Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Oh Hamburgers]

View attachment 252574 "Relatable" HAH!

Oh, please Amber, you did the opposite. You were loud and obnoxious and now you're all laid back and chill. And you want people to believe you don't change like a chameleon with different girlfriends?

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

The fact that she looks like a mess in both videos is intentional. She can't make a video without touching her hair 100 times and commenting on her makeup, yet in both of these she looks like a slob and says nothing. Because that's part of the facade, "I'm so devastated you guys. "

I thought the SAME exact thing! It looks like she teased her hair out a bit for the purpose of the video. Of course if you were to bring this up to her in her Ask.fm, she'd tell you, "But I DID say I was a mess that day." Completely avoiding your point about it being done intentionally.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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Amber always mentions that this is her favorite book. But if you've ever read it (I couldn't even finish it for the following reason) you'll find that it's an extremely hard book to get through. The boy in the story is so badly abused by his mother, at one point she smashes his entire face into a shit filled diaper forcing him to breathe the shit into his nose. How that book could be anyone's "favorite" let alone something you'd want to read "over and over", is beyond me. Says something about her character, imo.

It's a total garbage book from beginning to end. I read some of it stranded in a drug store years ago, subject matter aside, it is so unbelievably badly written it's amazing it ever sold a single copy.

It's also total bullshit and the author is a two-bit con man who relentlessly promoted an entire industry around his book and even rigged best seller numbers by buying his own book in bulk. His own brothers have said his story is utter bullshit and none of the stuff he described in the book ever happened.

http://www.nytimes.com/2002/07/28/magazine/dysfunction-for-dollars.html

 

[PotatoFace]

It's a total garbage book from beginning to end. I read some it stranded in a drug store years ago, subject matter aside, it is so unbelievably badly written it's amazing it ever sold a copy.

It's also total bullshit and the author is a two-bit con man who relentlessly promoted an entire industry around his book and even rigged best seller number by buying his own book in bulk. His own brothers have said his story is utter bullshit and none of the stuff he described in the book ever happened.

http://www.nytimes.com/2002/07/28/magazine/dysfunction-for-dollars.html

Yup, I remember when it came out that his book was total fiction.

Makes sense that Amber loves it so much; the author is just like her! Liar, "victim", and starving for attention.

 

[Calling]

To be fair, with narcissistic families, there are often golden child(ren) who will deny abuse of scapegoat children, but I don't know much about that author or the book itself.

As for Amber, that's a lot of food for one person...

 

[Tiny Clanger]

I thought nothing could be worse than the screeching mall-rat "goooorl whooWAMI that is LIDderally like, life" nails-down-a-blackboard persona.

But you really have to admire the sheer level of tedium the Chinless Wonder that is Becks has introduced. I'm guessing the next big thing in vlogging will just be her pointing the phone at whatever mind-numbing crap they are watching on telly. She's still doing all the ghastly mannerisms and sayings, but now they are over absolutely nothing at all. See this paint drying? Lidderally bae.

Does Becky even have a personality? Can she even talk? Amber hasn't just purchased the world's ugliest butch lesbo sex doll because she mistook it for human, has she? What is she even FOR? They interract like two people who barely know each other, don't like what they do know, and have no desire to deepen that knowledge. More than anything, they remind me of a client and her carer - a sort of polite, impersonal relationship based on necessity.

Someone further up said they only see each other every couple of weeks, if I understood right. Does Becky live a fairly long way away? Because otherwise, this makes zero sense. Even if she does live awhile away and is juggling work, at the start of a relationship is when you'll cram every second in with the person, even if it means driving all night. I jokingly said before "does Becks know she's Amber's gf?" but maybe it's not a joke. This is how fairly disinterested "friends-with-benefits" behave, filler until something better comes along. Maybe that's why AL doesn't vlog much with Becks around, cos she's doing everything in her power to push this recalcitrant beastie along so won't do anything to annoy her. But if this barely sentient is Becks' at the height of "in luuurve" I'd hate to see what she's like when apathetic.

Soz. Spergy rant over. Dunno why she irritates me so much. But where else to just BLOOOOOARRRRGHHHH? Feelz better now.

Ps. Fuck, that poor dog. I have never seen a chihuahua waddle before...

 

[WhoAmILikeWhaaaat]

So how long were Rarity and Wasabi left alone while Hamber tended to Becks' cookie and candy needs? Did she leave Twinkie in the car while she was at WahMurt? I hope this bitch gets her animals taken away and rehomed.

 

[Clown Baby]

Soz. Spergy rant over. Dunno why she irritates me so much. But where else to just BLOOOOOARRRRGHHHH? Feelz better now.

I feel the exact same way. I'm new here but no stranger to deconstructing the online persona of a dumpstefire like dis bitch, and I'm liderally uhbsessed right now. I have known about AL since probably 2015 but only found out about this community last week. Feels like I found my people, reminds me of somethingawfuldotcom back in the early 2000s, but bitchier. Sorry if this is against the rules or something, but I'm grateful for all y'all.

Just so I'm on topic, I watched this video:

And almost choked on my tea because she says she's not a shitty person, and that she is an unconditional lover of liderally everyone. Hey AL, remember when you bitched for a solid 20 minutes about having to sit in a car while Destiny's stepdad did a good deed for an ill family member? That's what shitty people do. If you loved people unconditionally you would just fucking shut up in that kind of situation.

 

[PropaGONDA]

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When she was in her light colours/bows/hair bun phase with Destiny she looks like a very obese overgrown toddler. I cannot take that seriously. Even in the thumbnail she looks like a fat baby - it looks like she has no teeth.

 

[dumpster bitch]

too bad hats don't fit.

Eric posted a video

Holy G-d. This is the most boring video I have ever seen. This dude has all the appeal of a dirty, wet sock. This makes AL look like a charismatic sex goddess.

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

Holy G-d. This is the most boring video I have ever seen. This dude has all the appeal of a dirty, wet sock. This makes AL look like a charismatic sex goddess.

And the constant sweeping of his hair over to one side... so fucking annoying. Your hair hasn't moved since the last time you touched it 5 seconds ago, leave it alone!

 

[DonaldChump]

Feels like I found my people, reminds me of somethingawfuldotcom back in the early 2000s, but bitchier. Sorry if this is against the rules or something, but I'm grateful for all y'all.

Nah youre in good company. There are a bunch of ex-goons here, I think.

So last I saw, Amberlynn picked up Becky's backwards cap habit, right? More fuel for the "just a clone of her partner" fire. Which, Amberlynn, apart from being unhealthy, is a good way to drive people away.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

And the constant sweeping of his hair over to one side... so fucking annoying. Your hair hasn't moved since the last time you touched it 5 seconds ago, leave it alone!

His hair is so fried it's likely not moved since 2010.

@Clown Baby Hellooo! I'z relative noob too. Welcome to the bitcb-fest - this mob are class, they flatten poor Al like monster-trucks in the maggots, or whatever her shite metaphor was....

 

[Xenomorph]

Too bad Amber and Boogie don't get together and make excuses for being hamplanets and eat for a colab video.

 

[DongMiguel]

Does anyone have the video of AL bitching while Destiny's step-dad mows the lawn?

 

[haygurlhay]

I wanted to help our dear friend with an even more relatable type of "Before and after a break up" post. The above picture is from just before Amber left Virginia to move in with Destiny. The picture below is when Amber admitted that Destiny dumped her. (Edited to say Virginia and not Kentucky. Sorry for my autism.)

 

[Clown Baby]

Does anyone have the video of AL bitching while Destiny's step-dad mows the lawn?

It's right at the beginning, but this entire video is AL at her worst IMO

 

[haygurlhay]

It's right at the beginning, but this entire video is AL at her worst IMO

I've always loved that thumbnail. Destiny's level of sped is really magnified there.

 

[Clown Baby]

I've always loved that thumbnail. Destiny's level of sped is really magnified there.

Right? When AL asked her if her parents made her wear a helmet at first I thought she meant in life, then I realized she meant when riding a bike. But the way Lumpylynn is just like "put this on, look at the camera!" and then slaps the ball hard and laughs at D when she runs to get it, she's clearly a prop to AL. "Do things, it's for my job, babe."

 

[Lyssa]

She could be Dustins family.