Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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why she loves chokers so much when u can't even see the choker unless she lift her head? does she think a choker is gonna make her neck look slim?
Maybe she thinks it will help draw attention to her "gorgeous " (super-moon sized ) head/face. Otherwise it just looks like part of a hoarding obsession.
 
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Looks like we may have to give her this one with the choker debacle. She picked them up in "Come shopping with me + haul!!!!" this Sept. My cap isn't the best, but at the bottom of the packaging it says something like "12 inch choker and 4 inch extender" from what I can see.
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Is AL reallyyyyy eating whatever tf she wants because “she’s starting a diet in January?” Wooooooooow, how did I miss that, that’s insane. You know she’s going to gain a fuckload before said “diet.” Tbh, I don’t think her or Necky will lose any BUT AL is in the habit of binging TF out on everything at night (obviously) and clearly Becky isn’t there yet, so Necky has that going for her. I wish she would REALLY show what she eats in a day,because I have morbid curiosity about that. Like HOW do these cows get 500 lbs+, it’s crazy. They must literally sit around and eat hugeeee amounts , I bet ambers stomach is seriously the size of a basketball. She created her own demise though and even if she ate a regular sized meal , she’s still going to be starving....damn yo, she’s fucked in the long run, shit.
 
In her latest snaps, she says she is sick with a fever. I wonder if she realizes what a danger that is for her at her size? Many super morbidly obese people end up dying due to complications of a cold that they just couldn’t shake.

That’s if she actually has a proper, over 37.5c pyrexia. You just know she thinks she has a fever cos she feels hot or is sweating.

Which has nothing to do with her being over 500lb at all...
 
Earlier in the stream she mentioned that the "super popular, best vet" she has the appointment is is the Humane Society. She had called their recording and put her name on the list for a low-cost spay, that is why they were going to call her back a week before the appointment. She also got out her pack of chokers to show that they came with the extension chains.
 

Man I chipped a front tooth after a fall and it kept breaking after that initial chip; when I finally got to the dentist, I had to have most of it replaced, which was a pain in the ass bc I have to keep on top of whitening them so that the acrylic one doesn't stand out. It was pretty expensive when it got to that point, and I have good dental hygiene. Amber's chompers are yellowed and brittle-looking, so expect that tooth to go downhill fast bc she's too fat to sit in a dental chair.

Get on this DIY, Amber! Sooo cute! https://www.yates-motloid.com/products/coldpac-tooth-acrylic-kit
 
She's live with Becky. Becky thinks Amber is deep and smart because Amber believes the Earths flat.

What in the fuck? Are you joking? The stupidity is ramping up so hard that I just can't tell if you're joking. I mean, I thought the chemtrails was the stupidest thing she believes in.

This newest video was artisanal, undiluted cringe. She's clearly out of ideas and we're only halfway, I am so excited to see how much more her videos suck ass closer to Christmas.
 
Earlier in the stream she mentioned that the "super popular, best vet" she has the appointment is is the Humane Society. She had called their recording and put her name on the list for a low-cost spay, that is why they were going to call her back a week before the appointment. She also got out her pack of chokers to show that they came with the extension chains.

Lol, wow way to cheap the fuck out in every way possible. I thought the Humane Society offered low cost spay/neuter based on income, but maybe it was the ASPCA. I thought AL was rolling in dough. I love how she made it seem like she was doing something exclusive and amaze-eeng but it's just to get a damn handout. Oh well, who cares, as long as the poor cat gets spayed. All that fucking hullabaloo over this. The word hullabaloo was meant for AL.
 
What in the fuck? Are you joking? The stupidity is ramping up so hard that I just can't tell if you're joking. I mean, I thought the chemtrails was the stupidest thing she believes in.

Not joking in the slightest. It was something Becky let slip and apologized to Amber for when she realized no one knew. The chat asked her to draw what she thought the world looked like, she said it was like an ice cream cone.

She thinks NASA used green screens to show photos of the Earth. I really don't know if it's part of the dainty/ditzy act, but her and Becky kept saying it's Amber's opinion since apparently there's no concrete proof the Earth is round.
 
Not joking in the slightest. It was something Becky let slip and apologized to Amber for when she realized no one knew. The chat asked her to draw what she thought the world looked like, she said it was like an ice cream cone.

She thinks NASA used green screens to show photos of the Earth. I really don't know if it's part of the dainty/ditzy act, but her and Becky kept saying it's Amber's opinion since apparently there's no concrete proof the Earth is round.

Jesus, are you for real? I stopped paying attention to her in hopes would finally start getting better for her, but it doesn't sound like.

Also, when did she get so massive? I know she was already big a month or so ago, but there's so much more weight around her stomach and arms now, she has to be at least 30lbs heavier. More than that.
 
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