Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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CindyChafe said:
Oomph, the closet is a scary place!

I doubt Becky is comfortable with AL sharing this. Why would Becky be afraid of being doxxed by hayderz when it's just AL doing it?
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I would be ready to fight AL, she knows were a bunch of ruthless assholes.. like gourl dont try and take the negative attention off of you big gourl

BeebTheMilch said:
Why is Becky's head so big? This looks so bizarre. She's thinner back then, yet still no neck. Strange.

Becky looks like Butch for sure
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666EVE666 said:
I could never be late for "such a thing"

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This one is part Amberism. So much for Monday being a fresh start with her ~healthy lifestyle~
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"I'll start again monday..?"
 
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hotcheetospuffs said:
Dana is live on younow and Amberlynn is in the chat https://www.younow.com/doubledeees
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Oh why the fuck not.
Edit: Was not worth it. Super annoying teenager who kept answering Dana's questions. Also Dana can't WAIT for her video to be on Cxnt's channel. Overall sure she's more palatable than Al, but that's like saying I prefer battery acid over bleach as my drink of choice at this point.

(Also it's our fault AL has "half a million subscribers" KY math)
 
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She's up at 3AM watching videos of herself jumping rope when she was only morbidly obese. :(
 
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Hmm I wonder if this binge has anything to do with Destiny moving away?

Obviously AL is still carrying a torch for her, but now that she's out of reach there's no chance that they'd get back together. She's been left behind in bumfuck nowhere with nothing to do (she mentioned multiple times Kentucky is the most boring place she's ever lived)

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2013 Amber to 2018 Hamber
 
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Toxoplasmosis said:
What's funny is that even when she lived in other places, all she did was go shopping and eat at restaurants. So, really, her life hasn't changed all that much.
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I know AL has no interest in anything other than food and her hoard, but it bugs me when she moans about where she lives, then out in the car we see an absolutely stunning place. Of course, she never gets out of the car until it's safely in park, but how limited must her horizons be to say it's boring?

Yes, some people are city people, but they can still appreciate rural beauty and there is a LOT to do around there if you don't require your entertainment to be man-made. Or deep-fried. I think boredom is probably her chief problem, if someone else isn't around to entertain her - or be an audience to her riveting self - she hasn't a clue what to do. She's bored of herself, so needs others. Bored of her horrible cooking, so eats crap. Bored of all her tat, so buys more. Then puts the world's most boring vlog up so we can share the meh.
 
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Amber would probably be bored living in a city, too. I can't picture her doing anything other than shopping, eating out, and going to the movies no matter where she lives. She's not someone who appreciates culture or nature. She can't do anything that requires a lot of walking. She honestly believes the only thing that keeps her from being 100% independent is not knowing how to drive, but that's not true. She has no desire to improve anything in her life. She doesn't want to live in Kentucky forever and Becky does. I'd be surprised if she wasn't looking for a new out-of-state girlfriend right now.
 
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Toxoplasmosis said:
Amber would probably be bored living in a city, too. I can't picture her doing anything other than shopping, eating out, and going to the movies no matter where she lives. She's not someone who appreciates culture or nature. She can't do anything that requires a lot of walking. She honestly believes the only thing that keeps her from being 100% independent is not knowing how to drive, but that's not true. She has no desire to improve anything in her life. She doesn't want to live in Kentucky forever and Becky does. I'd be surprised if she wasn't looking for a new out-of-state girlfriend right now.
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Honestly, I think she'd be worse off if she could drive. She'd literally drive herself to every drive thru in secret and consume way more than she does now. I'd hope that since Becky has to drive her around so much, she'd be a little bit embarrassed and limit the trips to once a day or so. Maybe I'm being optimistic with that, though.
 
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She doesn't have anything to look forward to other than trips to Walmart and going out to eat. Most normal people try to get out periodically and visit a nearby city to go to the aquarium, moo-seum, sporting event, concert, etc. Most normal people also try to go on trips at some point so they have something to look forward to. If she'd stop buying so much stupid shit and saved her money, she could plan a real road trip with Becky or buy two plane seats and fly somewhere. Her life is boring no matter where she lives because she chooses to make it boring.

ETA: She and Becky (and the fags) could drive 3 hours to Louisville and go to drag shows if they really wanted to. Louisville gets a ton of big name drag queens all the time. They could also drive 2 and a half hours south and putter around Nashville.
 
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Tiny Clanger said:
I think boredom is probably her chief problem, if someone else isn't around to entertain her - or be an audience to her riveting self - she hasn't a clue what to do. She's bored of herself, so needs others. Bored of her horrible cooking, so eats crap. Bored of all her tat, so buys more. Then puts the world's most boring vlog up so we can share the meh.
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As shown by her cooking and few DIY's, she's not very imaginative. I agree she needs others to remedy the boredom by being her audience or making plans for her (which she must approve lest she turn into pouty toddler Al) so she can be "super busy".
I think hating Kentucky is partly just as simple as it's not as "cool" as California or overseas to her shallow mindset.
 
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I wish I knew how to record the video from Instagram. The noises, the movement... it's a sight to behold.
 
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