Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[89elbees]

You feel completely unmotivated to vlog? Yes AL, clearly this means you must stop taking your doctor-prescribed medication and revert to the behaviors that led to you being a 500 pound narc preying on the Kentucky lesbian sped pool.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

I honestly can’t tell if she’s trying to get attention or if she’s so dumb she doesn’t realize the tweet sounds like she’s about to jump off a bridge

It's ok. She'll bounce.

That kind of "sorry" is worse than no apology at all. It's even worse than "sorry you felt that way." If you need to apologise, you need to take ownership and the focus needs to be on the one you wronged, not your great lardy depresshunned self. I don't know who is supposed to accept that but I hope they tell her to shove it up her arse. If she can reach. Jesus, Amber just gets worse.

Edit. Bugger, now I have a vision of AL as a bouncing bomb, shrieking "slay," "yaas" and "89elbeeeeeees" each time she bounces, bows and plastic jewellery flying in all directions and Twinkie Stooorrrr boinging along behind her on a string.

 

[Xenomorph]

What does this mean?
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Nah, what she gets is breakthrough bleeding caused by pre cancerous cells in her uterus caused by extreme PCOS that is causing the pre cancer because the lining is dead and rotting and just sitting there. THAT's what she gets.

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

Amber said it's getting harder and harder to find a nice comment for her Comment of the Day thing she does. All she has to do is scroll all the way down to the end of the comment section and those 10 or so positive comments with zero likes are right there.

 

[Several guys]

I HATE HATE HATE HER DUCK LIP POSE.

She honestly thinks it makes her look cute and sexy. If it's not her duck lips we get the chin dab. God help us when she breaks out BOLTH on us at once. She's a grown ass woman looking like some 13 year old little girl trying to bait people for a compliment. She needs some damn self respect.

 

[Rokko]

Unmotivated? Welbutrin is an amphetamin (closely related). If shes unmotivated on it, something is clearly wrong.

 

[Bashful Bunny]

She's unmotivated and absolutely nothing has changed. She just wants to use the medication she just started as an excuse for her laziness. Anything rather than admit she's so lazy that filming some clips of all the nothing she does all day is too much effort for her.

 

[Rotogravure]

Must be bath day.

 

[SpokesBottom]

Must be bath day.

Saturdays are for goofing off, being lax on responsibilities and being lazy. You do that every day

 

[Rotogravure]

Saturdays are for goofing off, being lax on responsibilities and being lazy. You do that every day

Maybe for you.

Edit: Not sure why off topic; I mean Al here, since every day is goofing off/lax responsibilities day for her, and a day doing what she normally wouldn't be doing would be the opposite of normal folks here. I also misread how SpokesBottom posted, and thought it read more like people do that every day, when I guess the YOU is Al here. So we're both making the same point, I think.

 

[TwatWaffle]

At the very least she has had some feedback from Eric that she can be a miserable cunt to be around. Unfortunately I'm not sure she will ever give up the "mental illness" crutch to realize that she actually has behavioral problems that need to be worked on in therapy. Preferably with CBT.

 

[Plantywitch]

I HATE HATE HATE HER DUCK LIP POSE.

She honestly thinks it makes her look cute and sexy. If it's not her duck lips we get the chin dab. God help us when she breaks out BOLTH on us at once. She's a grown ass woman looking like some 13 year old little girl trying to bait people for a compliment. She needs some damn self respect.

Haha oh you mean these duck lips
Honestly her chin gets recognised as a face, flipping hilarious.

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

I wish Amber would watch this and take this woman's advice.

 

[C3PBRO]

I wish Amber would watch this and take this woman's advice.

37.5 stone is about 525lbs. So this woman is not even that much heavier than Amberlynn, maybe even the same. But because she's old she resembles a human puddle.

I bet her labs look like shit, lol. Amberlynn will be fine guys.

 

[Alpo_Farts36]

because she's old she resembles a human puddle.

 

[Brod Panis]

Get ready for another Q&A where Amber answers the same questions, y'all!

 

[Thiccc Weenie]

She needs some damn self respect.

No, no... No, she's already got too much of that. Just no sense of shame... Or when she's full.

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

37.5 stone is about 525lbs. So this woman is not even that much heavier than Amberlynn, maybe even the same. But because she's old she resembles a human puddle.

I bet her labs look like shit, lol. Amberlynn will be fine guys.

Holy shit, I missed that! They're practically the same weight! Amber's future doesn't look good. (not that it ever did, but you know what I mean)

 

[HXMBER]

Has anyone noticed her recent obsessive chin touching? It appears to only happen when she looks at herself on her phone, while holding it.
https://youtu.be/XsBnM59mP8o

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Her baby fever is mixing w/ that pic on mustbepears where she's Violet from Willy Wonka.

This might make a nice Kafkaesque short story...'cept AL don't do that Kaf-ta stuff, she's more real and raw.

@HXMBER i'm dying, lol