Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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She also has Hulu and Netflix. Also, she has two cell phones.

Is it possible that she saved all or almost all of the money that Krystal's parents were giving her? That would help...fuck it, you guys are right. She has to be doing something else for income.
I'm not sure that she saved from the Krystle era because in the FL vlogs she'd complain about having no money at all for rent and stuff. I think she started making bank from her mukbangs and she saved a ton while living with Destiny's parents. And I think she's almost out of money.
 
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Because AL is so qualified to speak about anxiety disorders. Even if she does have an anxiety disorder, it's been years since she's seen a doctor for anything. If she did decide to break character, stop whining, and fix some of her self-inflicted problems instead of just seeking sympathy, her psychiatrist/psychologist would likely stress how important it is for her to actively push herself out of her comfort zone and do things that lightly aggravate her anxiety. No mental health professional would recommend using relatively mild mental illness (she's had a job, a "thriving" social life, and shares embarrassing details of her life to 30k+ strangers shamelessly, all while not treating her "anxiety disorder") as a crutch to avoid important aspects of life. No therapist or psychiatrist would just say, "Oh, okay then. You say driving gives you anxiety, so just don't. Avoid everything that makes you uncomfortable."

The "I have problems but I don't want solutions" look is not a good one, AL.
Exactly, a good psychologist would have her confront and engage in the behavior that makes her anxious and use some kind of behavioral therapy to help her become less anxious about the activity that scares her over time. Amber is the one who doesn't know enough about anxiety disorders to speak about them. You're spot on, she uses the buzz word "anxiety" to avoid doing things she just doesn't want to do, or maybe can't do, like fit behind a wheel.

Here's a book-as-decoration reference. 7:20ish
:late: but Destiny gorl, why you goin' to Target dressed like you work there?
 

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I believe she said her rent was $1100 iirc. Then in her own words she spends about $400 food, let's say another $300 in utilities like water, gas, electric, then she has her cell phone which will put at $100, its probably much higher than that and let's do another $200 for stuff like toilet paper, shampoo, cat and dog food we are already over $2000 a month and I feel like I was lowballing it. That's not leaving much room for shopping and entertainment. She's either not paying her bills or she's lying about how much she's making and spending. For someone who is called a human calculator you'd think she would've thought out that answer before giving it and exposing yet another lie.

Ah okay I couldn't remember exactly how much, but I know that she had said how much her rent was at one time. It doesn't add up. Especially when she makes "so much money on YouTube"

She has GOT to be making money elsewhere OR getting government assistance or disability or something and she's just not telling anyone.
 
Ah okay I couldn't remember exactly how much, but I know that she had said how much her rent was at one time. It doesn't add up. Especially when she makes "so much money on YouTube"

She has GOT to be making money elsewhere OR getting government assistance or disability or something and she's just not telling anyone.
OR she just stopped paying rent and is being kicked out.
 
I also think maybe she's not uploading because she's truly very depressed (yah boo sucks feelz. I'll have myself shot for it) and honestly can't put the face on any more. She'll see this as hate, she sees us all as haters, but it's frustration. I want to laugh at her ridiculous life, but still want her to be happy in her ridiculousness. She's not. But she won't do anything about any of it.....until she dies? None of us,want that, we truly don't.

I think you're probably right- Amber seems a lot happier when she's working towards a goal a la with Krystle, and acknowledging her issues. I think she's so obsessed with haters that she's not focusing on her weight, and is instead denying that it's a problem now. She would never call it a 'butt shelf' like other big youtubers, or even call herself 'fat'. In all honesty the only thing that actually bothers me about AL is the animal stuff, but I'm not big into touching the milk. I think she's just a silly person who needs help bc for whatever reason she didn't quite catch on as a kid/young adult, though I know people here do not agree and that's fine.
 
OR she just stopped paying rent and is being kicked out.
Pretty much what I think, or Krystal is helping her. I don't see Becky being the kind of chick to give her money.
The funny thing is if she had used her money to buy a few pairs of nice earrings or other pieces of nice jewelry rather than 300 pieces at $1 each it would be much easier for her to make her money back.
With Amber though its quantity over quality. She does the same with her perfume, she buys bottles of cheap celebrity perfume and body sprays to smell like a teenie bopper rather than buy a couple bottles of high end perfume more appropriate for her age.
However we've seen her transform with each relationship, with Krystal she was soft spoken and organized. She stuck to her diets for the most part and dressed rather conservative.
With Destiny being so young she regressed a few years. She became loud and obnoxious, she would stay up all night and sleep all day, the house was a mess, she was buying coloring books and plastic jewelry by the buckets. Hanging out with teenagers.
Now with Becky who seems to be the most mature she's "reinventing" herself to fit Becky's lifestyle. She's much more quiet and laid back. She's getting rid of all her Destiny era clothes and accessories. Now it's all about weekends at the lake and in the city and not late night trips to Walmart and Waffle House.
She truly is a chameleon.
 
Holy shit, is that the thing she's trying to convince us is just a scarred over mosquito bite?
Yeah, but she has admitted to picking her skin to the point that she can't just leave a scab sitting there to heal. She's referred to it as "ocd" but what it is really called is excoriation disorder or dermatillomania - the compulsion to pick, scratch, bite, or otherwise mutilate skin. The fact that she doesn't know what it's really called leads me to believe that it's a self-diagnosis. It could be a combination of picking and diabetes making the sores not heal of course, but she doesn't have diabetes because one time she used Rafe's glucose monitor and she was fine, gorl.
 
Big Amber might be getting that food money from selling some of her precious collectible goods:

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Ha ha I see she had to lower her asking price a few times. Who in the hell would pay for a "bundle" of cheap Amazon scarves worn by a sweaty, dirty, 500lb heifer who by her own admission doesn't shower daily? She'd have better luck using her YouTube "fame" to pawn them off on one of the delusional Ambabies that are always crammed up her ass.
 
This is completely OT, but does it drive anyone else nuts in ALR's older videos where she'll be reading the ingredients of a food/drink and she'll call saturated fats "sat fat?"

I know she likes to portray herself as the typical millennial valley girl who thinks it's cute to shorten words when in reality it just sounds dumb ("obvi," "totes," "omg") but it leads me to believe that she's just so dumb that she thinks the abbreviation on the box is the actual word and she doesn't actually know what saturated means.
 
Yes, and she calls the grams g, and says 9 fat instead of 9 grams of fat. It's like she doesn't even know the abbreviations stand for.

If she has outgrown her scarves, she could always tie them together to make one big plus-size scarf. I'm curious if she is mailing the scarves, or if people have to drive out to pick them up. We all know how AL is when it comes to mailing things.

2 dollars per scarf isn't cheap, they have used scarves for a quarter at Goodwill and new scarves at the dollar store. No one in their right mind would buy so many scarves at one time. She's a freakin' idiot. And she doesn't have anything of value to sell.

Do you guys think she sold her Michael Kors bag? haven't seen that thing in awhile, and now she claims to not like MK anymore. Says Rebecca Minkoff is her fav.

And this answer cracks me up. does she not have spell check? And no, she said she was gonna upload twice a week, soooooo....
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If she's such a good person like she loves claiming, she could just donate them to Goodwill, honestly. Since she's making "so much money" on YouTube it's not like she needs it, right?

She gave away a lot to Dana already...but that isn't charity to her. Sure, giving your old stuff to your friends is nice, but by doing that she gets both immediate validation from Dana of what a "nice/giving person" she is AND the ability to use it as more emotional leverage if Dana ever decides to badmouth her again ("I do so much for you!" etc.)

Plus I'm sure she'd dedicate an entire vlog to her giving all her old crusty clothes to charity to show us what a good person she is, so it would mean actual content for us.
 
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The walking calculator thing bugs the shit out of me because it's another example of her skirting the actual questions asked. She claimed that she uploads 2x a week. Someone said "every six 6 days is not 2x a week" and she replies "I never said I upload every six days." So shit, sherlock, you said you upload 2x a week when the math shows that you upload every 6 days. Every 6 days ISN'T 2x a week. She can just keep using circular arguments to seem like she is correct, then gets pissy when people take the time to poke holes in her statements. Then she can go "y'all must have something wrong with you to just sit there and try to tear me down."
 
I only recall seeing her actually wear a scarf a few times, so why did she need so many in the first place? Oh right, it's because whenever she decides she likes something she has to buy 500 of them - perfumes, necklaces, books, chokers, scarves... what else do we know of that she has hoarded? Ah yes, the journal supplies. Wasn't she going to start a video series about her journaling after being omg ~*so inspired*~ by other journaling YT'ers?

I guess the scarves don't fit with her new oh-so-edgy look. Just how much can her style change, as she claims? There's not exactly scads of options for 5X clothing out there.
 
LOL at big AL saying she is a walking calculator. Her ego is so inflated! She lives in this fantasy world where she is a witty, attractive, educated person, but in reality, she's a walking lump of fat who lacks even the most basic of knowledge and contributes nothing to society.

She's ready to run for political office.
 
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