🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Anna's more delusional.
Rosie's more dramatic.
Chantal's more gross.
Shanny's more crazy.
Granted in the big picture I'm a late arrival to this 600 pound trainwreck but how the fuck did she ever have the "Queen of Gorlword" crown?
Thread tax, shamelessly stolen from reddit again.
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KittiestKitty said:
Watching Jer's world fall apart has been wonderful and entertaining. Amber could never be as outrageous as a lot of other cows are. All she does is eat and act like a fucking bitch to everyone around her. She's boring and has nothing to offer anybody, at all. Nothing will change with Amber. It's why she's on her way out, and in turn, why her thread has been actively losing any momentum it had.
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We can only hope Emily spills some tea to make this final chapter interesting
 
Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
Anna's more delusional.
Rosie's more dramatic.
Chantal's more gross.
Shanny's more crazy.
Granted in the big picture I'm a late arrival to this 600 pound trainwreck but how the fuck did she ever have the "Queen of Gorlword" crown?
Thread tax, shamelessly stolen from reddit again.
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Huh. You'd think that you've seen everthing and there you go. She's not the Qween, Chantal can at least surprise me
 
pippeyyy said:
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She heard us saying she was boring and gave us horrors beyond our comprehension.

Stole it from Apathetic Faxx
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The fucking teeth licking thing i fucking hate it. Its probably one of the most annoying things ive ever seen her do. Its up there with the dumb ass 3 second attempt at sexy dancing and then laughing about it. I wish I never clicked on the video, I knew it was another pre shower/glow up video that was popular 4 years ago. I just wish she would at least get less cringe but here we are.

Larry&Barry said:
Amber used to have her own subforum, now all she has is a dying thread (:_(
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I miss the fag shanty and toxic lake.
 
Insulin reid said:
The fucking teeth licking thing i fucking hate it. Its probably one of the most annoying things ive ever seen her do. Its up there with the dumb ass 3 second attempt at sexy dancing and then laughing about it. I wish I never clicked on the video, I knew it was another pre shower/glow up video that was popular 4 years ago. I just wish she would at least get less cringe but here we are.


I miss the fag shanty and toxic lake.
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She licks her teeth to taste the last takeout she had.
 
If anyone is looking for an entertaining cow that isn’t (metaphorically) dead, the Sammieverse is an absolute blast from beginning to end.
 
pippeyyy said:
She heard us saying she was boring and gave us horrors beyond our comprehension.

Stole it from Apathetic Faxx
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That trout mouth is really something.

She really is delusional to a point where she can't understand that there's no real difference between her "Before" and "After" look anymore. She's a lardo in both, and compared to 10 years ago she no longer has the youth and compensating health of her 20s on her side, her hair's shit, and no amount of makeup or even filters can truly obscure all the nasty. Slapping on some stuff to try hiding the blemishes is the same as blurring the craters on the literal moon and expecting people not to still see a giant ass moon.

Normal people will see her as a disfigured-by-food fatty whose lack of hygiene is showing no matter how she "cleans up" into the "sex kitten" look she goes for in these vids. And people who know who she is will always see her as all of that, and also a massive narc bitch.
 
A week of monetization and no content, this bitch truly never learns, however $13 members only chat for her streams. I hate how there’s gonna be dumbasses who pay for it.
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Remember 2019 era Amberlynn would always say that everyone else took everything for granted.. walking, showering, fitting into chairs.
Amberlynn loses her source of income, has to work underneath someone, gets her source of income back.. and can’t even work for a couple hours a week. Talk about taking things for granted
 
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