Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[DongMiguel]

Exactly. In that "truth about our sex life" video AL talks about how she has no desire to ever leave the country. One of the viewer questions was "what is the first thing you associate with England?" and Destiny said Dr. Who. AL said she doesn't think of anything regarding England, and would never want to go there. Such a boring, limited world view where all that exists is food, shopping, and laying around, all while boasting about how good she is at things. It sounds made up, like how does this person exist and continuously get new people to date her?

Well when you've got the burgeoning cultural hotbed that is Kentucky at your doorstep, who really needs to travel the world?

 

[Angry New Ager]

As for the vacation-I'm from the west but isn't Lexington a civil war site? There should be some fascinating history and museums there.

It wasn't a Civil War battle site, but there are plenty of interesting things to see, if you're into history and historic home tours (Mary Todd Lincoln's family home, for example).

The problem is, historical sites and museums are only really interesting to someone who actually finds that sort of thing interesting. And Amber, who barely made it through high school, and bombed out of her first year at a community college, is just pig-ignorant. She has no education, either in the formal sense, or even in the sense that she's interested in things and decides to learn about them on her own. And she doesn't care.

Plus, places like that involve walking, and historic houses don't have elevators (or heavy-duty benches for her to plop down on every 20 feet or so). Amber can barely weeble her way across a flat surface, and getting upstairs to collapse into bed is a huge effort for her. They're also going at the hottest time of year, and it gets humid as fuck. So anywhere without serious AC, and that involves walking even a short distance, is going to be off the agenda.

I'm sure you and I could find all kinds of cool stuff to see, do, and--yes--eat in Lexington. But I'm pretty sure we're both curious, open to new experiences, value education (and see it as a lifelong process), are mobile enough to go just about anywhere, and are willing to put up with the discomfort of a hot, humid day to go see something we wouldn't otherwise. And what I've just described? That's the antithesis of Amber.

They'll probably end up at an enclosed, air-conditioned mall, where Amber will buy the same trinkets from Claire's and Target she could have bought at home.

Even if your life revolves around food, there are probably interesting local cuisines and family run restaurants. You can go to a Cheesecake Factory anywhere in the country, there is nothing different about it.

They'll eat in the mall food court. Later, they'll go to the Cheesecake Factory, or PF Chang's, or Olive Garden, because local specialties are too unfamiliar to risk.

Someone, many pages back, posted a great comment about how the superobese are actually incredibly picky eaters who avoid novelty, preferring to eat familiar favorites, and getting anxious when confronted with something unexpected. And that's Amber, to a T.

She's dumb, with no curiosity. Even her main interest in life, she doesn't gain expertise in. She could be a foodie and a good cook, but she just wants to shovel fat and salt into her gaping maw.

She could be a foodie in the same way a homeless alcoholic could be a sommelier.

She's an addict. Therefore, she is not interested in food itself; she is only interested in the endorphin rush she gets from various combinations of sugar, salt, fat, and cheap starches. She gets a similar rush from buying cheap crap and possessing it--and it's just as short-lived.

Really, her only interest in life is feeding her addiction, and, to that end, getting other people to enable her.

Exactly. In that "truth about our sex life" video AL talks about how she has no desire to ever leave the country. One of the viewer questions was "what is the first thing you associate with England?" and Destiny said Dr. Who. AL said she doesn't think of anything regarding England, and would never want to go there. Such a boring, limited world view where all that exists is food, shopping, and laying around, all while boasting about how good she is at things. It sounds made up, like how does this person exist and continuously get new people to date her?

She's dumb, ignorant, and has a woefully limited worldview, but mostly? She's terrified of the world, of life, and of others' expectations and demands on her as an adult human. She really just wants to hide out in her own house, where she can do everything on her terms, and get others to take her to familiar, "safe" places she likes. Being an immobile, superobese shut-in would be perfectly okay with her, as long as she can land a willing enabler to take care of her. Getting up and leaving the house to go to Walmart and Cheesecake Factory is already strenuous and uncomfortable, so I'm sure she'd willingly give it up if she had someone willing to bring her to-go orders (so she could do mukbangs) and bring packages in off the porch (so she could do unboxing/haul vids).

As for how she keeps getting new girlfriends, there are a lot of damaged, insecure people out there, who will allow someone like Amber to walk all over them--at least for a while. Destiny had youth and inexperience going against her, but fortunately she seems to have wised up a little. And another thing: there's an appalling number of people out there whose interests, intelligence, and worldview are just as narrow as Amber's. Dumb, ignorant, incurious people are easy to find; it's finding smart, interesting people that's (relatively) hard.

 

[Kourtney]

She didn't even wear gloves while making food for the patients. Neither did anyone else helping.

"I have to make drinks for 50 people, who all drink something completely different" - makes 3 types of drinks.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

If they ever get Postmates in KY it'll be the death of her.

 

[walshtree]

I don't understand what she eats all day if she can't drive around to get it? How could she eat so much of the "healthy" stuff she buys at the grocery store and still not lose? Surely Becky isn't getting fast food everyday?

 

[JayBlue]

Hello all, I found accounts that I suspect that are AL

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[Scaleghost]

It really annoys me how much she tries to copy trisha these days. Don't know if she's doing it on purpose or subconsciously but it's the way she talks and the vocabulary she uses, the constant nonsense blabbering and ugh. Atleast trisha does come across somewhat entertaining, even if she is trolling or not.
They are both food addicts and trainwrecks but man, even trisha fucking paytas has her shit together if you compare her to hamber.

 

[haygurlhay]

I don't understand what she eats all day if she can't drive around to get it? How could she eat so much of the "healthy" stuff she buys at the grocery store and still not lose? Surely Becky isn't getting fast food everyday?

Oh she manages to feed just fine without a car.

 

[ricecake]

It really annoys me how much she tries to copy trisha these days. Don't know if she's doing it on purpose or subconciously it's the way she talks and the vocabulary she uses, the constant nonsense blabbering and ugh. Atleast trisha does come across somewhat entertaining, even if she is trolling or not.
They are both food addicts and trainwrecks but man, even trisha fucking paytas has her shit together if you compare her to hamber.

At least Trisha is out there hustling. The only way Amber could be lazier is if she stopped uploading at all.

 

[Gorrrrrrrrrrrrl]

At least Trisha is out there hustling. The only way Amber could be lazier is if she stopped uploading at all.

Yeah I'd probably hate AL less if she had half the work ethic of Trisha. While Trisha is a constant trainwreck of trash, she provides a variety of trash and other videos. Food Binges. Music Videos. Decent Storytime Vids (I quite enjoyed her recent Dolph Ziggler "exposing" vid), Kitchen Floor Sobbing, Weird Cryptic Silent Bed Flopping. And on quality cameras at least.

With AL we got potato shot Walmart, Apartment, or Cars.

 

[ScarletRarityGraeMaeBae]

Can we revisit this video please?

As refreshing as it is to see Dustin interact with animals in such a calm way Amber quickly changes the subject back to her own complaining.

She admits to sleeping in her work clothes after taking a "shower," yeah gorl a good dousing of expired victoria secret body spray when you have been at work all day and just getting out of the car is strenuous exercise.

Also, big Al equates learning probably very basic data entry - because we know "leaderboard" Al didn't really go over basic tasks, that's not her gorl - to learning a second or third language as an adult. As if Al has tried to learn as an adult.

 

[Xenomorph]

Maybe she's been obese most of her life, but to me in the picture with the blue shirt she takes after her father. In many of her vlogs when she turns to the side you can see her jaw juts like his. If she loses weight she will just look homely as she did when she was younger.(My opinion). She has a big fat round baby face hiding all that right now.

Geez Amber, I mean I know you are fat but damn shave that beard.

 

[Cocco]

Maybe she's been obese most of her life, but to me in the picture with the blue shirt she takes after her father. In many of her vlogs when she turns to the side you can see her jaw juts like his. If she loses weight she will just look homely as she did when she was younger.(My opinion). She has a big fat round baby face hiding all that right now.

True, I noticed it when she made this snapchat dancing at Nina's place, her face seemed different.

 

[Fupa Queen]

Can we revisit this video please?

As refreshing as it is to see Dustin interact with animals in such a calm way Amber quickly changes the subject back to her own complaining.

She admits to sleeping in her work clothes after taking a "shower," yeah gorl a good dousing of expired victoria secret body spray when you have been at work all day and just getting out of the car is strenuous exercise.

Also, big Al equates learning probably very basic data entry - because we know "leaderboard" Al didn't really go over basic tasks, that's not her gorl - to learning a second or third language as an adult. As if Al has tried to learn as an adult.

No one in their right mind would put on dirty clothes after they shower. What the heck kind of sense does that make? You just got clean so you put on CLEAN clothes--you especially wouldn't put nursing clothes, riddled with the bacteria you picked up for the day at your nursing home, back on.

 

[HamaBau]

Yeah I'd probably hate AL less if she had half the work ethic of Trisha. While Trisha is a constant trainwreck of trash, she provides a variety of trash and other videos. Food Binges. Music Videos. Decent Storytime Vids (I quite enjoyed her recent Dolph Ziggler "exposing" vid), Kitchen Floor Sobbing, Weird Cryptic Silent Bed Flopping. And on quality cameras at least.

With AL we got potato shot Walmart, Apartment, or Cars.

I think that Trisha is somewhat aware of the way people see her and uses it to get more views, she's also pretty confident in herself (maybe because of some delusion). Sometimes it almost feels like she's sending a subminal "wink wink" to those who hate her, like it's a game. With Al, she's a very insecure person who's trying to keep it together and lies her way through life. She can't fool anybody though (except maybe some ocasional retards), we all know she's a waste of space, constantly trying hard and failing miserably. It's kinda like highschool, Trisha is an outsider who occasionally says something witty and manages to get along with the cool kids sometimes. Big Al on the other hand is the nerdy loser archetype that studders around popular people, gets bullied and has toilet paper stuck to her foot when she's walking out of the toilets.

 

[angelicbitch]

Can we revisit this video please?

As refreshing as it is to see Dustin interact with animals in such a calm way Amber quickly changes the subject back to her own complaining.

She admits to sleeping in her work clothes after taking a "shower," yeah gorl a good dousing of expired victoria secret body spray when you have been at work all day and just getting out of the car is strenuous exercise.

Also, big Al equates learning probably very basic data entry - because we know "leaderboard" Al didn't really go over basic tasks, that's not her gorl - to learning a second or third language as an adult. As if Al has tried to learn as an adult.

And let's not forget when she, at 5:55, talks shit about girls wearing dresses. Destiny called them a babydoll dress, but Amber explained it as them "wearing their boyfriend's shirt" and nothing else, which would be a t-shirt dress. She says "it don't look good" yet she wears bows, gaudy jewelry, and even says that the rainbow emoji bags at 15:05 are "sooo cute!"

If Amber was of average weight, she'd be hoarding those dresses like she hoards air freshener.

Also, beetus sore at 7:23

 

[Daz]

It wasn't a Civil War battle site, but there are plenty of interesting things to see, if you're into history and historic home tours (Mary Todd Lincoln's family home, for example).

My apologies, but I felt I needed to cut your post short.

Great Post. I would like to add another thing to your observations regarding sight seeing. Have you ever taken a tour on a Battleship? There is no way her or any of her friends I have ever seen could do so. They could not fit around and tour them. Impossible.

You also spoke of the endorphin rush that AL gets when eating. It is possible that may not be the only reason that she is eating. If were merely an endorphin rush, there is a little pill that could test the theory. It's called Naltrexone.

Check this out:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naltrexone

If she still binged on Phentermine, that just seems impossible. So she is more addicted and it matters not if she's really hungry. If she took the above, just plain Endorphin rush would have to be ruled out. I honestly believe she's beyond help or she would have sought some.

 

[dumpster bitch]

I think that Trisha is somewhat aware of the way people see her and uses it to get more views, she's also pretty confident in herself (maybe because of some delusion). Sometimes it almost feels like she's sending a subminal "wink wink" to those who hate her, like it's a game. With Al, she's a very insecure person who's trying to keep it together and lies her way through life. She can't fool anybody though (except maybe some ocasional exceptional individuals), we all know she's a waste of space, constantly trying hard and failing miserably. It's kinda like highschool, Trisha is an outsider who occasionally says something witty and manages to get along with the cool kids sometimes. Big Al on the other hand is the nerdy loser archetype that studders around popular people, gets bullied and has toilet paper stuck to her foot when she's walking out of the toilets.

This sounds nothing like Amber. Amber is a try-hard. She had zero shame horking down 2+ lunches in front of the whole school. She's petty enough to start shit and be a drama queen, and she's manipulative and annoying enough to insert herself up said "popular people's" asses. Al is not a geek/nerd stereotype; that makes her seem too sympathetic. She's not a shy, misunderstood, bullied fat chick. She *is* a bully. She's a user and a leech. She is not a bumbling yet lovable loser. She's syphilis.

 

[PiggyPie]

Can we revisit this video please?

As refreshing as it is to see Dustin interact with animals in such a calm way Amber quickly changes the subject back to her own complaining.

She admits to sleeping in her work clothes after taking a "shower," yeah gorl a good dousing of expired victoria secret body spray when you have been at work all day and just getting out of the car is strenuous exercise.

Also, big Al equates learning probably very basic data entry - because we know "leaderboard" Al didn't really go over basic tasks, that's not her gorl - to learning a second or third language as an adult. As if Al has tried to learn as an adult.

"why does this cardigan feel so big?"

because its the size of a tent you dumb bitch

 

[Slayinlikeamonstertruck]

Smart Points are different from simply counting calories because they take sugar, saturated fat, and protein into account. There's not a set calorie restriction, but it varies slightly depending on how much protein and sugars/fats are consumed. More protein stretches the points, while more saturated fat and sugar will go through them very quickly. It's likely to encourage dieters to eat more protein-rich foods that will fill them and satisfy their hunger for longer vs sugary foods that leave you hungry 20 minutes later.


I used the recommended sugar intake for adult women (100g) and a little higher than recommended saturated fat (recommended was 16- upped to 20 because it's AL). Recommended protein is around 56g for a sedintary adult female. Eat more protein, you get an extra 100-200 calories, eat less and you lose as much.

Likely around 2,200-2,500 calories a day BEFORE her extra weekly points.

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I posted a few pages ago that for myself 42 smart points was about 1550 calories so if hers is 85 points it is probably double that amount.