Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Long time lurker]

Fucking bora bora again.View attachment 408561

For you guys who don't want to enlarge the photo, here is the full text:

I want to see the world. I want to swim in the water of Bora Bora. I want to pick up a rock located near the Grand Canyon. I want to drive across the Golden Gate Bridge again. I want to kiss as the ball drops above me on New Years Eve. I want to waste money on Las Vegas slot machines. I want to ride on a real train. I want to visit every state and take a piece of it with me. I want to visit other countries and see other cultures. I want to break free from this cage. I want to create my own story and not let anything hold me back.

march 21, 2018

Emphasis mine. She can't drive, how is she going to drive AGAIN?
I also found it interesting that she says she wants to kiss at midnight on NY's eve, but doesn't mentions who she'll kiss. It makes me think that it doesn't really matter, as long as Amber gets her kiss.

Do you think she imagines Bora Bora to be somewhere in the Bahamas or Mexico?

IIRC, she thought that the Poconos was some tropical paradise.

they even have loans you can take out if you dont have insurance with reasonable payback plans.

To get a loan one needs a credit report and/or collateral. I want to say that, at best, Amber has a credit score of zero, but she did skip on paying her student loans...
I don't think banks take chokers as collateral.

 

[Decubitus Ulcers]

Um, hi...I just needed to share this bc I seriously almost had a stroke when I saw that our gorl is out here with her own clothing line at Wal-Mart!

 

[sixcarbchiligorl]

She can't drive, how is she going to drive AGAIN?

She actually is driving in an old Krystle-era vlog. I'll see if I can find it.

 

[AlabamaWhitman]

She actually is driving in an old Krystle-era vlog. I'll see if I can find it.

There's one where she's driving around in a parking lot with Krystle. She packed nuts, granola bars, and protein bars "in case we get hungry" while they drove around the lot for an hour and a half.

ETA found it. She actually packed nuts, granola bars and an entire bag of pretzels, my bad.

 

[sixcarbchiligorl]

Ah, was that the only one? I must have misremembered. Sorry guys!

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

There was one where Krystle's parents took Krystle out to practice and AL tagged along but she didn't drive. Krystle learned to drive late, and AL saw how easy it was for her to learn. I guess she got inspired for a day.

 

[JaneThough]

You can see how stunted she is in that journal entry. She cant even walk down a driveway and yet has all these fantasies about traveling to exotic locations or other landmarks that require a lot of foot traffic.
I dont know why she doesnt get this surgery for gastric, they even have loans you can take out if you dont have insurance with reasonable payback plans.
She could vlog her progress and people would watch that especially with the popularity of My 600 Pound Life but.. shes a moron.

Most drs require you to lose 5-10% of your weight in order to even qualify. She rewards a 20 lb loss with binges. She’s not a candidate.

 

[Xenomorph]

Most drs require you to lose 5-10% of your weight in order to even qualify. She rewards a 20 lb loss with binges. She’s not a candidate.

I mean wouldnt that just be an after binge dump?

 

[Decubitus Ulcers]

Fucking bora bora again.

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yeeeeeeesh, that was painful to read.

but most importantly...did she actually use scrapbook accessories in her "journal" entry? 27 years old sleeping until 3pm, scrapbooking her journal entries, and wearing cat ears?.....not to mention the fact that she's a *dainty* 500 elbees! woof.

 

[Whatthefuck]

View attachment 408739 Um, hi...I just needed to share this bc I seriously almost had a stroke when I saw that our gorl is out here with her own clothing line at Wal-Mart!

That's actually kind of cute for a sleep set. I doubt they carry XXXXXL, though. Oh, well.

 

[497]

There's one where she's driving around in a parking lot with Krystle. She packed nuts, granola bars, and protein bars "in case we get hungry" while they drove around the lot for an hour and a half.

ETA found it. She actually packed nuts, granola bars and an entire bag of pretzels, my bad.

She said she was 403lbs then... now she weighs 497lbs, but it looks like she gained alot more. She has to be over the 500lbs range for sure. LOL, when she sees the squirrel it's like she might have some ADHD.

 

[Long time lurker]

There's one where she's driving around in a parking lot with Krystle. She packed nuts, granola bars, and protein bars "in case we get hungry" while they drove around the lot for an hour and a half.

ETA found it. She actually packed nuts, granola bars and an entire bag of pretzels, my bad.

This is hilarious. Did she lose the infamous 89lbs around that time? I ask because what she was doing in this video is very similar to her "diet" now - down to measuring the nuts and placing them inside plastic bags, but with cashuuuuuuuuuuus instead of almonds.

So, from the little I saw, 100+lbs ago her belly was already touching the wheel (around 2:14). She's driving at an average of 5mph for the most part (there is a part of the video where Kristle shows the speedometer at 10mph, but if you take the time to watch the video, most of the time Amber is driving slower than that. I stopped watching when she said she was freaking out about doing 20mph).

The best part for me? Amber lidurly says "Squirrel!" like the dog from Up!

 

[plant boy]

She should probably consider fitting into the airplane seat prior to the 17 ish hour plane ride to Bora Bora. No self awareness. Also, do you really think she knows were things are? Like, geographically? I know she's been throughout the southern US, but as our gorl has admitted she's not exactly "educated". Do you think she imagines Bora Bora to be somewhere in the Bahamas or Mexico?

Amberlynn Reid literally thinks the Poconos are in the Bahamas so.....

 

[GORL]

This is hilarious. Did she lose the infamous 89lbs around that time?

Not sure of the actual time frame. She lost 89 pounds and got down to 330, I believe. And was gaining it back during the Krystle era and just has been gaining ever since.

 

[you may use spaces]

She just uploaded a video titled "behind the scenes". Lol, behind the scenes of what? All she does is eat, play board games, and sleep.

 

[EH 110]

There was a "before and after" pic posted of Amber and Krystle in the main thread. They were both slimmer in the after pic. Krystle kept the weight off and, well, we all know what happened with Amber...

 

[AlabamaWhitman]

Not sure of the actual time frame. She lost 89 pounds and got down to 330, I believe. And was gaining it back during the Krystle era and just has been gaining ever since.

At the beginning of the video she talks about the 89 el bees, and says it was two years prior. Since then it's been a "very very very bumpy ride" lol and by bumpy she means uphill in weight, downhill in life

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

Fucking hilarious!

 

[plant boy]

She just uploaded a video titled "behind the scenes". Lol, behind the scenes of what? All she does is eat, play board games, and sleep.

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Xenomorph]

3:26 mins in.. Oh AL, what a liar lol