Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,519

Did anyone ever find out if there was actual legitimacy to this story? (Starts around @4:20)

She's mentioned several times in different vlogs that all her bosses "love" her videos or something. I can't really imagine hardworking adults (most likely) in their 30's/40's/50's (let alone your boss) taking time out of their days to watch some whiny child talk about shopping at Walmart and endless vlogs of her eating out and proving that she's an unmotivated, lazy brat.

If they spent five minutes searching her on YouTube, she'd have been fired immediately.

I always figured her employer's so-called comments were sort of like an elementary school teacher or parent of a small child when they are presented with a crayon drawing or something. "Aw honey, that's SO good! I'm so proud of you!"
 
She doesn't think horses should be owned but she has no issue stuffing her face with 10 ounces of slaughtered cow. Some animals are here to be used for labor on farms or ridden as a hobby others are here for us to eat. They all have a purpose. Unless you become a vegan you need to STFU about what's right and wrong when it comes to owning an animal you fucking imbecile.

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How about that she feels like horses shouldn't be owned yet she has animals that she doesn't even care for? 2 cats that she leaves alone for days on end. Cats may be independent, but they still need companionship of their people.
 
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"the new hot thing is rumors about me" lmao she claims that we "haders" all just believe things that aren't true about her because of a game of telephone where one person says something that isn't true and we all start believing it. It's not the fact that we can easily access her entire life for the past 4 years and fact check every lie she's blatantly told.
 
"the new hot thing is rumors about me" lmao she claims that we "haders" all just believe things that aren't true about her because of a game of telephone where one person says something that isn't true and we all start believing it. It's not the fact that we can easily access her entire life for the past 4 years and fact check every lie she's blatantly told.
Did you notice she said that we criticize her for her weight? Amber, we criticize you because you're terrible, not because you're fat.
 
Did you notice she said that we criticize her for her weight? Amber, we criticize you because you're terrible, not because you're fat.

For real, she finds the one thing that she can use to try to twist herself into the victim role like body shaming. Especially with her lame ass brigade of white knights who totally blindly and rabidly defend her.

Most of her ask questions coming from us are about her cats, her laziness, her holding off on revealing that she's moving in with Becky. I make fun of her weight because it's such an easy joke, but the meat and potatoes of why she sucks is all her personality (or rather her lack of an independent personality outside of the people she associates with and what she eats/buys).
 
Did you notice she said that we criticize her for her weight? Amber, we criticize you because you're terrible, not because you're fat.
Weeellllll, I watch her because of her weight. I would not bother watching if she wasn't huge. That's the truth.

She used to have a small town charm when she was with Destiny, as in a "Walmart & Waffle House with coworkers after work" kind of simplicity, and her obesity was a footnote. But now, especially since I've come to see the enormity of her shittiness as a human being and she has no interesting people in her vlogs, I watch to catch a glimpse of a body shot or the yeasty terror that are her jiggling rolls or those exploding cans of biscuits that she calls legs. I watch because this bit is "pay 25 cents and see the fat lady" huge.

She's a literal freak show attraction. I'm a little ashamed of myself for my fascination with the grotesque, but alas, I am human.

But no, I don't hate her for her weight. I find her behaviors, attitudes, ignorance, and unwillingness to seek change far more disgusting than I'd ever find her body. However, her body is a physical manifestation of how fucked up she is, and that is fascinating. But I don't hate her because she's fat. She's misses the point.
 
Her arms are absolutely vomit inducing. They are so pasty and flabby like raw biscuit dough. Holy hell.... the sheer size of her "bat wings". I'm amazed she manages to find cardigans that can fit around her pudgy forearms without bursting at the seams.

P.s Thanks for ruining fried pickles for me you fat cunt!

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Who is this person and on what planet does "bettering" oneself include eating a 1700 calorie dinner while 500 lbs? I really wish all these fools would pay closer attention to what AL does rather than just applauding her for still being alive.

Although I understand the frustration with some of the negative comments she gets. Who fucking cares that she didn't watch the eclipse or that she won't donate her hair to locks of love? Locks of love gives more wigs to people with allopecia than to people with cancer first of all, so it's not some noble charity.
 
The way ALR whines about having to buy boxes from Walmart is baffling to me.

The average amount of boxes a single person uses in order to move is anywhere from 10-20 (families, of course, might use more.)

I'm looking on their website and cardboard boxes averages 80 cents a piece. That's, like, 20-25$ overall.

How the fuck can she spent all this money on eating out, tacky jewelry and clothes but when things are ACTUALLY cheap, it's suddenly too much to pay for?
 
The way ALR whines about having to buy boxes from Walmart is baffling to me.

The average amount of boxes a single person uses in order to move is anywhere from 10-20 (families, of course, might use more.)

I'm looking on their website and cardboard boxes averages 80 cents a piece. That's, like, 20-25$ overall.

How the fuck can she spent all this money on eating out, tacky jewelry and clothes but when things are ACTUALLY cheap, it's suddenly too much to pay for?

Big Amber doesn't have an oz of common sense among her 480 lbs. She does this with other things as well (like diet advice) where she poorly interprets advice (eg getting free boxes at liquor stores) and then gets frustrated when things don't work out exactly how she wants. Anybody over the age of 18, that has done a move, has gotten the "you can get free boxes at ______" advice and everybody knows after their first move that not every store just gives away boxes and that usually you just drive around to a few places until you find one that does -- or you see a dumpster along the way with a dozen fairly clean boxes in the recycle bin and you grab them.

It's not rocket science it's just trial and error and if you don't want the hassle just go buy boxes and keep them so when you move next time you have some good ones.

The most entertaining parts of her videos these days are driving through various hollers in Kentucky.
 
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