Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Amber doesn't want to lose weight. For years now she's been claiming the reason people hate her is because she's fat. If she lost the weight, what excuse would she have for people still hating her?

In Amber's head, it's the perfect excuse. She's a narcissist, and as such, she is, in her own eyes perfect. By some impressive mental gymnastics, she can claim that being fat is not her fault, or as DSP puts it, nothing she could do, dood.
 
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89elbees said:
Her opposition to keto is fascinating. Now don't get me wrong, I'm a firm believer in the eat less move more it's not rocket science you stupid fucking fatass diet above all else, but keto seems to do wonders for curbing the appetite and binging desires.
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Amber doesn't want to do keto because she doesn't want her appetite to be curbed. She eats even when she claims she's not hungry (example: her phentermine video).
 
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Of all people, you think she’d be the one to understand that others wanting you to lose weight won’t work. Yet she does it to Becky.

I think it was Maya Angelou who said “you are what you do.” So true.

Amber says a lot of crap about herself, she can’t stop talking about herself. She loves animals, she loves Becky, she’s a good friend, she’s loves her family, and she’s going to lose weight.

But what does she actually do? She neglects her animals’ health, she digs at Becky, she’s never done anything truly kind for a friend, and unselfish for family, and she only gains weight. She is what she does. She’s a neglectful, selfish, uncaring fat slob.
 
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Barbarella said:
Of all people, you think she’d be the one to understand that others wanting you to lose weight won’t work. Yet she does it to Becky.

I think it was Maya Angelou who said “you are what you do.” So true.

Amber says a lot of crap about herself, she can’t stop talking about herself. She loves animals, she loves Becky, she’s a good friend, she’s loves her family, and she’s going to lose weight.

But what does she actually do? She neglects her animals’ health, she digs at Becky, she’s never done anything truly kind for a friend, and unselfish for family, and she only gains weight. She is what she does. She’s a neglectful, selfish, uncaring fat slob.
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You hit the nail on the head with this comment. The reason she has haydurs is her blatant hypocrisy. She’s a lolcow because she constantly draws attention to this while expecting praise.
 
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traviesa said:
throwback of the special snowflake nervously confessing to us that she is diagnosed with ocd..........
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Does anyone know why in the hell she pronounces her H's like that?

And wow, the fucking fake accent and vernacular here. It's pretty insulting it's like shes really trying to sound like the stereotype of the "sassy black flaming queen" with the tongue popping and the gorls. You can tell she's nervous because shes really overdoing it here.
 
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xenomorph said:
Does anyone know why in the hell she pronounces her H's like that?

And wow, the fucking fake accent and vernacular here. It's pretty insulting it's like shes really trying to sound like the stereotype of the "sassy black flaming queen" with the tongue popping and the gorls. You can tell she's nervous because shes really overdoing it here.
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Lol I highly doubt anyone thought she was using heroin.
 
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xenomorph said:
Does anyone know why in the hell she pronounces her H's like that?

And wow, the fucking fake accent and vernacular here. It's pretty insulting it's like shes really trying to sound like the stereotype of the "sassy black flaming queen" with the tongue popping and the gorls. You can tell she's nervous because shes really overdoing it here.
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I thought she said those were cat or dog scratches she was picking at. And there are no mosquitoes in Virginia or Florida? Come on Amber. We have internet. We can check facts, unlike you.
 
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497 said:
She gets modeling offers or to be on the Dr.Phil show.
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Speaking of Dr. Phil, I received a message from a woman who claims to have been the one to submit Amber's 'case' to the show. She says they wanted to center the show around her weight/health, not cyberbullying. They wanted to have her on the show the week she contacted them, apparently Amber is "too shy". I tried to message her back for the receipts she spoke of but private messaging for my channel has been disabled because I have age restricted content

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666EVE666 said:
Speaking of Dr. Phil, I received a message from a woman who claims to have been the one to submit Amber's 'case' to the show. She says they wanted to center the show around her weight/health, not cyberbullying. They wanted to have her on the show the week she contacted them, apparently Amber is "too shy". I tried to message her back for the receipts she spoke of but private messaging for my channel has been disabled because I have age restricted content

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I don't think the Dr. Phil show pays their guests beyond flight and accommodations. That's not enough incentive for her to embarrass herself. She's stupid for turning them down. Her subs would've gone through the roof. She'd be the new catch me ousside girl. Lord knows she has plenty of fun catch phrases.
 
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666EVE666 said:
Speaking of Dr. Phil, I received a message from a woman who claims to have been the one to submit Amber's 'case' to the show. She says they wanted to center the show around her weight/health, not cyberbullying. They wanted to have her on the show the week she contacted them, apparently Amber is "too shy". I tried to message her back for the receipts she spoke of but private messaging for my channel has been disabled because I have age restricted content

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Interesting. I guess they wanted to maybe help her and all? She should of took it. Atleast she wouldn't have to work so hard to get to My 600 pound life. If she followed whatever weight loss help they gave her maybe they would of payed for skin removal surgery or found a doctor nice enough to do it for free.
 
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xenomorph said:
Does anyone know why in the hell she pronounces her H's like that?

And wow, the fucking fake accent and vernacular here. It's pretty insulting it's like shes really trying to sound like the stereotype of the "sassy black flaming queen" with the tongue popping and the gorls. You can tell she's nervous because shes really overdoing it here.
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Funny how much her personality and accent changes depending on who shes with. Her new 'accent' is defiantly the most annoying though drives me fucking nuts.

 
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