Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[sunnyflowers99]

I already know how this q&a is gonna go:

Hai guyysssss. -splat-
So today I'm gonna be answering questions that haters keep asking.
First things first this is real and raw.
I'm opening up about things I normally don't.
Anywayyyy.
Uhhh Tare? I don't know what that is.
My weight? I already told you.
Becky loves me obvi and we have such amazing love time. Especially when she brings me food.
I'm not abusive. Twinkie is here.
Nails? Well the appointment was cancelled and I was so over it.
Therapist? Yeah no one has called me back, it's like why do these things happen to me?
Eric loves me. He better.
Rickie is just always busy.
Do I love destiny? You GUISE she has moved on, I have moved on. I mean like...clearly being with Becky is the best like look how happy she is with me. She can't do better.
Anyway what was the question?
Oh yeah, Dana is cool.

Yeahhhh so see guys I am real and raw. I never lie. People are always assuming things and writing about stuff on kiwi farms different social medias. But I never read comments. K byeeeee.

 

[A Skeleton]

She clearly doesn't read here, guise. She's just happened to know everything we talk about here and is now posing a new video as "Questions people want to know the answers to!"


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holy shit her handwriting is obnoxious

it's like a weird mismash of sped scrawl and forced teen girl accents

also she does that weird small caps thing that only sociopaths do

 

[angelicbitch]

She clearly doesn't read here, guise. She's just happened to know everything we talk about here and is now posing a new video as "Questions people want to know the answers to!"


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Interesting how most of the replies on that tweet ask about Kasey, her "disorders", and her weight. Yet, she adds in some stupid questions and ignores the Kasey situation entirely. (Then blocked a person who asked her why she ignored it).

 

[ragonastick]

Can somebody please explain to me this "water weight" phenomenon that she keeps bringing up?
What the fuck is water weight?
Weight from piss? Fat cells that turn into water?
???

Your cells hold onto extra water if you for instance eat a lot of sodium or if your diet is very high in carbs. Basically like a sponge. Amber is an idiot who doesn't know that fluid pushes fluid, meaning that you'll lose water weight if you drink a lot of water.

 

[Bee Scout]

holy shit her handwriting is obnoxious

it's like a weird mismash of sped scrawl and forced teen girl accents

also she does that weird small caps thing that only sociopaths do

"whatS With YouR faKe acceNt?"

"ARe You ReallY goiNg to see a theRaPist?"

"ARe You goNNa go baCK to the gYm?"


That's exactly how she speaks, so no surprises here.

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

She clearly doesn't read here, guise. She's just happened to know everything we talk about here and is now posing a new video as "Questions people want to know the answers to!"


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So she admits she deliberately avoids these questions? Way to do you fucking job you pathetic creature

 

[DuckSucker]

She clearly doesn't read here, guise. She's just happened to know everything we talk about here and is now posing a new video as "Questions people want to know the answers to!"

I love that "are you going to get a PO box" is in there with all these other accusations she's going to address. Subtle, Amber, real subtle. You almost pulled one over on me but Ol' Eagle Eyes is too sharp for that. I've been in the force for 15 years, youre gonna have to try harder.

Also her handwriting. The two-circles-eight thing, I said it was a middle school girl thing to do and I almost called it correlating with dotting your i's with a little flourish, but I didnt want to be a dick and hadnt seen her handwriting--she absolutely dots her i's with little hearts or puppy dog paws, or in this case, circles. Kinda surprised but not surprised I wasnt wrong. She works extra hard on her handwriting while Becky is coloring.

I mean I do it too, sometimes, if Im fucking around with text or handwriting or something, there are whole forums dedicated to artful writing and calligraphy, (and to an extent graffiti and tagging and street art) and Ive seen people modulate and change their handwriting, but this type of shit is what you do when youre in sixth grade and youre handing in homework you worked real hard on.

But for someone who tries so hard her handwriting, it's still shit, legibility-wise.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

As much as I think she'd enjoy getting free tat with a PO from her few legit fans, I have a feeling she knows people would more than likely mail her hate letters and garbage.

 

[GORL]

Got this from the parody twitter account. She never got Twinkie's nails trimmed. They're curling.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I love that "are you going to get a PO box" is in there with all these other accusations she's going to address. Subtle, AL.

Unless it's a fake account, someone really does want to send her something. (first thumbnail.) She'd probably just keep whatever it is and never talk about it and say , "lots of youtubers don't talk about everytheen they get, but everyone only gets mad at meeeeeeee, whyeeeeeeeee??"

I could also see her wondering why on earth anyone would recommend she go to therapist, she has already been raped y'all.

In all seriousness, she deleted a crap ton of questions, called everyone rude, yet left up questions that ask her if she has "a moldy vagina" and such in order to elicit sympathy.

And the part in the 2nd thumbnail about her admitting she was wrong, LOL.

She deleted 22 tweets on Sunday...and I wonder who she unfollowed...

If Twinkie's nails look that bad, I wonder what Wasabi's nails must look like. She's such a selfish bitch, getting the nails clipped ought to be something EASY to check off of her "list", unlike going to a therapist or losing weight, or not eating a fuck-ton.

 

[Botched Tit Job]

As much as I think she'd enjoy getting free tat with a PO from her few legit fans, I have a feeling she knows people would more than likely mail her hate letters and garbage.

It would be like an idubbbz bad unboxing, minus the entertainment value.

 

[Wilford Brimley]

It would be very much like a Slaton family mail. Diapers and gummy dicks.

 

[sperginity]

Can somebody please explain to me this "water weight" phenomenon that she keeps bringing up?
What the fuck is water weight?
Weight from piss? Fat cells that turn into water?
???

It's edema. It happens when you have a medical condition that causes swelling all over or in specific limbs (think about pregnant lady ankles). Usually it is the failure of kidneys to produce urine efficiently. AL doesn't have this problem. It's an excuse.

 

[Long time lurker]

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It's a video of her pushing Twinkie on a swing. But here's a screen grab.

Why the fuck would she do that? Amber has said that Twinkie is afraid of riding in the car, so she puts the poor dog on a swing, which in Twinkie's head is uncontrolled movement - just like a car.

I wonder what Wasabi's nails must look like.

Wasabi is a cat, they find ways to "file" their nails. Things like furniture and exposed wood (door frames, for example).

I don't wonder about the cats' nails, I wonder about the furniture and other wood in the house.
That said, it's possible that at least Wasabi got his nails removed (wasn't he bought at a pet store?).

 

[Recent Lurker]

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The second photo is still obviously an obese woman. She has two chins, a weird ridge around the base of her neck where the fat is pushed up, and big sad fat tiddies mashed together up to her clavicle.

WHERE HAVE I HEARD THAT BEFORE?!

 

[carolburnett]

WHERE HAVE I HEARD THAT BEFORE?!

Honestly one of my top fav Amber videos. She's totally gonna hit 600lbs in a year or two and be like "For the first time in my life...I feel like I finally see what all you see. I feared this one day would happen, but I didn't have to pay attention because I knew how to work a camera. To me, I was beautiful." while she lounges on a bed she can't move from that has spicy hot cheeto crumbs all over it.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Dying

 

[meepmapmop]

Got this from the parody twitter account. She never got Twinkie's nails trimmed. They're curling.
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That poor dog. She's so friggan selfish, she spends her time and money eating her own weight in Texas Roadhouse garbage but can't spare $20 to get that poor dog's nails trimmed?? There's no way that dog is walking properly with those claws.

 

[Botched Tit Job]

It's edema. It happens when you have a medical condition that causes swelling all over or in specific limbs (think about pregnant lady ankles). Usually it is the failure of kidneys to produce urine efficiently. AL doesn't have this problem. It's an excuse.

It also happens to normal weight people around their period, if they eat more salt than normal, etc. So in theory a skinny person can weigh themselves, eat way more sodium than normal, and wake up the next day 3-4 pounds heavier. But they also usually lose it in 24-48 hours of not eating like shit.

So AL probably isn't WRONG when she says some is water weight, but she's also using it as a crutch to explain sudden spikes in weight due to binging. And she's also giving herself ass pats for losing 3lbs in a day when chances are, 2.5 of that is water weight

 

[YouTubeyStar]

Got this from the parody twitter account. She never got Twinkie's nails trimmed. They're curling.
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You can get a pet nail clipper at WalMart for probably less than $10. The cost of one of her obnoxious water bottles lol

It also happens to normal weight people around their period, if they eat more salt than normal, etc. So in theory a skinny person can weigh themselves, eat way more sodium than normal, and wake up the next day 3-4 pounds heavier. But they also usually lose it in 24-48 hours of not eating like shit.

So AL probably isn't WRONG when she says some is water weight, but she's also using it as a crutch to explain sudden spikes in weight due to binging. And she's also giving herself ass pats for losing 3lbs in a day when chances are, 2.5 of that is water weight

Considering her pattern of binging hard (8,000+ calories) for several days then going back to “light” eating (4,000+ calories) she’s constantly in some state of retaining or losing water weight. Like weighing herself every single day is good for shit when ofc she’s going to “lose weight” when some days she’s only eating half of the sodium rich foods she binges on. When she has another binge the same spike is noticeable.

Until she loses 30-40 pounds, I don’t believe any of this is actual weight loss. If a person 1/3 of her size can fluctuate 3-4 pounds a day, she could fluctuate much more.