Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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    Votes: 555 15.7%
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    Votes: 349 9.9%
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    Votes: 2,634 74.4%

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Did you guys catch that part in the latest video where Amber said that she would never leave Becky even if she lost weight and became a model? "A model"? Seriously? You cannot tell me that this girl who proclaims to have low self esteem, doesn't think she is absolutely gorgeous. Even in her old fb post where she said, "I hate when ugly people think they're pretty" or some shit like that, basically insinuating that she's not ugly herself. Why does she now lie and say she has low self esteem and thinks she's ugly when what she says shows that she actually has an extremely high opinion of herself? I know she will never lose the weight and that's actually a good thing because she would become even more insufferable and narcissistic... if that's even at all possible.
 
I really wonder if she is actually sick most of the time, like the way she says she is. She says she throws up and what not, but i wonder if it's just her body having a shit fit because her diet is changing, which is common when you change diets. But most people just feel a little puny or maybe get a headache or something, but if she's actually eating what she says she's eating and what she's showing (which i find REALLY hard to believe) her body has to be freaking the fuck out going from her usual high fat, high carb, lard covered (but ffs NO BUTTER) 10k calorie per day diet to this. Like when people change to a keto diet and get 'keto flu.'

she never changed her diet. maybe she did for the 9 days at the beginning of the year but that wouldn't still be having an effect. don't give her any ideas that an excuse to have quit her diet was because she was getting sick.

No video today? Again? For someone whose sole income is from YT, she sure doesn't upload very often. Hasn't she had those mythical 8 weigh ins recorded for a while now (allegedly)? Her editing process can't take that long

Still trying to figure out what her second income can be. She has to make enough for her and Becky. Could she be making alot from people clicking and watching older videos? Like someone just posted that old cookie video... does watching that bring her in money?
 
I really wonder if she is actually sick most of the time, like the way she says she is. She says she throws up and what not, but i wonder if it's just her body having a shit fit because her diet is changing, which is common when you change diets. But most people just feel a little puny or maybe get a headache or something, but if she's actually eating what she says she's eating and what she's showing (which i find REALLY hard to believe) her body has to be freaking the fuck out going from her usual high fat, high carb, lard covered (but ffs NO BUTTER) 10k calorie per day diet to this. Like when people change to a keto diet and get 'keto flu.'


I think it’s more likely that she was actually sick. Her immune system is probably pretty shitty.
 
I really hate those kawaii little mouse bites she does when she's tasting something. It's not cute and you are not a dainty princess, Amberlynn. Also... how does she know what play dough tastes like?

ngl I was also a play dough eater when I was a kid.

The mousey bites tho, yeah. I've read that obese people are self-conscious about people watching them eat, fearing that they're thinking "ugh, typical fat", but she doesn't eat like this when she's being a hog on cam for muk bongs (rip) or during the constant trips to eat at restaurants. Maybe she's just adverse to trying new things and doesn't want to take a big bite of something unfamiliar, like a picky two-year-old. For her size, Ambo is as adventurous in her dietary habits as she is in everything else.
 
The mousey bites tho, yeah. I've read that obese people are self-conscious about people watching them eat, fearing that they're thinking "ugh, typical fat", but she doesn't eat like this when she's being a hog on cam for muk bongs (rip) or during the constant trips to eat at restaurants. Maybe she's just adverse to trying new things and doesn't want to take a big bite of something unfamiliar, like a picky two-year-old. For her size, Ambo is as adventurous in her dietary habits as she is in everything else.

I don't think it has anything to do with her fearing people will think "typical fat" about her, I think you're right and she's just a little bitch about trying new things. I hate that little dainty bite she tries to take. The only thing more annoying than that is the face and super fucking excited noise she makes when she's like "omg it's so good gorl!"
 
2 days until Rarity is supposed to get fixed and 4 until AL’s supposed Doctor appointment.

...Incase you needed a countdown.

I can’t wait to hear what whopper of excuses she will give for not being able to go to them. Should be good.
You should--someone should, post this in her videos just to put a little squeeze on her.

I'm fucking retarded and had already forgotten, so Im assuming she's counting on the rest of her viewers to have done so as well. Like, none of her viewers expected her to follow through, so it's easy to forget, but putting a date and timeline makes it more concrete.
 
Load me up with :optimistic: and/or :autism: ratings but I think there's a reasonable chance she'll show up to the appointments. I'd say the odds are good for the vet appointment, and less good but at least within the realm of possibility for the doctor appointment. Where shit's really gonna go down is the follow on appointments, especially in AL's case. The excuses are going to be great. I hope she doesn't cop out with the easy (albeit probably true) "I can't afford the bloodwork/tests/whatever" excuse and gives us something entertaining.
 
Load me up with :optimistic: and/or :autism: ratings but I think there's a reasonable chance she'll show up to the appointments. I'd say the odds are good for the vet appointment, and less good but at least within the realm of possibility for the doctor appointment. Where shit's really gonna go down is the follow on appointments, especially in AL's case. The excuses are going to be great. I hope she doesn't cop out with the easy (albeit probably true) "I can't afford the bloodwork/tests/whatever" excuse and gives us something entertaining.
All she'd have to do in order to be able to afford the tests, is to stop shopping and buying shit she doesn't need. Stop going out to eat so much. You have to want to do something, she clearly doesn't want to.
 
Load me up with :optimistic: and/or :autism: ratings but I think there's a reasonable chance she'll show up to the appointments. I'd say the odds are good for the vet appointment, and less good but at least within the realm of possibility for the doctor appointment. Where shit's really gonna go down is the follow on appointments, especially in AL's case. The excuses are going to be great. I hope she doesn't cop out with the easy (albeit probably true) "I can't afford the bloodwork/tests/whatever" excuse and gives us something entertaining.

I think the vet appointment will happen and probably be no big thing, but I am 50/50 on her actually going to the doctor. I think we might end up getting some "I don't want to talk about it," for any number of reasons she may list off.
 
Did you guys catch that part in the latest video where Amber said that she would never leave Becky even if she lost weight and became a model? "A model"? Seriously? You cannot tell me that this girl who proclaims to have low self esteem, doesn't think she is absolutely gorgeous. Even in her old fb post where she said, "I hate when ugly people think they're pretty" or some shit like that, basically insinuating that she's not ugly herself. Why does she now lie and say she has low self esteem and thinks she's ugly when what she says shows that she actually has an extremely high opinion of herself? I know she will never lose the weight and that's actually a good thing because she would become even more insufferable and narcissistic... if that's even at all possible.

I think Amber has what Kai has. They have Body Dysmorphic Disorder, but instead of seeing themselves as ugly, they see themselves as gorgeous.
 
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