Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

What the Ariana Grande Hell is that "moonlight" nickname? I remember her posting a snap (maybe a tweet) of the Dangerous Woman album, so it's obvious where she got it from. Like that's so goddamn weird and insincere to me. Snatching someone else's experience and applying it to your lard-of-the-month.

I know it's lowkey :autism: of me to be so bothered by this, but I am lmao. It's just another example of AL trying so desperately to be something she's not. She wants to be that dainty, 100-pound girl who has romantic dates and cute nicknames for her SO. Not gonna happen any time soon, Big AL.
 
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666EVE666 said:
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She is fucking vile.

I feel like the way she's acting now is probably how she was with kacey. This cocky, I'm so hot , sexy and everyone wants me bullshit... she's so gross it's not even funny... and at this point it has nothing to do with the fact that she probably weighs more than a smart car.... but her personality is absolute garbage.
 
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Derpaherp said:
She is fucking vile.

I feel like the way she's acting now is probably how she was with kacey. This cocky, I'm so hot , sexy and everyone wants me bullshit... she's so gross it's not even funny... and at this point it has nothing to do with the fact that she probably weighs more than a smart car.... but her personality is absolute garbage.
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She wants to act sexy but we should never forget.
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She smelt bad. Just like Kate Winslet smelt of vanilla.
 
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hotcheetospuffs said:
I mentioned this awhile back, but I wouldn't put it past young AL to fake a potential choking situation with her brother, just so she could be seen as a hero, instead of a gross girl that gets yelled at for eating 3 burritos at a time.
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Did she really get yelled at for eating 3 burritos or is this a meme yall are making up. Because fucking god. Three burritos. It's hilariously gross. Who has 3 burritos sitting around anyway? Did you go to Taco Bell and order a dozen, like theyre a box of donuts?
 
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No wonder Hannah feels left out. Rafe wanted a triple heart attack burger with hannah and beck. These lolcows are the most insincere bunch of users I have ever come across. They arent lesbians, they are "anything that will do anything for me."

They all lie.
They all backstab.
They all except Beck dont work and she is trying hard for a payday so she doesnt work.
They all live others and none are self sufficient.

Yeah she really is growing being aroundthis lesbian swamp crotch gang.

I asked what would she do if she was kicked out in the middle of the night. After reassuring herself it woukd never happen, she said she would get an apartment. But the bitch cant get one now for her and the animals?

How about staying with beck UNTIL YOU FIND A PET FRIENDLY PLACE? Nah. That would expect you to be an adult.

I also asked since rafe said before she was moving states away, what about rarity? Big gay al said that they live far now. And rafe is just babysitting. No matter if it was an hour or 70000 years.

Remember Amber, people pity you until they get to know you. Then they turn and burn. I have my tea cup set up for the impending doom of your life. We predicted 90% of your choices, your "friends" and relationships. Your life is a ticking timebomb and the ticking is getting louder and louder.

DonaldChump said:
Did she really get yelled at for eating 3 burritos or is this a meme yall are making up. Because fucking god. Three burritos. It's hilariously gross. Who has 3 burritos sitting around anyway? Did you go to Taco Bell and order a dozen, like theyre a box of donuts?
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When she was younger she put 3 frozen on a plate and microwaved them. She was told by one of her parents that was too much.

She showed them. Now she swallows 6 pretty much whole.
 
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DonaldChump said:
Did she really get yelled at for eating 3 burritos or is this a meme yall are making up. Because fucking god. Three burritos. It's hilariously gross. Who has 3 burritos sitting around anyway? Did you go to Taco Bell and order a dozen, like theyre a box of donuts?
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She said in a video (while she was heating up two microwave burritos) that she used to eat three and her mom ridiculed her for it. That's why she can neverrrr eat three burritos again, it scarred her thaaat bad.

Edit: whoops someone beat me to it :P
 
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I think Rafe actually has a crush on AL. I have no idea why she'd feel that way, but I think she does. They are very flirty in their videos and Rafe puts up with AL's manipulation of the conversation with absolutely no pushback. At one point on the video Rafe is trying to talk and AL is trying to send a text or something and she rudely says (nothing more, nothing less) "Stop!".

Rafe stops and waits while AL does whatever the fuck she needed to do and then just carries on.
 
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DonaldChump said:
Did she really get yelled at for eating 3 burritos or is this a meme yall are making up. Because fucking god. Three burritos. It's hilariously gross. Who has 3 burritos sitting around anyway? Did you go to Taco Bell and order a dozen, like theyre a box of donuts?
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Just to set the record straight , I had heard of the story of Amber saving my nephew from choking due to cord around his neck , I can not confirm all her " facts " within the story , but the occurrence , Yes :(
 
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C3PBRO said:
At first one side hated her for calling out AL and being s shitty friend. Now the other side hates her too, for being a giant pussy and taking it all back. Way to go Rafe!
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Makes me wonder what she says or does to make 1) all her ex's remain silent about all her BS and 2) How she got Rafe to " say she lied about everything " thats straight BS , I know we all can say things while angry, but I don't feel this is the case. Rafe spoke what I feel is truth on many many topics !

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No , but maybe a full on psychopath.
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SpokesBottom said:

Real :late: and :offtopic: but I found another one of AL's story videos were she directly contradicts things she's said years before, this one is the "I saved my brother's life" story. Few things:

- The way AL describes her parent's on drugs is really weird and inconsistent to me. I could be wrong, but don't addicts have a "drug of choice" and don't really experiment with other drugs unless they're unable to find their favorite?

- Despite claiming in "AN EMOTIONAL LOOK INTO MY PAST" that she basically played mother to all of her siblings while her parents were passed out all the time and that she was so mature and she loved them so much, her brother is crying from another room and she just ignores it and expects her parents to get him. But I thought you were their mom, AL?

- She is still able to hear her brother (who at this point is choking and most likely not crying very loudly) with the TV turned all the way up.

- A baby can choke in as little as four minutes, especially if the strings were "hardcore wrapped around his neck." Plus, she ignored him until he literally started to gag for air. And she somehow magically saved him without any intervention from 911.

She also keeps talking about how emotional it is to talk about, yet I still don't see any tears. Just a slightly higher, breathy voice to imitate someone who's about to cry.
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If I had to but % of logical truth to her story I would say 10% truth 90% straight fabrication
 
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Interventionist said:
Makes me wonder what she says or does to make 1) all her ex's remain silent about all her BS and 2) How she got Rafe to " say she lied about everything " thats straight BS , I know we all can say things while angry, but I don't feel this is the case. Rafe spoke what I feel is truth on many many topics !
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This is just my opinion of the situation but I think Rafe knows that in order to be friends with Becky she has to kiss Amber's ass, and the only way she could be civil with AL was to submit to her. So she apologized and said she lied so that Amber would let her back in.
 
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Clown Baby said:
This is just my opinion of the situation but I think Rafe knows that in order to be friends with Becky she has to kiss Amber's ass, and the only way she could be civil with AL was to submit to her. So she apologized and said she lied so that Amber would let her back in.
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It will only be a matter of time .....
 
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Clown Baby said:
I think Rafe knows that in order to be friends with Becky she has to kiss
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Hambers ass. But srsly is Becky worth it? After all I would rather leave Bex than kiss Hambers ass.

Oh Hamburgers said:
Did Amber really just say that her butt is smooth???
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Common what Butt lmao there is no Butt anymore its all wiggly fat.

I do wonder why all remain silent about all her shit. I mean did she tell them she will get a lawyer if so?
 
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