Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[another day another binge]

I don’t know if you guys are as into Eric’s vlogs - but Ricky cuts their dogs nails. There’s a vlog where Ricky goes “omg they grow so fast I just cut them the other night” - how come amberlynn doesn’t just get Ricky to cut her dogs nails too? I mean, what does it take - like 5 mins?

I think Amberlynn knows about it but she won't ask Ricky to do this because 1. she is the fur mama and she knows best for her fur baaahhbies 2. Ricky doesn't like her and she knows it 3. she never asks, she subtly suggest (subtle as a truck in the nightlife) like about going out to eat or go to walmart to buy some shit ("If we were in Walmart, like soon, would you show me where can I get this??" in some vlog with Rafe). she would feel less if she would ask, gorl does not practise asking. I think she's waiting for Ricky asking her, lmao

 

[Captain Ahab]

it's so sad seeing how small her face looks there even though she was still fat... but compared to the size she is now should be a wake-up call.

She was also much more active back then. Now she can barely walk. That’s why I’m almost certain she’ll keep gaining weight. Looking back at how quickly she gained a ton of weight, she’ll probably balloon to 700-800 lbs within the next 10 years. The bulk of it will come after she becomes bedridden, which is unavoidable. Just how long can a human body support 400 lbs of excess weight? Deadlifting 400 lbs for reps is a solid workout for a fit person. Imagine living with that on your body 24/7. Fuck me, I’d probably off myself.

 

[MUHFUCKINUHHHHH]

I will take my late and autistic ratings, but can someone link the pages/screenshots where Dana was bad mouthing AL in those hate groups or whatever

 

[Malibougie]

She was also much more active back then. Now she can barely walk. That’s why I’m almost certain she’ll keep gaining weight. Looking back at how quickly she gained a ton of weight, she’ll probably balloon to 700-800 lbs within the next 10 years. The bulk of it will come after she becomes bedridden, which is unavoidable. Just how long can a human body support 400 lbs of excess weight? Deadlifting 400 lbs for reps is a solid workout for a fit person. Imagine living with that on your body 24/7. Fuck me, I’d probably off myself.

The question of how long a person can survive supporting 400lbs of excess weight got me googling. I couldn’t find an exact equation for figuring this out, but I did find a handful of interesting facts. One was that from one site’s life expectancy for where she is at today is 54. She is mid life guise.

Mostly I found articles on how long a human can live off of fat stores. When AL says she is “starving”-

Fun Fact: In 1965, a severely obese man starved himself and survived off his body fat for 1 year and 17 days. He was continually monitored by University of Dundee medical staff in Scotland who only fed him yeast, multi-vitamins and occasionally potassium for his heart. They kept their eye on his condition and took routine blood tests. After all was said and done, he had dropped from 456 pounds to 180 pounds. He was weighed again 5 years later and had only put on 15 pounds.

So starving? That is not a bad thing in her case.

The last interesting thing I read was an article about what it is like to be 400 lbs. he said that the thing that got in his way was arrogance. The moment he thought he was better or knew more than food he knew that he would gain all of his weight back. He had to change his thinking, not just go on diet.

He was over 400 lbs and could not wipe himself. Like AL, he said he never used a public restroom unless it was an emergency. I have a feeling that AL hasn’t been able to properly wipe for some time. He talks about sex and showering too. Here is a link for anyone interested.https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/5945006

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

I find it bizarre that TotalBiscuit is dead but Amberlynn is still alive. Her whole body is an abnormal cancerous growth at this point, growing out of control like the end of Akira

 

[Guest69]

The question of how long a person can survive supporting 400lbs of excess weight got me googling. I couldn’t find an exact equation for figuring this out, but I did find a handful of interesting facts. One was that from one site’s life expectancy for where she is at today is 54. She is mid life guise.

Mostly I found articles on how long a human can live off of fat stores. When AL says she is “starving”-

Fun Fact: In 1965, a severely obese man starved himself and survived off his body fat for 1 year and 17 days. He was continually monitored by University of Dundee medical staff in Scotland who only fed him yeast, multi-vitamins and occasionally potassium for his heart. They kept their eye on his condition and took routine blood tests. After all was said and done, he had dropped from 456 pounds to 180 pounds. He was weighed again 5 years later and had only put on 15 pounds.

So starving? That is not a bad thing in her case.

The last interesting thing I read was an article about what it is like to be 400 lbs. he said that the thing that got in his way was arrogance. The moment he thought he was better or knew more than food he knew that he would gain all of his weight back. He had to change his thinking, not just go on diet.

He was over 400 lbs and could not wipe himself. Like AL, he said he never used a public restroom unless it was an emergency. I have a feeling that AL hasn’t been able to properly wipe for some time. He talks about sex and showering too. Here is a link for anyone interested.https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/5945006

But muh starvation mode

 

[Faggot Gift]

I find it bizarre that TotalBiscuit is dead but Amberlynn is still alive. Her whole body is an abnormal cancerous growth at this point, growing out of control like the end of Akira

His mission is done but hers is just beginning, The Lolcow That Will Devour the World

 

[FitBitch]

His mission is done but hers is just beginning, The Lolcow That Will Devour the World

She can't waddle fast enough to devour the world before her death clock strikes 0. She's doomed to die as she lived, a failure.

 

[Guest69]

Wonder if there is gonna be a Roadhouse buffet in her honor on her funeral.

 

[Ayem]

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Oh my fucking GOD, that poor dog. I don't even know what to say.
Those nails are in far worse condition than I thought, she must be in such discomfort.
Truly am hopeful the fat, neglectful piece of shit just drops dead ASAP so that poor dog has a chance at a decent life.

Good Lord. I'm baffled every time I see this damn dog. She truly is a terribly selfish peice of trash. She can go out and spend all this money on food and useless garbage but can't pay to Twinkie to the vet to simply get her nails trimmed?

If you take in an animal, you damn well better be taking proper care of thing. God she is such a terrible person. Literally no redeeming qualities.

 

[FitBitch]

Wonder if there is gonna be a Roadhouse buffet in her honor on her funeral.

You could seat all the attendees around her coffin like a giant ass banquet table.... all one of them.

 

[Malibougie]

Wonder if there is gonna be a Roadhouse buffet in her honor on her funeral.

They will probably go to the Chinese buffet

 

[EH 110]

Good Lord. I'm baffled every time I see this damn dog. She truly is a terribly selfish peice of trash. She can go out and spend all this money on food and useless garbage but can't pay to Twinkie to the vet to simply get her nails trimmed?

If you take in an animal, you damn well better be taking proper care of thing. God she is such a terrible person. Literally no redeeming qualities.

Apparently, they had an apointment, but canceled it because Becky's sister needed them. That's a load of crap. They can walk in to a place like PetSmart and get Twinky's nails cut. No appointment is needed for a service like that. Something I don't understand is when the appointment was canceled, why wasn't another one made?

 

[FitBitch]

Twinkie is in PAIN and this animal wont take any of her pets to the vet to solve their problems. I don't care if she takes care of herself but a chihuahua can't make it's own appointments.

 

[NemmaSis]

Just found this gem from a Krystle era video. She was proud of herself for applying for food stamps. A comment called her out for taking money from taxpayers. Amber says she’d be glad to help others once she pays taxes.
A year later, she posts this to her tumblr.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Just found this gem from a Krystle era video. She was proud of herself for applying for food stamps. A comment called her out for taking money from taxpayers. Amber says she’d be glad to help others once she pays taxes.
A year later, she posts this to her tumblr.
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Wow, she has previously only owned up to taking food stamps during the Kasey era, that is some amazing evuhdense! Well done!

Which video is that?

 

[Faggot Gift]

She's a worse person than anyone from It's Always Sunny, she sucks people into her maelstrom and makes their lives worse by association just like they do but none of them mistreat dogs like she does, Dennis kicks them but he doesn't buy them and let their fucking nails dig into their skin because he's too lazy to take them to the vet, plus he as an actual job.

 

[NemmaSis]

This video.

 

[FitBitch]

Just found this gem from a Krystle era video. She was proud of herself for applying for food stamps. A comment called her out for taking money from taxpayers. Amber says she’d be glad to help others once she pays taxes.
A year later, she posts this to her tumblr.
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That tumblr post is so irritating! How does she expect she got foodstamps? When she was on medicaid who did she think was paying for her ER visits? That shit's not free just because you don't pay for it, Amber. Ignorant ham beast.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

When I worked at a vet clinic, we clipped nails for free. You didn't need an appointment, you just literally swung by and a tech snipped them in the lobby and asked if you needed any flea meds while you were there. Amber can't even be assed to do that much for something she claims to love. She's pathetic.