🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Hope she saved some money for the dentist she has clearly been brushing her teeth too much again!
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Ewwwww they're all black and rotting. She swears she's only had ONE ""wissdumb toof"" pulled.... then why are there still some in the very back? And black isn't supposed to be in there.

@Agoodpotroast 600 pounders shouldn't be wearing crop tops
 
Has she been heard from anywhere lately? That Ankle screen shot doesn’t have a date but I’m guessing fairly recent?
Ambers laying low(ish) over on that new channel the other fat ugly lcu rejects made. Shes donating and modding and whatever over there but hasn't gotten her fat ass on camera in days.
Allegedly shes been fired but that remains to be seen (though its fun to believe it)
 
Allegedly shes been fired but that remains to be seen (though its fun to believe it)
IF this isn't some really retarded script, it's likely because she thinks Keemstars contract is legally binding, and she's afraid to break the non-compete clause.

Imagine being afraid of Keemstar in the first place, let alone afraid of him playing lawyer with a contract that likely isn't even legally binding. That's what happens when you join a cult and think the cult leader is infallable.

Amber not streaming on her own platform now is definitely a choice, and a dumb one at that.
 
IF this isn't some really retarded script, it's likely because she thinks Keemstars contract is legally binding, and she's afraid to break the non-compete clause.

Imagine being afraid of Keemstar in the first place, let alone afraid of him playing lawyer with a contract that likely isn't even legally binding. That's what happens when you join a cult and think the cult leader is infallable.

Amber not streaming on her own platform now is definitely a choice, and a dumb one at that.
I mean, Amber once tried changing the name of her channel to AmberLynn "Reia" because some dried up old porn star was threatening to copyright claim the name Amber Reid.
She didn't have any court order or anything, just the old lady said Jump! and Amber jumped. lol
 
Amber not streaming on her own platform now is definitely a choice, and a dumb one at that.
Amber also choosing to go with these dumbasses and make their own lcu-like show. It's retards all the way down!

I think she'll stay gone, because Keem usually calls for some punishment stream, and, for the girls, it's usually hair shaving or dying it an embarrassing color. Amber would never agree to anything like that.
 
I mean, Amber once tried changing the name of her channel to AmberLynn "Reia" because some dried up old porn star was threatening to copyright claim the name Amber Reid.
She didn't have any court order or anything, just the old lady said Jump! and Amber jumped. lol
No she changed it to just Amber Reid. The Reia thing was she cut off part of the letter d in her logo that appeared at the start of all her videos.
 
IF this isn't some really retarded script, it's likely because she thinks Keemstars contract is legally binding, and she's afraid to break the non-compete clause.
If its fake She just needs "time off" because everyones kept her from doing that shit where she randomly just stops working. Shes had so much push back from keem and her cohosts about not being on camera and shes started randomly "being sick" or "having a family emergency" or "gallstones" or whatever. Her big return to the lcu may not be appreciated by people giving money so idk what's going on here. Theres no financially beneficial move for her anymore so Im leaning towards its real and she made a mistake and is just that dumb.
Imagine being afraid of Keemstar in the first place, let alone afraid of him playing lawyer with a contract that likely isn't even legally binding. That's what happens when you join a cult and think the cult leader is infallable.

Amber not streaming on her own platform now is definitely a choice, and a dumb one at that.
The bullshit thing she signed may technically be legally binding as a non-compete clause or something but nothing about uploading prerecorded content. Shes just lazy as fuck and if it is real shes 100% over on another show because she will absolutely not go back to thinking up things to film for herself. She outsourced that with beck and everyone else around her and now shes alone she cant think of anything to do for content. I dont even think her mom driving around would be beneficial for her so shes sticking it out with other retards and making them do all the work.
 
A premiere?


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I’M BACK! ✨💋



"Hey guys! Oh my god, I don't even really know, um, how to vlog anymore or how to film a video, but hello! I think it's been almost a year since I've, like, filmed a video. Like, that's kind of crazy, but I'm back. And I'm—I'm going to stay, folks. Regardless of, like, what happens in the future, I will be staying. I have missed you guys so freaking much. You guys have no idea.

But I was off doing other things and I'm sure majority of you know, um, I was part of the LCU. It was crazy, folks. It was crazy. A lot of ups and downs, um, publicly, privately, just all over the place. Um, good things came out of it, bad things, and that's just, like, the truth. Even Keem knows that. Like, I am not one to, like, be shy towards him. Um, I tell him exactly how I feel; I tell them like it is, and I'm not afraid to do so.

Long story short, I put a lot of my time and my effort into the LCU that I didn't want to focus on my channel. I kept putting it off, putting it off, putting it off. But the LCU always came first. Um, I know it was just a two-hour show twice a day—I was doing Lolcow Hero and Lolcow Bus—and it was a lot. Like, it took a lot of, like, my mentals. It took a lot of my mental energy. Um, Lolcow Hero took a lot of my physical, too. I like to get up and dance; we exercised a lot. It was fun, you guys!

There are so many good things that came out of the LCU. I met so many amazing people—people that I still speak to to this day. Like, the community of people that I found due to the LCU is just, like, I can't even express how grateful I am, truly. Because being on my own channel, I didn't really have, like, a sense of community because it always felt like it was, like, me against 'girl world,' me against thousands. And being in the LCU, it made me realize that, like, I'm not alone. I'm not alone. And I loved that support and it, like, truly meant the world to me.

I did make some mistakes here and there. I mean, that's part of being human. And I think, like, it needs to be said: the biggest reason why I'm not in the LCU is because I made a mistake that kind of spiraled into Keem being like, 'Well, I might just fire you.' It spire—spiled—spiled... I can't even talk. It spir—spiraled. Oh my god, girl, like, get it together. It spiraled into me realizing I kind of just need a break.

I don't know if I'm ever going to go back to the LCU, but it made me realize that, like, I just want to focus on my channel right now. I don't know what the future looks like—I never do. Okay? The LCU can be fun, but it can also be scary. And these aren't things that I've, you know, been shy about. Like, I've been very vocal. I've been vocal about that, like, behind the scenes and publicly. Um, but that's like how it is. Like, the LCU is such, like, a big thing. There's like over, what, 24 shows, like 50-plus hosts? It's—it's a big thing and it sucks you in. And I think we can all agree on that.

Like I said, I went through my highs, I went through my lows, but um, there was an intern, Christina—hi baby—like, she is a really good friend of mine, I love her so much. Um, she did some—something where we're like questioning, 'Girl, is this AI? Is this real? Like, what is actually going on?' We all know, we—we—we all have a feeling, girl. We all have a feeling that she did some AI stuff, right? And obviously Keem was very upset with that, and so he kind of, like, fired her from being an intern. And I tried my hardest to, like, get her back and stuff because she's such good, like, content. She really—she really knows how to have fun, but she also, like, brings real good drama and stuff, which is, like, a plus. Like, that is, like, the perfect mixture of what the LCU needs is someone who can also, like, bring the drama. Like, you need to have, like, dimensions. That's why working with Foopa, I was always like, 'Girl, like, you only hate me.' And then I started working with Angel and I'm like, 'Girl, you only hate me... bring the dimensions! We need more!'

Anyways, Christina was fired as an intern. And when you're fired as an intern, nine times out of ten, you might be banned from the Discord. And the Discord is a place where I spent a lot of my time. I liked to talk to fans; I like to talk to people who hated me. I finally got to, like, literally have, like, phone calls, video calls... Um, it was a place for people to have access to me and I had access to, like, fans and haters alike, and it was something I never had my 13 years of being on YouTube. So it was crazy.

So yeah, Christina was banned from that. So I was on the phone with Christina with Gemini, and Christina had, like, an alt account, went into the Discord, and she was just, like, listening and then she started talking. And everyone's like, 'Oh my god, it's Christina!' But the whole time she was hot-miked to me and Gemini, so we heard everything that happened. And that wasn't okay. Like, I shouldn't have done that as a host there. Like, you—you have to, like, have a certain type of, like, respect for the rules, and I was known for breaking a lot of the rules. That's just, like—I don't know—I—I just like to be like a little shitster. That's just, like, who I am.

But with this, like, it made a lot of people uncomfortable, and I am sorry for that. Like, that was never my intention and it obviously made a lot of people upset, including Keem, because it was like, 'Girl, why are you spying on people? Like, what are you doing?' That wasn't my intention. I wanted Christina to go in there honestly to, like, make amends, and like, she wanted to go in there and talk to people, and it's like—I was there. I—I heard the whole thing. I shouldn't have been. I take full accountability for that. And Keem said, 'No, no, that's like not good. Like, you're messing with the Voldemort,' and it was just, like, messy.

So he was like, 'You know what? I might fire you.' And in that, like, whole, like, correspondence, I was like, 'You know what? Like, do it. I—I kind of want to go back to my channel.' And I don't know why I can't focus on both things at once. Like, my brain is just, like, not letting me. I think it's because I genuinely, like, gave my all to the LCU. I gave my absolute all. And I—I—I don't care if people saw that or didn't see that, but I truly did give my all to the LCU.

And you know, it's not a place where I want to say I'm 'Voldemorted.' If you guys don't know what that means, that means that the other hosts cannot speak about you and you pretty much can never come back. I don't want that because it's like, you know, I want there to be a—a line open for the future just in case I do want to come back. As of right now, no. Like, I want to fuck around and find out on my channel, you know?

I know a lot of people have been like, 'Amberlynn come back, come back.' And I really want to do that, right? And um, I think maybe there could be a place in the future where I can do both things because the LCU loves me and I love the LCU. Love-hate relationship. Okay? Like, I'm fully aware. Like, we all know it, girl. Like, um, it was honestly an experience.

And I know you guys remember I was always talking about like, 'He wants me to come to the LCU but I don't know if I want to do it.' I finally took the plunge. I did it. I was there for four months. Um, it was a time... those four months felt like four years. It was genuinely, like, it's like an experience I'll never forget and maybe I'll get to do it again sometime. Um, Keem and I both have to agree to that, not just one of us, because like, I have to be in the right headspace for it. And right now I just don't feel like I am.

But Keem is the type of guy who likes to fuck around and find out, too. Like, he's a troll, but like, he—he—he's Drama Alert for crying out loud, and like, he does care about people and he gives people so many chances and all that type of stuff. And I don't want him and I to, like, truly hate each other. You know? We're going to talk—we're going to talk shit. We're going to talk shit. Like, he's still talking shit. Like, it's—it's okay. Like, it's allowed. Like, we're two people who feel, um, maybe a little fucked over or like, people just have emotions. Like, that's okay to have. It's okay to talk a little shit.

But on the low-low, I want him to know that he can always message me if he needs something. And I know vice versa. And I think that's what's important about kind of like moving on for now is like knowing that like, 'Hey, like, we're still friends but like, right now we just like can't work together.' And I think that's okay. And I think that's part of like being mature and like being able to move on and stuff.

Um, but yeah, anyways, I kind of just wanted to talk about like why I've been—why I've been gone. It's just like, you guys, I've been there. I've been there. I've been just so hyperfocused on the LCU and um, I took a week break and I kind of just needed to, just because I'm telling you, I was working like every single day. It was just—it was just a lot. Okay? Um, so I took a break and now I'm back.

Um, so things for this channel: I don't know. I don't have anything set and planned in stone. Um, I don't have like some schedule that I'm thinking about doing. No. I have already reached, um, the watch-time minutes just by livestreaming that one time months ago, so I already have that. All I have to do is apply for monetization, which I haven't done yet because I didn't want to apply for monetization and then just not show up on my channel. I was waiting until like I was ready to come back for real, which I'm ready now.

So yeah, I'm—I'm really excited and um, oh my god, you guys, it's like 2.0 Amberlynn because I have no content on this channel anymore. So it's like starting fresh, hopefully. Anyways, I love you guys so much. I've missed you all so much. And if you guys don't watch the LCU, which I'm sure a lot of you do, go watch it. Like, genuinely, I still am going to support the LCU. It is a crazy ride over there, but it's one that I enjoyed being a part of. Okay? Like, when I sit back and I look back, I'm like, 'I'm so glad that I did that.' Like, wholeheartedly. Anyways, I love you guys so much and I will see you guys again soon. Bye!"

Some points:

  • Biggest reason she's not in the LCU is that Keemstar threathened to fire her anyway because of a "mistake" where ALR was complicit in helping the banned member Christina break the rules. Christina was banned from their Discord server but she had an alt account she used to "spy" with, and ALR was on a phone call with Gemini and Christina while Christina (on the alt) was in voice chat on Discord. And there was a hot-mic situation where they could listen in on Christina's Discord call. (I hope I got that right, ALR is not the best narrator)
  • Reason she didn't upload to her own channel is that she gave it all to the LCU, and she did both Lolcow Bus and Lolcow Hero. It took a lot of her menthulz, and Hero took a lot of her physical too because she had to move her body in that one.
  • Says that the one live she did forever ago gave her enough watchtime to apply for monetization again, so all she has to do is apply. She didn't want re-apply to get monetization back and then not upload, so she’s been waiting until she felt like she might actually start uploading again for realsies.
  • Wants to keep the door open to coming back to the LCU. Does not want to be "Voldemorted".
  • Has no plan or schedule for her channel now, but says it's "like 2.0 Amberlynn" because she's starting fresh.
  • Twice she uses the phrase "Fuck around and find out". She says that it's something she likes to do on her own channel, and Keemstar does as well. It seems she uses this expression to mean that they both like to experiment with their content on their respective channels. I assume she does not mean it as her loving to meet terrible consequences for her actions. She might mean it in some unique and quirky way I'm not familiar with (What do I know? I'm ESL).
Here's how she looks like:

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She turned off comments on the video BTW, so there goes that engagement.
 
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Jesus Christ, Amber is fucking huge. I already knew she was likely at her biggest given the full body glimpses we've seen, but the old vlog style camera highlights how she has the same moon face and boulder shoulders she had during the Beggy era. Slommy has been getting to work.

For those who know more of the Amber lore than me, how come Amber was bedbound at 570+ yet she's somehow semi-mobile at an obviously bigger weight?
 
This bitch is spherical. She's absolutely, completely, spherical. The Oklahoma Wonder is now the cellulite equivalent of a tangelo.1777404388015.png
 
Twice she uses the phrase "Fuck around and find out". She says that it's something she likes to do on her own channel, and Keemstar does as well. It seems she uses this expression to mean that they both like to experiment with their content on their respective channels. I assume she does not mean it as her loving to meet terrible consequences for her actions. She might mean it in some unique and quirky way I'm not familiar with (What do I know? I'm ESL).
She really doesn't know what that means lol. Is this an attempt at trying to be hip and "with it"?

Her actual fucking around and finding out is how she spent 10+ years doing the same old shit even when she was told it wasn't going to be viable forever and how YouTube will take away her monetization eventually. And then her being surprised and scrambling to do LCU once she finally got demonetized.

how come Amber was bedbound at 570+ yet she's somehow semi-mobile at an obviously bigger weight?
This time around, she doesn't have a Thumb Butler that will enable her and wash her coochie hole with a soapy wet rag.

She does have to be more mobile than she probably wants to be just to do the bare
minimum. The little stuff we did see when she was with Jade, Amber played stupid and helpless with basic stuff like opening Amazon boxes and getting stuff from cupboards. Jade helped her on camera; imagine the stuff Jade had to do "behind the scenes."

Mamalynn won't put up with her on a 24/7 schedule and Emily obviously won't be tricked into moving in with her either, so Amber has to.
 
@Calories putting in the effort to get us the transcript, thank you so much gorl! ❤️ I have to admit I attempted to read through it but my brain gave up about half way with the inordinate amount of unnecessary ’like’ and filler words she uses. Surprised she didn’t drop a ‘bro’ also. Her grammar deteriorates with every pound she gains…

Suppose she had to come back really, it’ll be mildly interesting to see what she attempts next but it’s Amber, the only thing she’ll see to completion is a 20 piece McNugget. She’ll be back in the LCU before May ends, it’s too easy money.
 
It’s been so long since Amber uploaded a video that I can’t even recall what her videos featured. All she’s been doing is acting like a retard on the LCU so that’s about all I can see her doing now. I guess it’s nice to be back to normal? She’s basically soured her reputation and whatever persona she wants to put forward after the shit she’s been pulling on the LCU for months. No more going back to shy innocent persona when people have seen what you’ve done for desperation money.
Also, I get Amber has the sense of style equivalent to a child choosing random shit to wear, but what’s with the shades indoors?
 
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No more going back to shy innocent persona when people have seen what you’ve done for desperation money.
Amber is a die-hard revisionist.

She didn't say that, didn't do that - and if you don't have a clip of her doing it playing overtop of her while she's speaking then she is absolutely not going to discuss it because she's like, sooo right and it's in the past and you misunderstood her because you have a brain the size of an ant.

She had to mush her floppy udders with her dainty meat-trotters and treat people like shit because it was a totally made up character. She's super nice in real life and the haters just don't want to see her having innocent fun acting on a show with all her friends!

Oceania was at war with Eastasia. Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia.
 
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