Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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CindyChafe said:
I wonder what the last 10 minutes were that stressed her out so badly? Waiting for the microwave to go off perhaps? The time it takes to wipe after a shit? What is it?!‽
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Could be anything. She might have been anxious about: walking to the mailbox (and calling it exercise), breathing harder than usual, finding another hole in her pants, cleaning for the first time in months, or stepping on the scale for the weigh in video that she will post supposedly in two days. Our girl is pretty much afraid of everything but eating and sleeping.
 
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Eff your sub 500 elbees beauty standards of oppresshun. Society expects too much of women, starving themselves by eating around 2000 calories per day and doing about 60 minutes of mild to moderate physical activity.

Also expecting strong wimminz to bathe slightly more than once a week and go to the doctor more than once per decade. Who gets a period once a month anyway? That's part of the ridiculous standards put on women by Donald Trump, chemtrails and fluoridated water supplies!!

Free your mind. :autism:

Fuck the patriarchy blah blah eck-set-trah.

(Sorry I got carried away.)
 
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Croissants said:
"My doctor is like, in the medical field"

what?
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Mine's a lacrosse player.

EDIT: She has "six or seven" of the same pairs of black pants.

32 minutes. She was "quiet" because she is at Becky's sister's and wants to chill. During the time I was there, the numerous people asking got no answer why we were pointed at the wall.

She asked for recommendations for Youtube channels to watch, but people were talking about Cxnt, so omg suddenly the comments didn't work so she had to go.
 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcDxckhKs_8

Her latest video.....
AL analysing her anti-depressants, saying she's still feeling unmotivated but, like she's been unmotivated long before the medication. How can she even make a proper evaluation based on 2 weeks? When she hasn't even put in the effort to improve herself, just sitting around waiting for a miracle or some magic to kick in that'll instantly make her feel better.
Is she interested in anything other than a lesbian genre/topic in books and films? I swear that's the only thing she seems to like and makes me question how hard she has to try to prove to us she likes women.
Discussing her anxiety in regards to having a job, all the excuses, heart palpitations, stress blah blah.
Says she wants to get out of the house and go to the lake and caves, but why does she talk about it and not
just do it? I don't think to stay in being a depressing idiot all day is going to benefit you, especially being bitter on younow and judging cxnt on her looks when she isn't a prize pig herself.

JUST WANTED TO RANT. (:_(
 
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Random observation: At one point during her YouNow yesterday someone asked if she watched "My 600 Pound Life" and she answered "yaasss I love that show." Isn't that kind of... perverted? I don't think anyone that watches a show about people who have destroyed themselves to the point of incapacitation can honestly say they "love" watching it. It's a really depressing show.

Especially for Big AL, since for her, watching it is like taking a glimpse into her own future.
 
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Actually, she may well love it. I think she sees WL surgery as a magic cure, so from her distorted POV it doesn't matter how big she gets because now there is a magical out. Things like the low success rate don't register, and she's great at ignoring the gnarly realities, like 600lb Life patients have a higher success because they don't get the surgery until they prove they can change. And are then covered in half a ton of excess skin.

So for her, it's likely reassuring; she can maintain pachyderm status then modern medicine will be her fairy godmother. Which is incredibly depressing.....the last thing that show should be is reassuring. Shame she didn't listen to Stephen Hawking instead.

Edited for; she's already beyond the point at which most bariatric surgeons will operate. Doc Now is one of the few, and his anaesthetist is the unsung hero of that show. Despite the Singing Vet and her supposed all-clear, she's beyond that help. Yet whenever she mentions WLS, she has no cognizance of that - it's her "last resort" but she's already significantly past that last resort being open to her.
 
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Amberlynn strikes me as the type of person who is naive enough to think that Doctor Now is an easy type of bariatric surgeon to find. He really isn't. It's almost impossible to find someone willing to operate on 500+ pound people due to the risks involved with anesthesia. Just like she thinks women her size have babies all the time, when in reality the ones who manage to get knocked up basically end up hospitalized for the entire pregnancy, which doesn't guarantee a baby at the end of it. How many pregnant 500 pounders do you see riding around on scooters at Walmart? None.

She's in denial of just how far she has pushed her body and the extent of the damage done by her horrible eating habits and refusal to get help until (supposedly) now. She sits and preens on YouNow and makes kissy faces at herself in vlogs and on Snapchat, and somehow that is enough to convince her that Amby okay.

If this doesn't make sense I am sorry, I'm currently drugged up on pain meds and feel like I'm about to see pink Amberphants on parade.
 
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Exactly. And how much does she think it costs?

Time after time we see 600lb Life patients having to fight for transport, skin removal surgery and god knows what all else because their insurance refuses it. AL doesn't even have insurance. And the actual surgery is only a tiny part of the cost, the vast majority of it is hospital stays, meds, aftercare, follow-ups....the "loads of money" she says she makes on uchoob (obnoxious cow) won't even begin to cover it.
 
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Tiny Clanger said:
Exactly. And how much does she think it costs?

Time after time we see 600lb Life patients having to fight for transport, skin removal surgery and god knows what all else because their insurance refuses it. AL doesn't even have insurance. And the actual surgery is only a tiny part of the cost, the vast majority of it is hospital stays, meds, aftercare, follow-ups....the "loads of money" she says she makes on uchoob (obnoxious cow) won't even begin to cover it.
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At the mark.
Amber: I would probably get weight loss surgery.
Becky: you have never in my life talked about that!
Amber: Cause that's a secretive thing! I don't want to talk about it. Cause it's like 14,000 dollars.

So to answer your question, she thinks 14k will cover everything. But shhh, it's secretive ya'll.
 
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