Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Mentioned her "eating disorder" on her "weight loss" Instagram account but not how she gained back everything she claimed to have lost. "

I hate how she take no accountability for her weight. It’ her eating disorder that is she is simply too weak for.

Naw b, food addiction is a choice. She has to decide to get serious and just do it. Put down the hot Cheetos and close your gaping maw for a bit. She has to decide that she is done giving into her every craving. It’s not going to be easy, but people do it all of the time. She sees it on “My 600 lb life” where all of these food addicts and emotional eaters decide enough is enough and they lose 100+ lbs before their surgery by sticking to a diet meal plan and getting moving. She just hasn’t had enough yet and she takes no accountability.
 
"My eating disorder has been stronger than me lately." That one line tells you everything you need to know about Amberlynn. She views anything negative about herself as a separate entity. Amberlynn herself is a righteous and pure gorl with a tiny hole battling the evil world around her that wants to fail at everything she does. Amberlynn is great, it's the eating disorder that's the problem, and she can't control it. Just gotta hope the evil binge monster doesn't decide to show up today. Not her fault if it does.

Now I'm not knocking separating yourself from your disorder in all cases, because sometimes it's valid and therapeutic. I just don't buy it from Amberlynn for a fucking second. She's not trying and she can't take any personal accountability. She hears people with various disorders discussing them as separate entities and she applies that mentality to her own failures, just like she cherry picks symptoms of depression to further her own agenda. Notice how she didn't update the 'about' section on her insta that says she's lost 27.6 elbees? That's because Amberlynn has lost 27.6 pounds, the totally separate binge eating monster just made her gain it all back.
 
Man, these people in her comments on YT are fucking idiots, lol.

Thinking there only 1 type of "herpe" strain, bitch there 2 types, oral and sexual, get it right fuck.
"Cold sores on the mouth or face are caused by HSV-1 and are commonly transmitted to the genitals (causing genital herpes) through oral to genital sex. Up to 40% of genital herpes is caused by HSV-1."
 
"Cold sores on the mouth or face are caused by HSV-1 and are commonly transmitted to the genitals (causing genital herpes) through oral to genital sex. Up to 40% of genital herpes is caused by HSV-1."


I know there is a type 1 and a type 2 :P

Edit: WAIT MAYBE THIS IS WHY HAMBER DOESN'T HAVE SEX, ooooo plot twist, or not if its real u no.
 
She has admitted to having "just a herpes simplex" before. However, this just doesn't look like the sores we normally see on her....they usually appear on the corners/lining of her lips, these sores looks scabby/white/crusty and are on the surface/inside of her mouth:

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I might just be exceptional, but they look different and from her body language I think that she even knows there's something fucky going on around there
 
Are we sure the crusty stuff on her mouth isn't due to her slamming another white chocolate mocha yoplait yogurt right before turning on the camera? I mean I would love for it to be thrush or another herpes outbreak but horses before zebras and all that.
 
She has admitted to having "just a herpes simplex" before. However, this just doesn't look like the sores we normally see on her....they usually appear on the corners/lining of her lips, these sores looks scabby/white/crusty and are on the surface/inside of her mouth:

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I might just be exceptional, but they look different and from her body language I think that she even knows there's something fucky going on around there
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Are we sure the crusty stuff on her mouth isn't due to her slamming another white chocolate mocha yoplait yogurt right before turning on the camera? I mean I would love for it to be thrush or another herpes outbreak but horses before zebras and all that.

That's definitely possible, but that big ass scab looking thing on her mouth doesn't look like a splotch of yogurt. Even through the jump cuts and lip licking it prevails...it's in an unusual spot for her typical her outbreaks and she hasn't been posting selfies like she normally does.

Idk man but that scab thing is gonna haunt my dreams

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Gorl should have gotten an actual EOS for dem dry lips too.
Sucks that EOS actually dries out your lips (along with a bunch of other chapsticks) :(

Our gorl needs a flavored lip scrub. Scrub off all of that dead skin and herp, and she can even lick off the flavored sugar afterwards.

ETA: I'm also pretty sure our gorl bought an EOS before, but never showed it again
 
Fun fact!

Thrush, Candida Albicans, a lovely little yeast infection, adores diabetics! Higher glucose levels means better growth. Oral thrush, symptoms of which includes white, crusty lesions on the lips, is common in diabetics because because of a wonderful dry mouth/high glucose level in the saliva.

But sure, gorl, your bloods were normal! You ain’t got da beetus.
 
That's definitely possible, but that big ass scab looking thing on her mouth doesn't look like a splotch of yogurt. Even through the jump cuts and lip licking it prevails...it's in an unusual spot for her typical her outbreaks and she hasn't been posting selfies like she normally does.

Idk man but that scab thing is gonna haunt my dreams


fucking EWWWWWWWWWWW
 
Fun fact!

Thrush, Candida Albicans, a lovely little yeast infection, adores diabetics! Higher glucose levels means better growth. Oral thrush, symptoms of which includes white, crusty lesions on the lips, is common in diabetics because because of a wonderful dry mouth/high glucose level in the saliva.

But sure, gorl, your bloods were normal! You ain’t got da beetus.
Awwwh gross! I thought she just had some mold or some shit on her mouth. I mean I guess technically she does, yeast is a fungus. That's definitely some fuckin' crust on her mouth, there. Cant you like, scrape it off? Especially before you film yourself.

I guess a weeping sore would look worse than just mold on your fucking mouth, though. Its gross to think about but I get it. In retrospect.
 
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