Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Apparently in her most recent insta pic she's wearing her shirt backwards and admitted to it in the comments. I think the straps in the back might have shown off her back rolls too much so she switched them to the front.

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And maybe it's just me, but whatever I see Becky eating, I assume AL had something at least as unhealthy, but twice as much of it...
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Same, but I also assume Amber had to pressure Becky into eating whatever it is that's on her plate, because Becks seemed pretty determined to stick to her diet and weight loss battle. Idk I feel like Becks just appeases her at the cost of self destruction.
 
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Rocketleaguer said:
Are they predisposed? Plenty of obese woman her size without diabetes or just developing it, yet she's going blind.
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As explained above, Samoans are just fucked in general with their diet and a staggering number of them are not only obese but suffer from type II diabetes. In another documentary a reporter (I think Louis Theroux?) told the people he was interviewing that they were, essentially, eating 'garbage' food (food other countries didn't deem suitable for consumption and exported to Samoa) and it really hurt the woman he was talking to's feelings. It wasn't said out of malice and he apologized for it, but you could tell that she along with the other people interviewed genuinely did not know that the food they were eating was as unhealthy as it was. It's actually pretty sad.

Edit: It was Mark Dolan and he was working with Tongans, not Samoans, sorry. Still pretty sad though - their diet is very similar to the Samoan diet. https://youtu.be/WskSufX-_wA?t=6m45s
 
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This may be an unpopular opinion, but i don't think she's really an animal hoarder. She just has that ignorant, sentimental attitude towards animals whereby, instead of saving one through the proper route, she'll carelessly pick up and discard based entirely on feelzes-in-the-now, not a twenty-year commitment.

These people rarely have any concept of limiting themselves and if challenged can always justify why their behaviour is "good" - and we all know AL HAS to be seen as good, whilst not even attending to the basics like Twinkie's nails or weight.

No, she and her ilk are not good for animals. But it's not the same place as animal hoarders, although that could develop if her life gets less and less meaningful. Which it will, if she doesn't grab the reins very soon. But she's got enough real personality issues and I think we just give her an out when we extrapolate.

Is just my PoV tho, and I'm merely a small pink knitted cartoon character from the 70s. Fortunately we don't have Gigantic Clanger on our planet. Probably cos the Soup Dragon doesn't get the recipes from her. Thank god.



In the hope she'll actually read this and pay attention. Twinkie is fat and neurotic and the cats are thin. You put cat food down in huge bowls; Twinkie is likely eating it and the cats' territory is invaded. Cats usually need individual bowls with fixed amounts and many require a feeding schedule and privacy especially when in food-competition - and, whether it fits anthropomorphic, sentimental ideas or not, they see any other animal as food competition.
 
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Fatblackpussy said:
SHE WEIGHED about 360 in the first pic. Lol. She was still about 210lbs overweight.
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Wow, I don't know. So she's about 497 now, so about 140 pounds just all went to her ass and fupa? It looks alot more than that. I think in atleast one picture she is lying. She is only 5'3", 360lbs is alot...that before picture might of been an angled shot.
 
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Wow, I don't know. So she's about 497 now, so about 140 pounds just all went to her ass and fupa? It looks alot more than that. I think in atleast one picture she is lying. She is only 5'3", 360lbs is alot...that before picture might of been an angled shot.
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She's claiming to be 5'2 now, lost an inch to the FUPA
 
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Comments from AL's most recent video... turned into audio: https://youtu.be/vH4f2vRhahI
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sweaty chafing thighs said:
What's stupid is she could walk into the DMV/BMV and just ask for a state ID and receive one (or a temporary one depending on KY's rules) within minutes. It doesn't cost much and it's a painless errand to run but. well. that'd require effort.
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How could you be so insensitive? She has a horrendous upload schedule, has to be on hand at all times to coach Eric's vlogs, is driving Becky's weightloss journey, is writing the next hotly-anticipated GMA book AND has several sick, elderly baby orphans to take care of.

And you want to chip in to her "me" time at Walmart, the only down time she gets once a month? Ooooo, you're all horrid!

(And now she'll need to download the contents of the fridge into herself. Feel Bad, Kiwi Farms.)
 
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formerfatcow said:
While we're on the topic of her lack of ID, how did she manage to help Becky get a car? Assuming they had to do some sort of financing, how did AL "help" without an ID?
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I'm assuming she put down the deposit, or gave Becky cash towards it.

I'm not in the US so this is a generalisation, but even with ID and a bank account (far as we know, she has neither) AL has no creditworthiness - no fixed, secure income, no employer, no job history worth speaking of, no assets, no collateral and multiple living situations. Nobody cares where the initial cold, hard cash comes from and the rest could be a loan to Becks from the dealer/a lender, with an informal arrangement between them that AL will contribute towards payments. But with no assets nor secure income, Becks is likely paying a higher interest rate for an unsecured loan and may have had to put down a higher deposit. The specifics for each country differ, but that's yer basics. Higher risk = worse deal. They probably will pay thru the nose for that car.

Tl;dr. It's Becky's car which Amber has appropriated and considers "hers" because she contributed. In normal-land, it's not hers or even theirs.
 
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Alpo_Farts36 said:
Might be :late: but I thought people were just talking shit about her wearing her shirt backwards.. shouldn’t have put it past our gorl. :\
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Edit: @666EVE666 qweeen beat me to it lol but I’ll keep this up for the people that can’t sit through her entire snap story :heart-full:
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Did she also decide to wear crusty ass lips, too?
 
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