Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[C3PBRO]

Holy fuck, if the intro didn't make me wanna puke, the motion sickness from her wobbly waddling gait would do it. "Eat your heart out haters, I went outside and walked around #ggggoooalz."

And wow, fuck WW I guess. She's not even pretending to follow that shit anymore, I'm not going to hold my breath for a weigh-in.

She keeps sneaking Becky into her vlogs like a disrespectful asshole. You know how to pick em, Becks.

Holy shit, the only book she's read on her shelf is not a book at all. It's essentially a picture book of cats with short poems about cats. I know, because I had "I could chew on this" (the dog version), as a calendar, cause it sure as shit doesn't warrant the material for a fucking book. Notice the books she pointed out that she hasn't read are the ones she talked about in her "BOOK RECOMMENDATIONS!!!!" video. Could it be that big AL is full of shit?

 

[thejackal]

I think she came very close to a sober realization when she said "this is like battery porn for you guys" -- no AL, it's trainwreck and lolcow porn. Your stuff is gonzo.

 

[Clown Baby]

Once again dodging the point. "They are obsessed, see, here is proof." They don't care about your batteries, they care that you are probably now over 500 lbs and keeping that information from your followers by refusing to buy the batteries needed to weigh yourself. Then you try to make it like everyone else is the problem because they are unhealthily obsessed with batteries, and don't even use the scale. When you start a vlog about weight loss and your life, tell everyone you are actively trying to lose weight and then refuse to remain accountable, you are the problem. No one is obsessed with anything besides the fact that you are terrible in all facets of life. I know you lurk here gorl, you act like you don't care about haters but you need that shit to live. It's like tinkerbell in reverse.

 

[SlayGorl]

She's really keeping up with the farms

 

[Rotogravure]

She's really keeping up with the farms

So, forgive me if I don't get how Snapchat works, but the way it looks it seems she is saying has access to Destiny's Snapchat, and put those there herself?

 

[PiggyPie]

She's really keeping up with the farms

Of course she is, she is obsessed with herself

 

[a dinosaur]

I don't think AL is a real Lezbo: her type is clearly 13 year old obese boys with shitty bowl cuts.

 

[C3PBRO]

Becky reminds me of Kevin from The Office, they both have that no neck thing going on.
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You asshole. Cannot unsee.

 

[ADHD]

Oh my GOD she just uploaded a new video. The intro is such a mess I can't watch the whole thing, Someone in the world really made that for her.

Just when it seemed Amber couldn't be any lazier, she reveals that she can't be bothered to measure out her laundry detergent.

 

[thejackal]

Of course she is, she is obsessed with herself

I've been watching her old videos and in many ways they are even more absurd than the ones over the last few months. Especially the ones with Destiny's family and how incredibly haughty she acts around them even though it's obvious (if nothing else) that Destiny has the sort of big, halfway successful family that AL desperately wants in her life.

Destiny's stepdad sounds like a badass, taking on tasks like building a wraparound porch on their house, mowing the lawn while family is in the hospital and AL acts like it's the worst thing in the world she has to go "help" him and their family (she does nothing except bitch and moan) for a few hours instead of just going to Wal Mart.

It's like WTF does she do with her god damn days anyways that's so important or fun? She has no car. She can't walk anywhere. She doesn't have a job. She uploads a shitty 10 minute vlog once a week and goes on younow for another couple hours. That's like 10 hours of work a week, at absolute most "working".

She has the perfect combo of sloth, bad attitude and lack of self awareness. Even when you watch a Trisha Paytas video at least their are moments when Trisha realizes it's all a charade (her click bait titles for example) and if you could get her off the Xanax and wine for a couple months a halfway normal, fun person would emerge.

I don't see any of that with AL. She's just an incredibly selfish person that really cannot take care of herself. Youtube has been absolutely horrible for her as it's given her the illusion of relevance and a stable income. Maybe if she gave up youtube for a few months, just put her head down, lost 100lbs, found at least a part time job and started actually visiting homeless shelters (remember nobody cares more about the homeless than AL) she could turn Youtube into something more than a trainwreck channel.

But she's so far gone, both with her weight and her illusions about her place in life, that if it does hit her, say like ten years from now when she's bed bound and living off disability in some squalid backwater she'll realize she blew her shot at a good life.

AL, if you're reading this, you should try to read some Dostoevsky, granted he's a little more hard to follow than a pop up book about cats, but there's wisdom in his stories:

Above all, don't lie to yourself. The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes to a point that he cannot distinguish the truth within him, or around him, and so loses all respect for himself and for others. And having no respect he ceases to love.​

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

I don't understand how you can have 2 chins, yet virtually no chin.

 

[Mrs.MichaelRooker]

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The TMNT shirt is funny because her neck/chin situation reminds me of the robot body used by Krang.

 

[Giraff3]

I don't understand how you can have 2 chins, yet virtually no chin.

Bob's Burgers IRL.

 

[angelicbitch]

Wow, she's actually wearing the 1975 shirt that Dana and Destiny got her in the latest vlog. I found it on Hot Topic's website, and from the old video of her holding it up (6:30), it seemed like the tag said "S", but in reality, it's either a 5 or 6 because Hot Topic measures their plus size clothing in numbers.

A 5 is a 5x and a 6 is a 6x.

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

Right, Amber... All co-dependent leeches take a break from relationships.

 

[KicDaKitty]

Oh my GOD she just uploaded a new video. The intro is such a mess I can't watch the whole thing, Someone in the world really made that for her.

I can't believe she waddled her fat ass to the store to get Becky apple juice and cookies. If you look back at her relationship with Destiny it was always "Destiny get me this, Destiny get me that" now she's the one being the little errand boy. It's hilarious how bad she's got it for Becky, it's going to be a glorious meltdown when Becky dumps her.

 

[PotatoFace]

I thought she had the kind of scale where you have to step on it once to turn it on, then stand on it to get your weight? Are her cats magically able to do that?

There's an old video of her and Destiny after they first got their scale...they thought it was broken because they just kept standing on it without tapping it first.

Are we surprised she's lying about the batteries?

 

[cursebreaker]

So, forgive me if I don't get how Snapchat works, but the way it looks it seems she is saying has access to Destiny's Snapchat, and put those there herself?

No, I think here she's implying she told Destiny to take and post those pictures.
Which is just as sad if you're sitting on the couch with a blanket on you going like "take pictures of me!!!!! post them to snapchat!!!!"

 

[Bitchboy95]

Legit into hats now

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

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Legit into hats now

too bad hats don't fit.

Eric posted a video

Says Rafe has agreed not to go on Youtube or YouNow to talk about "what happend".

The Kentucky Lesbian Mafia (which Eric is a part of ) has gotten to her apparently.