Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Another unhappy pic of the thumb. What the hell did the Hambeast do to her? Actually could be a decent pic without all of that childish crap drawn all over her.

While horrifying, the screenshot is a tad misleading when it comes down to what Becky is expressing. The snap was a video, starting on AL (selfie mode) then switching to Becky who is squealing and shrieking in what seems like a fit of laughter, only to go blank faced moments later. It seems like they're watching TV or something off-camera that captured her full attention at the end, which is the part of the video the screenshot is from.

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Right?
Also, how'd she get so massive? You'd think such a super sporty former "professional level" soccer player, short stop softball player and award wining dancer / choreographer would be a semi active adult.

I realize this is (likely) a rhetorical question, but I just can't stand these extreme hyperboles. She said she played "real soccer" when Destiny mentions her sister's travel team. In the US travel sports pretty much always means club sports. There's tryouts, it's highly competitive, and it's actually rather expensive. Parents pour thousands of dollars into club sports annually, normally in hopes of finding a scholarship to college or a contract with a team down the road. What AL played was recreational soccer, at a local sports complex or recreational center, where it's $100 or so for a season and the most they "travel" is across the metropolitan area to a different sports complex. Everyone who can pay the basic fee can play, regardless of skill or experience. She might have been semi-not-awful at defense at a young age because of her larger size compared to other players- giving her an advantage when blocking, and also maybe giving her a decently strong kick.

She didn't play shortstop. She was probably an outfielder who never touched the ball because kids her age could rarely hit it to the outfield anyway. If she could manage to hit the ball, her mass could give some advantage but she'd probably be tagged out before she made it to first base.

She was probably in some irrelevant dance company that offers "dance classes" for young children who don't really have the dedication or attention span to become real dancers. Young girls tend to enjoy them, and parents essentially pay for an hour or two of daycare with dance. Maybe her particular "group" within the company won an award at some recital; but if it was a dance competition similar to those on Dance Mom's, like she wants us to believe, she should be able to provide some concrete proof of her being such a highly decorated dancer- at least an award name or competition she attended.

AL likes to think she was as active as other kids her age, but she was just kind of half-assing it. Either she never found something she really enjoyed doing, or she was too damn lazy to stick with it. Maybe AL was on a softball team, but for most kids organized team sports are only a small fraction of the time they spend being active during a week, or a month. AL went to her one hour practice once a week, then went home and ate enough food to feed a few of her teammates, and then she wouldn't exercise again until the next practice.
 
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Somewhere fairly far back in this thread someone posted a closeup of Twinkie's dog tag from a video, it had her phone number on it. I'm thinking it was her landline because when she first started doing younow, her phone would ring and ring during the stream and she would never answer it. I don't blame her TBH. I'd unplug it.

Edit: Asked on her ask.fm what are some things that KF has wrong about her and of course she won't answer.
It was me. Here it is. I cropped out everything but the tag this time.

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For someone who claims they didn't have a childhood, AL has done a lot of childhood activities, including ones that some children wish they got to do (like be in the newspaper).
This is because the narrative of her life is exaggerated and fictional. She wants to be a sympathetic victim of abuse/neglect while simultaneously being a talented superstar, so she tells a bunch of stories to appear as both. Some viewers are too dumb to notice it, some are too nice to think that someone would be such a lying scumbag, or maybe just haven't seen enough of her videos to piece that together. Obviously we all are on board.
 
Presumably. Chances are she doesn't have a landline and just uses the same mobile carrier everywhere. I still have my 850 number.

According to my Google search, 490 is a mobile prefix in Pensacola. It could still be her current number, though. People don't really need to change their phones when they move any more, since long-distance charges are not a thing on most mobile plans.
 
According to my Google search, 490 is a mobile prefix in Pensacola. It could still be her current number, though. People don't really need to change their phones when they move any more, since long-distance charges are not a thing on most mobile plans.
My mobile phone number that I have right this second is 850. It can presumably be either, but I've never had a 490.
 
so apparently Dana found stray cats near Amber's apartment? I didn't understand much though.
This was from her FB

Also, Dana actually confirmed they've been checking Amber's cats while she's away.
I bet they're kittens from her undesexed cats. Damn AL. This world doesn't need anymore unwanted kittens...
 
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so apparently Dana found some cats near Amberlynn's apartment? I didn't understand much though.
This was from her FB

Also, Dana actually confirmed they've been checking Amber's cats while she's away.
Probably offspring of the cats of the people who gave her rarity. It sounds like her neighbors are irresponsible that way... AL mentioned in a past video that she didn't feel Rarity's people were good pet owners. The irony... Rarity has never appeared to be pregnant and she doesn't go outside, but if she got out even once, she'd most likely be knocked up by all the Kentucky feral cats. So sad about these unwanted animals. I remember AL and Destiny used to leave cats their leftover food (if there was some), which is kind of like littering, but kinda nice I guess...
 
My mobile phone number that I have right this second is 850. It can presumably be either, but I've never had a 490.

The area code is 850, the first three numbers after that are 490. Generally, land lines and mobile numbers have different numbers as the first three. You can tell if a number is mobile or not based on the first three numbers after the area code. The number 850-490, the 850 is the area code specific to that area of Florida and the 490 is one of the sets of first three numbers for Pensacola specifically. There are probably a bunch of different sets for Pensacola, due to population, but all of any given set will be only for mobile or only for landlines.
 
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