Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[KicDaKitty]

True, I noticed it when she made that snapchat dancing at Nina's place, her face seemed different.
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It makes me nuts when she wears that shirt and sweater together. The shirt is white and black strips and the sweater is off white. It doesn't match!!! She's a horrible dresser period. Those god awful chokers, the cheap rings, the outdated clothes and the way too long hair with horrible split ends. What's up with her using only celebrity perfume? She calls it her "high end" perfumes, it's all cheap and all usually smell like tanning lotion. Her clothes says bored homemaker with zero fashion sense but her jewelry says teenie bopper. I guess it's impossible to find anything fashion forward when you are 26 years old and you wear sizes Torrid probably doesn't even carry. You gotta take what you can get.

 

[SpillTheTeaPlease]

I guess she now likes Kate Winslet too...

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Who is that girl with the slender waist in the profile pic?

(this is a joke at AL's angles BTW)

 

[JayBlue]

Doesn't AL's weight hurt her. She's only 5'3 and 500pounds. I can't imagine carrying that around. Her poor feet and ankles. She's only a couple years older than me and she's 4 1/2x my size.

 

[DongMiguel]

And let's not forget when she, at 5:55, talks shit about girls wearing dresses. Destiny called them a babydoll dress, but Amber explained it as them "wearing their boyfriend's shirt" and nothing else, which would be a t-shirt dress. She says "it don't look good" yet she wears bows, gaudy jewelry, and even says that the rainbow emoji bags at 15:05 are "sooo cute!"

If Amber was of average weight, she'd be hoarding those dresses like she hoards air freshener.

Also, beetus sore at 7:23

This is funny. AL dresses like a goddamn grandma half the time and she's criticizing other women?

Also, weren't babydoll dresses a HUGE thing in the 1990s? So, it ain't nothin' new, AL.

 

[Chicken sausage]

I have been watching early destiny era vlogs. I know this is nothing new but since this isnt the first time watching these vlogs i been paying attention to more things. She literally has an excuse for everything. Specifically talking about. Becoming vegetarian (lol remember that) and she is being so over dramatic about it acting as if she about to perform open heart surgery saying things "im so afraid i wont be getting the right nutrients" "I'll have to eat so much more to get enough nutrients" "its so scary". "I only eat meat because i feel like i need it"You dont think the foods you put in your body now is scary? Do you actually think your getting the "proper" nutrients now with rhe shitty food your eating? You would be healthier eating a poorly planned veg diet than the crap your eating now.If only you had that type of mentality about all crap you eat that led you to 500 pounds. Her constant overreacting and ignorance towards the whole subject is beyond aggravating.

 

[Bitchinista]

Can we revisit this video please?

As refreshing as it is to see Dustin interact with animals in such a calm way Amber quickly changes the subject back to her own complaining.

She admits to sleeping in her work clothes after taking a "shower," yeah gorl a good dousing of expired victoria secret body spray when you have been at work all day and just getting out of the car is strenuous exercise.

So this is from Destiny's mom's house with the stairs that she had so much trouble with. She mentions she was too sick and tired to go upstairs and get herself a pair of pajamas and that's why she slept in her clothes. Since she admitted she couldn't even go upstairs, she also didn't even go upstairs to their bed - she slept on the couch downstairs. In nearly the same breath she states that (because she didn't go upstairs for pajamas) she took a shower and then put those clothes back on, before presumably falling asleep downstairs.

If I am understanding this correctly, she was too sick and tired to even walk upstairs to get pajamas OR to just go to sleep in her own bed, yet we are to believe that she took a shower, a task that takes more effort than walking up a single set of steps. Ugh her lying drives me insane! Obese or not, ANYONE could have one of those moments. She easily could have just said "yeah I felt like shit so I collapsed on the couch in my clothes, woke up this morning, and here I am, hi." and she would come off as 1000x more relatable than trying to put together these half ass lies.

 

[NemmaSis]

I don't think she wants to be relatable, she wants to feel like she's superior to others. That's why she's so condescending in all her ask.fm replies, she thinks everyone is her little minion. That's why she came up with "my ambabies." She's the only person I've seen using that super cringe term.

 

[GORL]

Can we revisit this video please?

As refreshing as it is to see Dustin interact with animals in such a calm way Amber quickly changes the subject back to her own complaining.

She admits to sleeping in her work clothes after taking a "shower," yeah gorl a good dousing of expired victoria secret body spray when you have been at work all day and just getting out of the car is strenuous exercise.

Also, big Al equates learning probably very basic data entry - because we know "leaderboard" Al didn't really go over basic tasks, that's not her gorl - to learning a second or third language as an adult. As if Al has tried to learn as an adult.

Ahh, yes, the video where Destiny criticized the necklace she wore and she flipped out and called Destiny a "dingus." Also, that stupid nervous tongue thing... So annoying.

 

[Clown Baby]

And let's not forget when she, at 5:55, talks shit about girls wearing dresses. Destiny called them a babydoll dress, but Amber explained it as them "wearing their boyfriend's shirt" and nothing else, which would be a t-shirt dress. She says "it don't look good" yet she wears bows, gaudy jewelry, and even says that the rainbow emoji bags at 15:05 are "sooo cute!"

If Amber was of average weight, she'd be hoarding those dresses like she hoards air freshener.

Also, beetus sore at 7:23

She's just salty that she can never show those tree trunks the light of day ever again. Even if she lost 400 lbs, the lymphodema is going to leave them ruddy, saggy and ruined. SO jelly of anyone who can bare their legs.

It's also hilarious that she is saying something is "not cute" when she's wearing some plastic chest plate that cost 2 dollars.

hahah she's totally whacked out, does she think anyone believes that she walks at all besides lumbering around walmart a couple times a week?

 

[Xenomorph]

View attachment 256397 I guess she now likes Kate Winslet too...

Of course she does, she can't be an individual that's asking too much of her.

 

[KicDaKitty]

And let's not forget when she, at 5:55, talks shit about girls wearing dresses. Destiny called them a babydoll dress, but Amber explained it as them "wearing their boyfriend's shirt" and nothing else, which would be a t-shirt dress. She says "it don't look good" yet she wears bows, gaudy jewelry, and even says that the rainbow emoji bags at 15:05 are "sooo cute!"

If Amber was of average weight, she'd be hoarding those dresses like she hoards air freshener.

Also, beetus sore at 7:23

OMG at 4:26 you can see how matted and greasy her hair is!! It looks like a damn rats nest!! She just got finished laughing at Destiny for getting white specks on her pants from the napkin when she's looking like one of those neglected dogs on the ASPCA commercial. All that was missing was Sarah McLaughlin singing Angel.

 

[Chicken sausage]

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hahah she's totally whacked out, does she think anyone believes that she walks at all besides lumbering around walmart a couple times a week?

HAH. We all know if she walked 30 minutes a day she would post it all over her vlog. The only reason she said that besides thinking were fums dums is because she has no real excuse. She can easily say i cant go to the gym because you have to drive to get there. And of course when someone questions her she will say she walks twinkie 3 times 10 minutes a day. Blah blah. Blah. You dont even bother to wake up before noon and dont even where pants half the time yet were suppose to believe you get your 30 minutes in?

 

[thejackal]

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OMG at 4:26 you can see how matted and greasy her hair is!! It looks like a damn rats nest!! She just got finished laughing at Destiny for getting white specks on her pants from the napkin when she's looking like one of those neglected dogs on the ASPCA commercial. All that was missing was Sarah McLaughlin singing Angel.

In one of the videos around this time she makes a huge deal out of "waking up and not showering for a few hours" because she always showers as soon as she wakes up

Everything she's self conscious about, like her inability to properly wash herself, she makes up huge lies about. For most people that don't have huge folds of sweaty skin they can't physically reach, they can go a couple days between showers, especially when not in a hot climate, and not stank, at least if they are changing their undies daily and throwing on some deodorant. Like, it's no big deal we all know people that don't shower every day and look and smell perfectly fine.

Amber has become really boring. She's sorta falling off my daily hate watch radar. Hopefully she picks it up again.

 

[citytrucks]

This is funny. AL dresses like a goddamn grandma half the time and she's criticizing other women?

Also, weren't babydoll dresses a HUGE thing in the 1990s? So, it ain't nothin' new, AL.

Is she more salty that they don't make those dresses in her size, that she'll never be dainty and small enough to wear her SO's clothing and have it fit like a dress, or that her legs are too disgusting to wear a dress?

 

[Can I get an Amen?]

Pretty much. My guess is maybe she started really ballooning around highschool?

She inherited her father's build and his addictive personality.
Clearly she didn't get a great start in life but damn, at some point she has to be responsible. Not gonna happen.

 

[Fupa Queen]

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hahah she's totally whacked out, does she think anyone believes that she walks at all besides lumbering around walmart a couple times a week?

Of course she walks for 30 minutes a day, guys! Think of all the trips to the kitchen she makes.

 

[angelicbitch]

Ahh, yes, the video where Destiny criticized the necklace she wore and she flipped out and called Destiny a "dingus." Also, that stupid nervous tongue thing... So annoying.

It's so funny because the thing is... it DOESN'T look good, and she's like "well you don't wear jewelry."
She's mixing patterns (which sometimes looks alright, but not in this instance). If it were a simple block color necklace, it'd look a lot better, but even then she has on her statement necklace and also a statement piece shirt. Girl, don't go overboard.

But then again, it's Amber. She goes overboard with everything.

 

[KicDaKitty]

Whoa! Jackpot!! Go to 2:40 of this vlog. I think I just solved the scale mystery.

 

[DonaldChump]

Oh she manages to feed just fine without a car.

One piece of those deep dish cookies has got to be like 1000 calories at least holy fuck. My dad used to make them for valentines, but theyre so fucking, insane, you cant eat much of them, maybe a slice half the size of the way those are cut. Eating half of one is fucking bananas, how do you not feel sick!?