that goes up to 48 band width and DDD cup size. She could also shop Lane Bryant, their bras go up to at least 50 DDD. She has no excuse, there are plenty of fat women in the world and most of them manage to find a bra that fits. Even her beloved Walmart would have styles in her size.

She said in a video that she was a B cup. No joke. IIRC, it was a passing comment. I will look around for the video, but no promises.
 
It's pretty sad that Becky probably had to drive herself to and from the hospital with an injured ankle because Amber is such a dependant. I was worried that because of Becky's life threatening injury (pls keep in ur prays) that AL would be unable to get to Walmart, but it seems as though the chauffeur is still in business.
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She said in a video that she was a B cup. No joke. IIRC, it was a passing comment. I will look around for the video, but no promises.
I do remember her saying she is a b cup, but I seriously doubt she's ever been measured properly. She's likely at least a C if not a D cup. As evidenced by the photos of her bra straining to fit around her on the third hooks and the fact that she keeps the shoulder straps at their shortest position so it rides up unto her armpits, she has no clue what her proper bra size should be.
 
I do remember her saying she is a b cup, but I seriously doubt she's ever been measured properly. She's likely at least a C if not a D cup. As evidenced by the photos of her bra straining to fit around her on the third hooks and the fact that she keeps the shoulder straps at their shortest position so it rides up unto her armpits, she has no clue what her proper bra size should be.

She wants to say she's a B cup so she can appear dainty and petite. She always emphasizes how small her breasts are or how short she is in her YouNows, YouTube videos, and even in her Tumblr as if those alone negate the fact she is a 500 lb lardplanet. You're right she is likely a C or D.

The reason why she won't go and buy more bras is likely because it would be difficult for her to find B-cup bras that have a size 60 and above band. She boasts about how much money she has, yet she can't go and buy a new bra to silence the haters. Surely she can buy a proper-fitting bra. Get measured. She could buy even TWO new properly fitting (though probably not her dainty B cup bras, she'd likely be a C, D, or even E+) bras that don't dig into her armpits and rise all the way up to her shoulders!

It's not about her being able to afford a new bra, it's all about her ego and perpetuating her delusions that she's this petite thing with a small chest.
 
I wonder what Becky was doing when she broke her ankle? When you see a woman as young as Becky with broken ankles, it's generally from a sports related accident (skiing, spill from a bike) or from falling off their high heels. I don't think the latter is at play with Becky but I admit I am curious to find out what she was doing when she broke a bone. She seems so... lumpy and inanimate that it's hard to imagine her doing anything active enough to result in a broken bone. Maybe she was baked and stumbled off a curb?
 
I wonder what Becky was doing when she broke her ankle? When you see a woman as young as Becky with broken ankles, it's generally from a sports related accident (skiing, spill from a bike) or from falling off their high heels. I don't think the latter is at play with Becky but I admit I am curious to find out what she was doing when she broke a bone. She seems so... lumpy and inanimate that it's hard to imagine her doing anything active enough to result in a broken bone. Maybe she was baked and stumbled off a curb?

AL simply said that "she fell". I'm not sure how that works; every time I have twisted or sprained my ankle, the fall was the result of the injury, not the other way around.
 
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