Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[sweaty chafing thighs]

I love how she says "fruits are full of sugars and carbs. I think 10 servings of fruits is going overboard. I wouldn't do that." Bitch, what you do think the chocolate your gf brought you is full of? I bet you went overboard on that tho.

It's okay though because she was having her "woman time" for a few hours, duh.

 

[Ozul]

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Such a goddamn cunt. Then when she's called out on her snark, she tries to say she was asking a genuine question. Then why the "but"? Absolute cunt.

"I love the advice but are you a nutritionist?"

"No, but I'm not 500 pounds."

 

[497]

I love how she says "fruits are full of sugars and carbs. I think 10 servings of fruits is going overboard. I wouldn't do that." Bitch, what you do think the chocolate your gf brought you is full of? I bet you went overboard on that tho.

chocolate is good and healthy tho

 

[HXMBER]

"When we're eating healthy, I don't WANT her to cook for ME" - Amberlynn Reid on the love of her life - https://youtu.be/GKAg9mioeZQ

 

[FlutterBy]

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But they don’t have sex soooo...

 

[Croissants]

I love how she says "fruits are full of sugars and carbs. I think 10 servings of fruits is going overboard. I wouldn't do that." Bitch, what you do think the chocolate your gf brought you is full of? I bet you went overboard on that tho.

When you're 500 lbs, you went overboard on fucking everything. I hate it when she says crap like that.

 

[Dovahshit]

When you're 500 lbs, you went overboard on fucking everything. I hate it when she says crap like that.

i bet if she gets one of those low calorie cookies , she gonna eat them all at once because "guise its so low in calories and such"

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

i bet if she gets one of those low calorie cookies , she gonna eat them all at once because "guise its so low in calories and such"

 

[AntiphonRhamnousios]

That preview pic tells everything we need to know!

But "chocolate tastes like chocolate" and her sugar receptors get activated and it suddenly tastes better. It's not even two minutes after her last bite the video ends, I bet she devoured the rest of the cookie as soon as she was done recording!

 

[DongMiguel]

The Snozzberries taste like Snozzberries!

 

[traviesa]

who the fuck says g/mg when referring to the nutrition facts? don’t tell me she doesn’t know that stands for grams/milligrams....

side note, i hate the way she chews. if she bit her lip, she’d be beyond fucked.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

side note, i hate the way she chews. if she bit her lip, she’d be beyond fucked.

She needs a "Heavy Machinery At Work" sign over her head to meet 'elf n safety regs. Watching her chew is awe-inspiring.

I know every set of clothing, mannerisms etc gets replaced wholesale by another, equally ridiculous, but could we have a moment for the days of hideous bright nylon cardigans, the poop-bun-with-bow and so much plastic Walmart jewellery it looks as if she rolled in it and wore whatever stuck in various crevices?

Now we have Dumpy-wumpy, the black goffick tellytubbie incarnation, complete with lip-smacking, low-grade nastiness-cloaked-as-sarcasm, and tigger striped "bulaaje" but it's always nice to reminisce. Awww, our lil Amber's growing up and has just reached her teenage phase, complete with living in a dark basement. Unfortunately she's not moodily monosyllabic - how like Amber to miss out the one aspect of her new persona that would actually be an improvement.

 

[neckyhamhock]

who the fuck says g/mg when referring to the nutrition facts? don’t tell me she doesn’t know that stands for grams/milligrams....

she probably just 'chooses' to say it differently, DUH GORL

 

[497]

who the fuck says g/mg when referring to the nutrition facts? don’t tell me she doesn’t know that stands for grams/milligrams....

side note, i hate the way she chews. if she bit her lip, she’d be beyond fucked.

She still does that in recent videos! It's hard to believe she might not know what G and MG stands for on nutrition labels...but then I've been surprised by some simple things she doesn't know. Till AL says she knows what they mean I'll believe she doesn't know what the G and MG stand for. Then she'll just say "noone has ever taught me these things"

 

[Octomet]

side note, i hate the way she chews. if she bit her lip, she’d be beyond fucked.

I always figured, with as fast as she eats, the inside of her mouth has to look like ground beef from biting it so much. Or sorry, turkey tube meat.

 

[Fatblackpussy]

This is random. But I have a 24hr stomach bug. I lost 9lbs and I am 6ft tall 174 lbs. I'm about 3x smaller than Amber. I dont even know how this bitch denies that her weight loss was due to illness . Like, she got on younow and proved the haders wrong with a random weigh in... why cant she do a random weigh in now. The other day she said she was still on her diet. She spent all that money on that cattle scale and the cute little weight loss stuff. I know I'm late, but this was just a random thought.

 

[neckyhamhock]

This is random. But I have a 24hr stomach bug. I lost 9lbs and I am 6ft tall 174 lbs. I'm about 3x smaller than Amber. I dont even know how this bitch denies that her weight loss was due to illness . Like, she got on younow and proved the haders wrong with a random weigh in... why cant she do a random weigh in now. The other day she said she was still on her diet. She spent all that money on that cattle scale and the cute little weight loss stuff. I know I'm late, but this was just a random thought.

I really wonder if she is actually sick most of the time, like the way she says she is. She says she throws up and what not, but i wonder if it's just her body having a shit fit because her diet is changing, which is common when you change diets. But most people just feel a little puny or maybe get a headache or something, but if she's actually eating what she says she's eating and what she's showing (which i find REALLY hard to believe) her body has to be freaking the fuck out going from her usual high fat, high carb, lard covered (but ffs NO BUTTER) 10k calorie per day diet to this. Like when people change to a keto diet and get 'keto flu.'

 

[CC 855]

That preview pic tells everything we need to know!

But "chocolate tastes like chocolate" and her sugar receptors get activated and it suddenly tastes better. It's not even two minutes after her last bite the video ends, I bet she devoured the rest of the cookie as soon as she was done recording!

I never realized how loud and often she breathes until this video.

Side note: those complete cookies taste like actual shite.

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

She still does that in recent videos! It's hard to believe she might not know what G and MG stands for on nutrition labels...but then I've been surprised by some simple things she doesn't know. Till AL says she knows what they mean I'll believe she doesn't know what the G and MG stand for. Then she'll just say "noone has ever taught me these things"

Mmm...have actually heard her say "grams" in some of her vlogs. Don't know about any other units like milligrams, but my guess would be even if she says grams or milligrams or whatever, she cannot define what it actually is. Just part of her glaring lack of education whether from her schooling or self-teaching through curiosity.

 

[Dovahshit]

I really wonder if she is actually sick most of the time, like the way she says she is. She says she throws up and what not, but i wonder if it's just her body having a shit fit because her diet is changing, which is common when you change diets. But most people just feel a little puny or maybe get a headache or something, but if she's actually eating what she says she's eating and what she's showing (which i find REALLY hard to believe) her body has to be freaking the fuck out going from her usual high fat, high carb, lard covered (but ffs NO BUTTER) 10k calorie per day diet to this. Like when people change to a keto diet and get 'keto flu.'

she would get cravings sure but from what i heard most people who quit a high fat diet feel much better when they quit it.

edit: youre right my man