Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[angelicbitch]

Spoiler: Chimping Out Again

ETA:

Chimping out at 4AM over a troll account making fun of her horrible lip line
"But GORL, I know what I'm doing"
"I'm GrEaT at my makeup!!!"

Go to sleep

 

[literally low-key]

She's as great at her makeup as she is at her hygiene and losing weight.

 

[angelicbitch]

She's probably going to binge after that

 

[Derpaherp]

Spoiler: Chimping Out Again

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Chimping out at 4AM over a troll account making fun of her horrible lip line
"But GORL, I know what I'm doing"
"I'm GrEaT at my makeup!!!"

Go to sleep

Hmm... Where are those old screenshots of her judging girls in her college classes for their make up?

Edit: blocked for asking about it. Lulz.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

Spoiler: Chimping Out Again

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Chimping out at 4AM over a troll account making fun of her horrible lip line
"But GORL, I know what I'm doing"
"I'm GrEaT at my makeup!!!"

Go to sleep

„I am great at makeup“

*4 minutes later*

„I might not be the best at makeup“

PICK ONE

 

[Faggot Gift]

Agreed. The "FAQ" Should just be a single statement that says "If you don't understand how this board operates, wait until you do before you post."

Yeah that's always been the rule, let retards embarrass themselves if they don't know how forums work. Simple

 

[traviesa]

“...don’t realize how lucky they have it.”

 

[DarkSydePundit]

“...don’t realize how lucky they have it.”

Is she projecting? Like she took advantage of everything and everyone?

 

[foodiebloobie]

Didn't she say TLC contacted her before? She could probably get on one of these reality weight loss shows too. She already embarrasses herself on youtube, what's to stop an attention-whore from embarrassing herself on television?

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Didn't she say TLC contacted her before? She could probably get on one of these reality weight loss shows too. She already embarrasses herself on youtube, what's to stop an attention-whore from embarrassing herself on television?

And that was during the Krystle years, when she had far less star quality. But she was a liar back then too. Didn't she say they didn't want her because Krystle's family was too boring or something?

 

[FitBitch]

“...don’t realize how lucky they have it.”

She' a writer you guize, back off.

In all reality if you think a human blob who can't get out of bed is lucky because they get "free surgery" your priorities are fucked.

 

[Bitchinista]

Didn't she say TLC contacted her before? She could probably get on one of these reality weight loss shows too. She already embarrasses herself on youtube, what's to stop an attention-whore from embarrassing herself on television?

From a production standpoint, she'd be an ideal candidate for that show. They can exploit the troubled childhood backstory - foster care, parents in prison, turned to food for comfort - and then segue into her building a following of 60,000 on YouTube. Oh but plot twist, it seems that most of her followers watch her to ridicule her (cut to a clip scrolling through hateful YT comments, cut to a dramatic clip of AL closing her eyes and turning her head away from the camera).

"I really want to show all of the people who doubted me and insulted me that I can do it. That I'm more than this."

I'd watch every second of that episode, tbh. Reality show producers are brutal when it comes to convincing people to agree to saying certain things or filming certain things because all they care about is creating content that shocks the audience.

 

[C3PBRO]

And that was during the Krystle years, when she had far less star quality. But she was a liar back then too. Didn't she say they didn't want her because Krystle's family was too boring or something?

Video below, in case anyone is curious. Interestingly, a lot of the excuses she provides as reasons she would not fit in on the show ("I can shower myself, I have a job") no longer apply.

Spoiler: APPLYING TO BE ON MY 600LB LIFE?!

Watching 600lb Life. Some people on here don't realize how lucky they have it. Free surgery and great doctors to help change their lives but they take advantage of the situation.

Watching Amberlynn Reid. This fatty doesn't realize how lucky she has it. Free advice and followers to cheer her on but she takes advantage of the situation.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

From a production standpoint, she'd be an ideal candidate for that show. They can exploit the troubled childhood backstory - foster care, parents in prison, turned to food for comfort - and then segue into her building a following of 60,000 on YouTube. Oh but plot twist, it seems that most of her followers watch her to ridicule her (cut to a clip scrolling through hateful YT comments, cut to a dramatic clip of AL closing her eyes and turning her head away from the camera).

"I really want to show all of the people who doubted me and insulted me that I can do it. That I'm more than this."

I'd watch every second of that episode, tbh. Reality show producers are brutal when it comes to convincing people to agree to saying certain things or filming certain things because all they care about is creating content that shocks the audience.

Lezbereal tho, they always do a shower/washing scene and Amber would never agree to that.

 

[Long time lurker]

She didn't realize the severity of her situation until she was 503,2 pounds?

Nah, every time she starts a new journey she claims something similar.

You know that the claws are actually part of the cats toe bones right? It's not just nails.

I'm not in favor of declawing. I find it barbaric and selfish. The fact still, sadly, remain that many pet shops will have the procedure done since many ignorant people want a pet that will disrupt the status quo as little as possible.

 

[FitBitch]

Lezbereal tho, they always do a shower/washing scene and Amber would never agree to that.

Could you imagine our dainty princess acting like she's too modest and trying to convince the production crew she can shower just fine even though she can't lift one of her legs over the tub and she wont admit Becky has to give her a weekly bed bath on their naked mattress. The production crew would drop her quick because she'd be impossible to work with.

We'll never get the episode we all long for

 

[sperginity]

Honestly, what makes you think they'll read it anyway? I mean, I'm not against the idea, but I doubt it would make much of a difference.

I didn't think it could hurt, but there's a lot of opposition so never mind. Oh well.

Could you imagine our dainty princess acting like she's too modest and trying to convince the production crew she can shower just fine even though she can't lift one of her legs over the tub and she wont admit Becky has to give her a weekly bed bath on their naked mattress. The production crew would drop her quick because she'd be impossible to work with.

We'll never get the episode we all long for

Word is they pay handsomely for the humiliating showering scenes. Enough to override the majority of participants dignity. I doubt AL would turn it down, when it comes down to it she's absolutely shameless.

 

[JaneThough]

From a production standpoint, she'd be an ideal candidate for that show. They can exploit the troubled childhood backstory - foster care, parents in prison, turned to food for comfort - and then segue into her building a following of 60,000 on YouTube. Oh but plot twist, it seems that most of her followers watch her to ridicule her (cut to a clip scrolling through hateful YT comments, cut to a dramatic clip of AL closing her eyes and turning her head away from the camera).

"I really want to show all of the people who doubted me and insulted me that I can do it. That I'm more than this."

I'd watch every second of that episode, tbh. Reality show producers are brutal when it comes to convincing people to agree to saying certain things or filming certain things because all they care about is creating content that shocks the audience.

She would also be such a difficult patient, because she knows how to lose weight because she lost 89 el bees. I can just see her arguing with Dr Now about why she needs to eat rice with every meal.

 

[Bitchinista]

She would also be such a difficult patient, because she knows how to lose weight because she lost 89 el bees. I can just see her arguing with Dr Now about why she needs to eat rice with every meal.

Totally. She's also in denial that Becky is an enabler, and Dr. Now would have a field day with that, since he always addresses how these people are getting access to so much food. Her scenes arguing with him or talking about him behind his back would be a hate-watch goldmine.

Edit: I wonder how Becky feels when/if she watches the show with Amber and the conversations about enablers come up. Surely Becky must know that she has the power to deny Amber access to her binge food.

 

[Long time lurker]

I wonder how Becky feels when/if she watches the show with Amber and the conversations about enablers come up. Surely Becky must know that she has the power to deny Amber access to her binge food.

I don't think they have conversations like that. I think they both lack the maturity level and brain power to understand what they are watching. That is, assuming Becky is even paying attention (I don't think she is).