Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Bitchinista]

One piece of those deep dish cookies has got to be like 1000 calories at least holy fuck. My dad used to make them for valentines, but theyre so fucking, insane, you cant eat much of them, maybe a slice half the size of the way those are cut. Eating half of one is fucking bananas, how do you not feel sick!?

No, the calorie information for that cookie pizza thing is online. She ordered it from Pizza Hut and they are about 180-200 calories per slice, and there are 8 slices in the whole thing. She ate half of it, so she consumed about 800 calories from the cookie. Yeah it's not a great choice for someone who desperately needs to lose weight, but it's not 1,000 calories per slice of cookie.

 

[C3PBRO]

Mm, she's not wrong. The real MVP in all this is that heart of hers thrashing away like an animal in an ever-shrinking cage.

 

[DonaldChump]

No, the calorie information for that cookie pizza thing is online. She ordered it from Pizza Hut and they are about 180-200 calories per slice, and there are 8 slices in the whole thing. She ate half of it, so she consumed about 800 calories from the cookie. Yeah it's not a great choice for someone who desperately needs to lose weight, but it's not 1,000 calories per slice of cookie.

Sorry I figured one cookie itself was like 200-400 calories. It's like eating a pint of ice cream as far as I thought. But I guess a pint of ice cream is still like 800-900 calories so I guess to her it's the same difference. Things like cookies dont have individual calorie counts unless youre getting like oreos or something, so I always just guestimate and it's better to guess higher than lower and account for it.

 

[Scaleghost]

I wonder if she was bullied for smelling like shit at some point? With drug-addict parents no one probably took care of her hygiene when she was little. Now she has this constant need to prove to everyone that she showers like gazillion times a day and swims in cheap perfumes. Sad thing is that it's really hard to keep yourself clean at that weight, she can't reach to touch her butthole or vagina. She must have years worth of smeg between her lips, unless density of course cleaned that all up. I'm gonna stop now before I puke thinking about this...

 

[dumpster bitch]

She inherited her father's build and his addictive personality.
Clearly she didn't get a great start in life but damn, at some point she has to be responsible. Not gonna happen.

Her mother's no winner, either. She's an addict & acoholic. I mean...not to knock people when they're down, but come on. And all of that is an excuse anyway. Amber is an adult. She can choose to get help. There are people online who have offered to help her find support, and there are certainly people who would contribute monetarily. But she doesn't want help. She wants to be an addict like her immediate family. Slay that 20 pc, gorl.

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

I was reading the comments in " I quit my job" published 1/17/17. I think this comment went right over her head.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Couldn't even stick to Monday/Wednesday uploads for a week....Process mode means she hasn't filmed it yet, I guess? Wednesday is supposed to be weigh-in day, so I'm guessing no video.

 

[Clown Baby]

View attachment 256715 Couldn't even stick to Monday/Wednesday uploads for a week....Process mode means she hasn't filmed it yet, I guess? Wednesday is supposed to be weigh-in day, so I'm guessing no video.

I saw that, too. Why does she have to lie about dumb shit like this? Just say "I haven't finished filming it yet." Instead "oh youtube is broken or something, idk."

 

[dumpster bitch]

View attachment 256715 Couldn't even stick to Monday/Wednesday uploads for a week....Process mode means she hasn't filmed it yet, I guess? Wednesday is supposed to be weigh-in day, so I'm guessing no video.

I saw that, too. Why does she have to lie about dumb shit like this? Just say "I haven't finished filming it yet." Instead "oh youtube is broken or something, idk."

YouTube has to process a video after it's uploaded before it goes live. Just like Facebook or Instagram does, if you've ever uploaded videos there.

 

[Morimba]

People talking about all this Destiny era nostalgia got me wondering; Did she actually work at the nursing home with Destiny or did they let her come in and help out? This seems like a no brainer question but, I've worked in homes before where people's friends or family were allowed to come in and hang out with the residents and in Dietary, we had a lady who's teenage daughter would come help us cut fruit and make little snacks for the residents as well. I just wondered because that's a really physical job and in the videos, she was always sitting and munching.

 

[CarbonMonoxide]

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

People talking about all this Destiny era nostalgia got me wondering; Did she actually work at the nursing home with Destiny or did they let her come in and help out? This seems like a no brainer question but, I've worked in homes before where people's friends or family were allowed to come in and hang out with the residents and in Dietary, we had a lady who's teenage daughter would come help us cut fruit and make little snacks for the residents as well. I just wondered because that's a really physical job and in the videos, she was always sitting and munching.

She worked there as a part time care assistant, but also said she sometimes went in as a volunteer. She lead her subscribers to believe she worked full-time and later confessed that was untrue.

 

[Coda]

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I'm kinda doubting they will get 1k likes but who knows. Imagine how our Amber will react to this once they actually do start making videos. I can already see both of them doing things Amber couldn't do with Destiny. Flashback to the photo Destiny uploaded of her and Shrek at that one river they went to.

 

[HerpDerp]

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DEAR BIG BABY JESUS, PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN.

ETA: Destiny & Dana no longer follow big Amber on insta and vice versa.

 

[NemmaSis]

So much for that 2 video/week upload schedule

ETA: Destiny & Dana no longer follow big AOn insta and vice versa.

Amberlynn and Destiny are no longer facebook pals either

 

[Clown Baby]

YouTube has to process a video after it's uploaded before it goes live. Just like Facebook or Instagram does, if you've ever uploaded videos there.

I have uploaded but it didn't need to process for 14+ hours, which is how long it's been since she answered that question. If that's a new thing I guess I'm dumb, but last time I uploaded anything it took like 20 mins max.

 

[SailorJupiter]

I have uploaded but it didn't need to process for 14+ hours, which is how long it's been since she answered that question. If that's a new thing I guess I'm dumb, but last time I uploaded anything it took like 20 mins max.

Youtube can be glitchy at times. Once in a while when you upload something it gets stuck at 95% processing, and stays that way. You have to cancel the upload and reupload for it to work, but of course Big AL's fat covered brain can't figure that out.

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

Amberlynn and Destiny are no longer facebook pals either
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Wonder what happened because it looked like they were never gonna get rid of that quarter ton ball and chain.

 

[Derpaherp]

I just stumbled across this while lurking destiny's insta...

It pans down to baby wasabi pretty fast so it's hard to pause at a perfect spot... but if you wanted to you could find it by going to older posts and the thumbnail is like a blurry AL on a bed...

So, I've watched my fair share of my 600lb life and AL sits in bed exactly like these bed bound people who can't get their legs close enough together to sit in bed... there is zero way she's capable of cleaning herself or using the bathroom without some sort of help from someone or something.

 

[Cocco]

People talking about all this Destiny era nostalgia got me wondering; Did she actually work at the nursing home with Destiny or did they let her come in and help out? This seems like a no brainer question but, I've worked in homes before where people's friends or family were allowed to come in and hang out with the residents and in Dietary, we had a lady who's teenage daughter would come help us cut fruit and make little snacks for the residents as well. I just wondered because that's a really physical job and in the videos, she was always sitting and munching.

We already know most of the time she was there just because Destiny had to work but if this is true it would explain a looot of things during that time. Starting from her being so worried for bills/rent once their roommate left to the amount of free time and sitting she had while complaining 24/7 etc and packing a lot of things like coloring books etc.