Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Fubby]

*Curb your enthusiasm theme*

 

[captainpicardsjockstrap]

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Why doesn’t she just pluck a random number out of thin air like she usually does?

 

[Malibougie]

Wow Amber sees Becky watching Black Panther for the third time in a row and thinks it’s cute. She doesn’t realize that Becky was doing it to keep Amber away for 6 hours because she knows AL hates those types of movies.

Who watches someone watch a movie?

Edit- sorry the “in a row” wasn’t said. But it is a good idea Becky. If you need some space just do a marathon and watch that movie over and over. You’re welcome.

 

[Strong Tomato]

View attachment 457305 Wow Amber sees Becky watching Black Panther for the third time in a row and thinks it’s cute. She doesn’t realize that Becky was doing it to keep Amber away for 6 hours because she knows AL hates those types of movies.

Who watches someone watch a movie?

Amber does because she couldn't be bothered to try and get into some of the things Becky is interested in, or you know just watch it with her because that's what good partners do. She probably sat on twitter and the farms those entire 6 hours, or was coloring, or trying to fucking talk over the movie because it's obvious she has no interest in movies like that. She's just a bitch who gets with people she has absolutely nothing in common with.

 

[Golly]

Is this normal? Her ass.... there is no way she can wash it

And she still needs to go through doors sideways. Meaning this is her smallest angle? How?

 

[NQ 952]

And she still needs to go through doors sideways. Meaning this is her smallest angle? How?

To me it didn't look like she went in at 90 degrees, more like a 45 degree wiggle through the door.

She's going to end up trapped inside that house and force the fags to lose a wall when she finally needs to go to the hospital.

 

[paris hilton]

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this bitch is never losing weight

 

[Hrothgar]

I'm envisioning her on a toilet seat and...it resembles many a scene in my 600lb life. I'm shocked she hasn't broken every toilet seat she's ever used, I was looking up "weight limits for toilet seats", and came across this post on a forum:
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This woman mentions her husband is 400lb or so, and our dear gorl has hit the big 5-0-0!
I wonder if they pick one up at Walmart every other trip? Poor Necks probably has to install them, dainty Hamber most definitely doesn't know how.

I would actually think she's less likely to break them than a merely obese person. She's at least five times as wide as the seat, so a lot of her weight is off into space and being supported by her screaming skeleton.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

Is this normal? Her ass.... there is no way she can wash it

Now I'm not Irish but that really is too much ass

 

[Arrested For YT Crimes]

This has been mentioned before but I am so mad that this bitch would rather (very obviously) hide her dog’s nails for the camera than do anything about them. This is honestly my point of no return for this bitch, this and the snap of Twinkie in the swingset— she’s truly a horrible, horrible person. For all her blubber and her fat lying mouth, she has NO redeeming qualities. She’s nasty all the way through.
She says she loves this animal but won’t do a simple thing to make her life easier. Look at Twinkie— even if she’s scared of the thunder, she does not look comfortable in Amberlynn’s arms. That’s not a normal position for a dog to be in, especially a small one. Who does she think she’s fooling?

Does she get off on abusing her animals? Is she a psychopath and dabbling in animal torture? If she truly is making $10k/mo (she’s not. let’s be serious here), take the dog to the fucking vet. Better yet, her animals should be relocated to houses that will actually take care of them. Why do the other three just let this shit go unchecked?

She can run her life into the ground, I really don’t care and it’s funny to watch, but for god’s sake, don’t take your pets down with you.

 

[Malibougie]

This has been mentioned before but I am so mad that this bitch would rather (very obviously) hide her dog’s nails for the camera than do anything about them. This is honestly my point of no return for this bitch, this and the snap of Twinkie in the swingset— she’s truly a horrible, horrible person. For all her blubber and her fat lying mouth, she has NO redeeming qualities. She’s nasty all the way through.
She says she loves this animal but won’t do a simple thing to make her life easier. Look at Twinkie— even if she’s scared of the thunder, she does not look comfortable in Amberlynn’s arms. That’s not a normal position for a dog to be in, especially a small one. Who does she think she’s fooling?

Does she get off on abusing her animals? Is she a psychopath and dabbling in animal torture? If she truly is making $10k/mo (she’s not. let’s be serious here), take the dog to the fucking vet. Better yet, her animals should be relocated to houses that will actually take care of them. Why do the other three just let this shit go unchecked?

She can run her life into the ground, I really don’t care and it’s funny to watch, but for god’s sake, don’t take your pets down with you.

I imagine someone holding my wrists down like that. That would hurt! She really should be committed. When you purposely hurt animals with no thought by holding them like that or not trimming the nails and feel no guilt, or know that an animal is terrified of riding in cars and you throw them on the car floor there is something MAJORLY wrong with you.

Edit- for auto correct

 

[Long time lurker]

She probably just shits on the floor near the litter box and blames it on the cats.

When I first saw the photo I wondered how many times she misses the toilet when she tries to use it.

IIRC, Ricky once said that the house they rent was previously occupied by the landlord's mother, and they said there are no bathtubs. It's possible that the house was retrofitted to accommodate someone who has trouble moving.

or trying to fucking talk over the movie

Might explain why Becky watched it three times.

Is she a psychopath and dabbling in animal torture?

No, she's just the worst kind of ignorant person - one who refuses to learn.

Why do the other three just let this shit go unchecked?

Ignorance. Although it seems to me that Becky is trying to mitigate the emotional abuse Amber does to Twinkie.

It might be a very sticky situation, though. Amber hates being told what to do, and as we see every day, will go out of her way to do the opposite of what was suggested out of spite. She's also (at least) verbally abusive.
They could be biting their tongue out of fear of Amber's reaction, or even worse, out of fear Amber will become even more abusive towards Twinkie.

 

[Sparkletor]

Amber grew up in an abusive and neglectful household. This is why she sees nothing wrong with being abusive and neglectful. This does not make it right or give her a free pass to continue to act this way year after year. It's her choice to continue this behaviour and not break the cycle. It's easier to blame her upbringing for her actions than to say I'm going to act better than how I was treated.

 

[Henessey]

Does she get off on abusing her animals? Is she a psychopath and dabbling in animal torture?

She truly is from the lineage of the densest in the human evolution. Why cover Twinkie's paws? Does she think we all use her as background noise? Like you said, Twinkie is always scared of one thing or another in her videos.

 

[497]

This has been mentioned before but I am so mad that this bitch would rather (very obviously) hide her dog’s nails for the camera than do anything about them. This is honestly my point of no return for this bitch, this and the snap of Twinkie in the swingset— she’s truly a horrible, horrible person. For all her blubber and her fat lying mouth, she has NO redeeming qualities. She’s nasty all the way through.
She says she loves this animal but won’t do a simple thing to make her life easier. Look at Twinkie— even if she’s scared of the thunder, she does not look comfortable in Amberlynn’s arms. That’s not a normal position for a dog to be in, especially a small one. Who does she think she’s fooling?

Does she get off on abusing her animals? Is she a psychopath and dabbling in animal torture? If she truly is making $10k/mo (she’s not. let’s be serious here), take the dog to the fucking vet. Better yet, her animals should be relocated to houses that will actually take care of them. Why do the other three just let this shit go unchecked?

She can run her life into the ground, I really don’t care and it’s funny to watch, but for god’s sake, don’t take your pets down with you.

I wonder if one of the fags were low key playing the zelda music in the background.... because Twinkie needs a hero to save her from the evil pig binge monster.

 

[FitBitch]

This has been mentioned before but I am so mad that this bitch would rather (very obviously) hide her dog’s nails for the camera than do anything about them. This is honestly my point of no return for this bitch, this and the snap of Twinkie in the swingset— she’s truly a horrible, horrible person. For all her blubber and her fat lying mouth, she has NO redeeming qualities. She’s nasty all the way through.
She says she loves this animal but won’t do a simple thing to make her life easier. Look at Twinkie— even if she’s scared of the thunder, she does not look comfortable in Amberlynn’s arms. That’s not a normal position for a dog to be in, especially a small one. Who does she think she’s fooling?

Does she get off on abusing her animals? Is she a psychopath and dabbling in animal torture? If she truly is making $10k/mo (she’s not. let’s be serious here), take the dog to the fucking vet. Better yet, her animals should be relocated to houses that will actually take care of them. Why do the other three just let this shit go unchecked?

She can run her life into the ground, I really don’t care and it’s funny to watch, but for god’s sake, don’t take your pets down with you.

Every time one of poor Twinkie's paws flopped out of Amber's hands she quickly tucked it back up like, golr we can all see what you're doing dumb bitch take care of your pets. If she goes back and watches that video she really needs to pay attention to poor Twinkie's face. That dog is expressing anxiety and discomfort so loud and this ham beast clutching her poor, aching paws is not helping her get relief from her anxiety over the storm.

 

[DongMiguel]

I am curious about her weight loss before her YT days. She talks a lot about it but doesn't go into great detail about how she lost it and how long she kept it off. I'm assuming she didn't keep it off for all that long since she was gaining rapidly by the time she rolled out her first video. But it's amazing how much she's transformed from those photos posted a couple pages back into what she is now. I mean, even when you watch My 600 Pound Life, it rarely seems the transformation from really obese to land whale is as fast as what we've seen from AL.

My mind just has a difficult time grasping how someone could let themselves go in such a short amount of time. I know, she was really fat before, and even after the weight loss, she was still really fat, but she's in an entirely different realm of fat now. America is a fat country but it's not AL fat. Statistically, there are only 400,000 Americans, of which are mostly men, who weigh 400+ pounds. That's like .12% of the country. 99.88% of America is thinner than Amberlynn. That's fucking insane! That number is even more crazy when you just factor in women (since most Americans over 400 lbs are men). Imagine knowing that you're statistically one of the fattest people in a nation of 326 million people?

Holy fuck.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

I am curious about her weight loss before her YT days. She talks a lot about it but doesn't go into great detail about how she lost it and how long she kept it off. I'm assuming she didn't keep it off for all that long since she was gaining rapidly by the time she rolled out her first video. But it's amazing how much she's transformed from those photos posted a couple pages back into what she is now. I mean, even when you watch My 600 Pound Life, it rarely seems the transformation from really obese to land whale is as fast as what we've seen from AL.

She lost weight because her girlfriend at the time's mother kept her in check, and cooked her healthy, appropriately-portioned meals.

 

[paris hilton]

I am curious about her weight loss before her YT days. She talks a lot about it but doesn't go into great detail about how she lost it and how long she kept it off. I'm assuming she didn't keep it off for all that long since she was gaining rapidly by the time she rolled out her first video. But it's amazing how much she's transformed from those photos posted a couple pages back into what she is now. I mean, even when you watch My 600 Pound Life, it rarely seems the transformation from really obese to land whale is as fast as what we've seen from AL.

she actually talks about her 89 lbs here and what happened to it

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Bragging about her balanced meal, but she's leaving a few things out.

Sure that would have been a balanced meal, but she's not showing all of it. Off to the sides are a large basket of fried pickles, a chili bowl, and two rolls AND BUTTER are missing from the breadbasket, which I highly doubt the boys or Becky ate.