Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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for realz, who needs an entire loaded pizza, a pizza sized breadsticks and chinese? AL was so dead set against sharing a pizza she needed her own chinese take-out and then infringed on Becky's pizza? Plus that hotel has free breakfast, I checked, and since they're checking out at 11, it'll still be there...Oink Oink. I agree. This is full-on ridiculous. Crazy amounts of food. Not normal. If you're gonna go on a food vaycay, go somewhere with good food, like Italy, oh, but you'd have to buy two seats, so nevermind.

Good god. She eats like this every single day, not just on vacation. And she OF COURSE has to mention how hungry she is because she only ate 2K calories at the Cheesecake Factory at lunch 3-5 hours ago and of course she now needs another 1000 calories (at least) of pizza and rice and veggies in sugar and oil. Then she needs a soda to top it off and you fucking know she bought sweets for a bedtime snack.

She's out of control with her eating to say the least. For those not in the know, this is exactly how a mordibly obese 500lb person "maintains" their weight on 3.5k to 5k calories a day.
 
So she went out to cheesecake factory, ate a proper meal, came back to the hotel and ordered two pizzas and a chinese dish. I'm done. She will always be a cartoon whale.

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Their bellies are in the way when they hug. They can't hug each other like normal people. This is just ridiculous.

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Becky truly does look like she is a Slaton sister. She even has the wandering possum eye thing going on.
 
just watching the livestream from earlier and someone says they're having orange chicken for dinner. She says "I feel like I haven't had orange chicken in forever"..... but didn't she just show that she had her holy grail orange chicken from Cheesecake Factory in her latest vlog? It's just little things like that that she says/does that makes people hate her. Why lie.
 
Not the most on topic, but I SOMEHOW managed to not watch her "Confessing to everything I've lied about" till today. I'd gotten the basics from here but hoooooooly shit does this video make me angry.

And for her to claim she hasn't lied since this video in August '16 is just insane, cause a lot of what she's saying seems like behavior she wouldn't be able to correct quickly (ie: lying about losing because she didn't want backlash for gaining weight).

The lying about her job / youtube earnings and her excuses for it kill me.
Small :powerlevel: but as someone who was in foster care, who in the world can blame foster care for making them complacent and lazy? It's ridiculous that she thinks she can just say that's why she had no motivation to work or go to school when it's a lifestyle that even she said tossed her around a lot and left her in bad living situations at times.

It's mainly just watching her recent videos, then going back to something like that, makes everything she says now seem even more like a lie.

Also when she said on younow she only pees 2x a day.... jesus... She screams about water poisoning (which she doesn't understand at all because that's largely about consuming a lot of water in a very short amount of time) but then today she claims she was drinking a gallon of water (128oz) everyday for a long time, which is the amount she was saying she was cautious of for water poisoning.... And people 1/4 of her weight can drink a gallon a day easily, I would assume at a larger weight that amount of water could ONLY be good for her.

Sorry for the wall of text :p
 
From the YN: she HATES when people say she has a comb over. "Haven't you people heard of side bangs???" Note to self: make more comments about comb over. And Amber, those are NOT side bangs.

Does she legitimately think her hairstyle is not a combover? She takes all the hair from one side of her hair and combs it over to the other-- that doesnt make side bangs that makes a combover. In any case, the hairstyle imo looks terrible on her.
 
She mentioned on YN that she's " trying to distance herself from Destiny". I call BS on that. D is her only remaining chauffeur/indentured servant other than Becky the butch. Who would drive her enormous ass to Walmart and Ross?

I'd be willing to bet Destiny and Dana finally reached their limit of Hamber's crap. I hope that is the case. Destiny and Dana seem to actually enjoy each others company and they actually get out and do things. From camping to comic con their time together beats the hell out of Hamber and Becky's "vacation".
 
Not the most on topic, but I SOMEHOW managed to not watch her "Confessing to everything I've lied about" till today. I'd gotten the basics from here but hoooooooly shit does this video make me angry.

And for her to claim she hasn't lied since this video in August '16 is just insane, cause a lot of what she's saying seems like behavior she wouldn't be able to correct quickly (ie: lying about losing because she didn't want backlash for gaining weight).

The lying about her job / youtube earnings and her excuses for it kill me.
Small :powerlevel: but as someone who was in foster care, who in the world can blame foster care for making them complacent and lazy? It's ridiculous that she thinks she can just say that's why she had no motivation to work or go to school when it's a lifestyle that even she said tossed her around a lot and left her in bad living situations at times.

It's mainly just watching her recent videos, then going back to something like that, makes everything she says now seem even more like a lie.

Also when she said on younow she only pees 2x a day.... jesus... She screams about water poisoning (which she doesn't understand at all because that's largely about consuming a lot of water in a very short amount of time) but then today she claims she was drinking a gallon of water (128oz) everyday for a long time, which is the amount she was saying she was cautious of for water poisoning.... And people 1/4 of her weight can drink a gallon a day easily, I would assume at a larger weight that amount of water could ONLY be good for her.

Sorry for the wall of text :p
My fav part is how she has screeched during many a younow that "that video and all those lies were like, TWO years ago why can't people let it go???" Exact words.
How is less than a year ago "two years"?
 
My fav part is how she has screeched during many a younow that "that video and all those lies were like, TWO years ago why can't people let it go???" Exact words.
How is less than a year ago "two years"?
Yeah it's almost like she can't grasp that when you have to do a 20 minute video making a victim complex riddled "okay i lied but it's really not my fault cause ____" apology, it becomes a little difficult to take anything you say as 100% the truth. Especially since we get visuals of her body that drastically contradict what she's saying.
 
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BTW: Painkillers, inactivity, and lots of treats will bring down even the brawniest of dudes. Sawmill Becky is gonna be Big Beckylynn in the blink of an eye.
 
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She mentioned on YN that she's " trying to distance herself from Destiny". I call BS on that. D is her only remaining chauffeur/indentured servant other than Becky the butch. Who would drive her enormous ass to Walmart and Ross?

I'd be willing to bet Destiny and Dana finally reached their limit of Hamber's crap. I hope that is the case. Destiny and Dana seem to actually enjoy each others company and they actually get out and do things. From camping to comic con their time together beats the hell out of Hamber and Becky's "vacation".

She's trying to distance herself from Destiny and yet she has her watch her animals when she's away. Allegedly. If I were Destiny, I would snatch those animals up on my next visit. What's Big Al gonna do about it? She can barely go from couch to kitchen. :lol:
 
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