🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Oh snap, when do we think she last left her house? Since she and Mom are somewhat on the outs, I bet it only happens when Emily comes once a year. Is she finally homebound? Did we cross that Rubicon?
 
I'm calling it : she's gonna blame the weight gain on keem because "he fired me and keeps me from streaming so i can't afford the wegovy pill"
 
I really wish I had a Neuralizer for when shit like this drops. :cryblood:
Credit to TheAnkle.
That poor mesh shirt is supposed to reach to the waist. Look at it, rolling up toward her chest fat. Her clothes must be extremely uncomfortable.. Plus they all look like she dove for then in one of those big donation collection dumpsters.
 
If, and its a big if, Amber is actually done with the LCU, I wonder how shes making money.

Her last cameo was on the 7th. That well has run dry as we all predicted. However, she isnt lowering her price, so I can only assume she either already has enough money to cover taxes and expenses until her non-compete runs out with Keem or shes making easier money elsewhere.

All that comes to mind is selling arm and leg pictures. Maybe even tum-tum pictures.

Is fat amber going to be colleen round 2? 'We are only force feeding her brookies to make money, we swears it!"
 
When pondering on how Big Stink is making money it has to be remembered that she's so retarded that she managed to get herself banned from PayPal, so anything that usually pays out through that is off the table. UNLESS Fed Bundy is having it paid out to her instead and is informally splitting it with Amber under the table. Since she's allegedly got the connections to feeder and deathfat porn sites.
 
The first EF4 rated tornado of the year hit Enid, OK yesterday. It was north of OKC. It got me wondering exactly what rated tornado would be necessary to lift Ambers gargantuan shelf. Not that she'd be anywhere but her hovel, but a gorl can wonder.

OKC is going to expect more severe weather for the next three days or so.
Like Ron White used to say, it's not THAT the wind is blowin', it's WHAT the wind is blowin'. Oklahoma Weather Museum, 2036: "And our next set of pictures demonstrates what a single blade of grass does to a....rather atypical, human body..."

well, not atypical for oklahoma but
 
I wonder if this is just her soft introduction to her Only Fats account?
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Come on guys, if this is real and she can't make money for 60 days...que medical emergency or pet emergencies, donate money or set up a go fund me for a lazy lying slob.

We should start taking guesses what will be her next grift. It's coming.

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That's too skinny to be her.
To continue the Cartman comparison, this is probably more accurate:
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I really wish I had a Neuralizer for when shit like this drops. :cryblood:
Credit to TheAnkle.
DiscordGroomerLynn was not on my bingo card of Girly Pop Eras. Wtf is she doing
 
I wonder if this is just her soft introduction to her Only Fats account?
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This makes me wonder if emily is love bombing her into fetish content like she did the last one. If this whole "ambers not in the lcu" drama is true emily has amber primed and ready to take in money and compliments on her body (which isnt a fetish cause skinny girls do it all the time). Amber only posts shit like this if shes single and looking for another caregiver or if shes being gassed the fuck up in epic proportions.

That poor mesh shirt is supposed to reach to the waist. Look at it, rolling up toward her chest fat. Her clothes must be extremely uncomfortable.. Plus they all look like she dove for then in one of those big donation collection dumpsters.
Sadly its a crop mesh shirt from torrid. Im pretty sure the fats wanted mesh shirts but the rolling up of the fabric became an issue so they took out the middle bit and helped the fatties cover their arms (one of their biggest insecurities) and sold it to the fat pigs like a big gorl alternative cause big gorls should have accessible fashion or some shit.
 
So, apparently that article where Zachary Michael was interviewed for and Amber didn't respond in time to was published.

I remember her telling us that she eventually did respond (after the deadline, and only after she heard ZM was interviewed too). She also told us she had a good conversation with the reporter (who probably also told Amber she smelled amazing through the phone).

That either 1; didn't happen or 2; the reporter did not think it was of any added value to the article.

The article:

Credits to discord and the person kind enough to make screenshots of the part about Amber.

The date of the article is confusing me though, has it really been 6 years?! I thought this all happened 2024. I will try to find it.

Edit: yeah, the mentioning of the interview was end of 2024. If you search the word article in this thread you find plenty of comments, im not going to quote it all. Eh, probably just a wrong date on the article since they are discussing events from Amber that happened in 2024.
 

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Sadly its a crop mesh shirt from torrid. Im pretty sure the fats wanted mesh shirts but the rolling up of the fabric became an issue so they took out the middle bit and helped the fatties cover their arms (one of their biggest insecurities) and sold it to the fat pigs like a big gorl alternative cause big gorls should have accessible fashion or some shit.
Nah it's definitely a crop. And a cute one actually, I will objectively give her that but she knows what she's doing. She's feeding into her feeder and that's gross
 
So, apparently that article where Zachary Michael was interviewed for and Amber didn't respond in time to was published.

I remember her telling us that she eventually did respond (after the deadline, and only after she heard ZM was interviewed too). She also told us she had a good conversation with the reporter (who probably also told Amber she smelled amazing through the phone).

That either 1; didn't happen or 2; the reporter did not think it was of any added value to the article.

The article:

Credits to discord and the person kind enough to make screenshots of the part about Amber.

The date of the article is confusing me though, has it really been 6 years?! I thought this all happened 2024. I will try to find it.

Edit: yeah, the mentioning of the interview was end of 2024. If you search the word article in this thread you find plenty of comments, im not going to quote it all. Eh, probably just a wrong date on the article since they are discussing events from Amber that happened in 2024.

Quote from the article: "Zachary Michael, who has nearly 100,000 subscribers, critiques nearly every video Reid posts" that was correct around April 2020 but ZM had way more than 100k subs by 2024 or now.

The fat narc has and always will be cyclical. Events from 2024 are the exact same as 2020 and are the exact same as 2014, she will never ever lose weight and will only be YouTube famous because of hate clicks and playing into it.
 
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