I can never get over her mastery of the Myspace fat girl shot. Her fat face and arms give it away somewhat, but I'm always astonished at the tonnage lurking below the camera. It's like an iceberg.
Some of those photos are from the Krystle era too. If I'm not mistaken, she had a very old photo as her avatar on YT and was called out for it, so she changed it to a less old photo.
If she does manage to film her swimming, we're asking for trouble. "
She made a video (I think it was the one where she and Becky took a "vacation". Soon after they began dating) showing a lake and mentioned that some of them (I suspect the boys) went swimming but she didn't. IIRC, she said then that she can't swim.
Eric mentioned (more than once, if memory serves) that she can't swim, and she agreed/didn't correct him.
If this event happens (and I don't doubt she's pushing Becky to take her places where she can get content for her videos), we'll be presented with takes of the lake and her sitting in the car like she did last time. She might lie and say she did, but we won't see her in the water.
I'd like to point out that walking into a natural body of water is a slippery affair. If she slips, who is going to help her get up again? Depending on the soil, feet can get suck into the mud, and in the very unlikely event that she makes it far enough to get more than her ankles wet, the poor souls who have to help her get out of the water will be dealing with her weight, plus the weight of her soaking wet clothes. (She once said a dress she was wearing weighted at 4+lb).
Why the hell is Amber updating us on her weight through a note on a calendar instead of showing the scale?
Because the scale is gathering dust in the corner. The numbers are coming straight from her head. See below.
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The second photo is still obviously an obese woman. She has two chins, a weird ridge around the base of her neck where the fat is pushed up, and big sad fat tiddies mashed together up to her clavicle.
Interesting. In that post she said she's 503.2lb, but that number isn't in her calendar.
So AL has this new weight loss app Twinbody.
Hm, weight loss buddies or looking for her next lesbian victim? Can we handle TWO Amber sized gorls?
We made twinbody® so you can find sympathy from people just like you.
This is the only reason she joined the new app.
As for the sheets, I've watched the whole video and those aren't blankets. When she was filming Becky you can clearly see that they are sheets.
Funny thing about that. Twinkie is the only one not lying on top of the bare mattress. The dog has more sense than both "humans".
Jesus Christ. You could sell a gif of that as a weight loss product
Destiny? Becky? The Fags™? Herself?
