Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

It's been a few days and the udders have been dry, so let me show you guys to one of my favorite old Amberlynn videos for a lol or two.

It's a poopbun 'GORLE' classique, set in Destiny's mom's barn or whatever, where she taste tests chips with flavors she describes as "strange" and "out of this world," despite being flavors that are very much things in this world, that people eat daily. Also a chocolate thing that she swallows like a boa constrictor.

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Does anyone know what inspired the bow bun style?
 
I'm starting to get worried, guys!

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“I didn’t think I looked this big”

Oh! Come on. You weigh a quarter of a ton and have to use an industrial cargo scale to weigh yourself... I could understand a certain level of denial from a 250-lb person but even denial has its limits. You sorta should have realized the magnitude of your monstrosity by the time you needed two acres of cotton for a single shirt.
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denial is a hell of a drug
 
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Christ on a fucking bike, is she pissed or high "like whaaaaat"? Hashtag this, hashtag that, out of this world crisps that you can buy lidurly anywhere and smell like "Indeen", I'm watching it in stages and I may be some time, I apparently haven't made it to the deepthroating chocolate so wish me luck (:_(
 
It's been a few days and the udders have been dry, so let me show you guys to one of my favorite old Amberlynn videos for a lol or two.

It's a poopbun 'GORLE' classique, set in Destiny's mom's barn or whatever, where she taste tests chips with flavors she describes as "strange" and "out of this world," despite being flavors that are very much things in this world, that people eat daily. Also a chocolate thing that she swallows like a boa constrictor.

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*rapidly devours chip*
*comically disgusted face*
*rapidly devours chip*
*comically disgusted face*
*rapidly devours multiple chips*
*flails arms*

Normally people stop eating things they dislike immediately after realizing they dislike it, but our gurl takes it to the extreme.
 
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Christ on a fucking bike, is she pissed or high "like whaaaaat"? Hashtag this, hashtag that, out of this world crisps that you can buy lidurly anywhere and smell like "Indeen", I'm watching it in stages and I may be some time, I apparently haven't made it to the deepthroating chocolate so wish me luck (:_([/QUOTE]

Maybe, this was around the time she was on phentermine.
 
It's been a few days and the udders have been dry, so let me show you guys to one of my favorite old Amberlynn videos for a lol or two.

It's a poopbun 'GORLE' classique, set in Destiny's mom's barn or whatever, where she taste tests chips with flavors she describes as "strange" and "out of this world," despite being flavors that are very much things in this world, that people eat daily. Also a chocolate thing that she swallows like a boa constrictor.

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At around 8:45 when she's devouring the chocolate thing... you'd think that she'd be able to wait another 5 seconds for the thing to come into focus in the camera when she shows her viewers what's inside it. Instead she gives up and goes in for another bite. The point of a tasting video (at least in my opinion) is to show other people what the product is/and describe what it tastes like and if you like it. Instead the gorl just kept eating lmao

(also this was my first post hi hello been lurking read a bunch tried to catch up thought it was time to say somethin)
 
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