Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Change the word "both" to "bolth" and you got yourself a ~fire~ Amber meme.

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I'm not seeing any hamberlamps icons on her social...
Some kind of mistake or did she just need a quick revive from diabetic shock and it's over now?
 
Are we really surprised she doesn't have a skin care routine? I mean come on, she doesn't shower for days and possibly weeks at a time. Theres no fucking way she washes her face or uses anything to take care of it. Falling asleep and then waking up with old make up feels fucking disgusting, dont know how she does it tbh.
 
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Azshara said:
Are we really surprised she doesn't have a skin care routine? I mean come on, she doesn't shower for days and possibly weeks at a time. Theres no fucking way she washes her face or uses anything to take care of it. Falling asleep and then waking up with old make up feels fucking disgusting, dont know how she does it tbh.
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It's not how ya do it. You just become so lazy, it just happens continuously, to the point you no longer even care.
Least that's my best guess.
 
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that household is so uncomfortable and awkward, all they do is shade each other. all of them. i know friends/couples joke around but seriously lol it’s just weird and unnatural like none of them vibe well. amber always puts becky on the spot (wether she just woke up, her stomach is showing, or just getting a really unflattering shot of her double chin up close) so that people will drag her in the comments/here. it’s so easy to see through especially the way she’ll gladly show every unflattering angle of becky yet as soon as the camera’s out of her control and on her, she tenses up and whines “ugh what are you doing???” beck’s trying to give big al a taste of her own medicine. they’re all miserable af and just tolerating each other bc they’re too lazy to get out and meet new people lol
 
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traviesa said:
that household is so uncomfortable and awkward, all they do is shade each other. all of them. i know friends/couples joke around but seriously lol it’s just weird and unnatural like none of them vibe well. amber always puts becky on the spot (wether she just woke up, her stomach is showing, or just getting a really unflattering shot of her double chin up close) so that people will drag her in the comments/here. it’s so easy to see through especially the way she’ll gladly show every unflattering angle of becky yet as soon as the camera’s out of her control and on her, she tenses up and whines “ugh what are you doing???” beck’s trying to give big al a taste of her own medicine. they’re all miserable af and just tolerating each other bc they’re too lazy to get out and meet new people lol
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I know, the whole gang’s dynamic is so cringe worthy. It’s obvious that big al and Eric don’t like each other. Even though they play it off like they’re joking the animosity between Amber and Eric+Ricky is so apparent. I think it’s because amber is jealous that necky likes spending time with them more than her
 
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kill me now said:
I know, the whole gang’s dynamic is so cringe worthy. It’s obvious that big al and Eric don’t like each other. Even though they play it off like they’re joking the animosity between Amber and Eric+Ricky is so apparent. I think it’s because amber is jealous that necky likes spending time with them more than her
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Lol because Becky actually has things in common with them. Idk why amber always goes for the nerdy types. She obviously isn't into that kind of stuff and it makes it seem like she really doesn't like the person shes with and shes only w them because they are her care takers
 
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Azshara said:
Lol because Becky actually has things in common with them. Idk why amber always goes for the nerdy types. She obviously isn't into that kind of stuff and it makes it seem like she really doesn't like the person shes with and shes only w them because they are her care takers
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When watching I am always oblivious to her apparently being a lesbian, her relationship with Becky is more like they are awkward, horribly matched school friends and not actually in a realationship. Amber doesnt fit in that house at all, they all hate her and she its awkward when they are all together, especially if Ricky is there, she just wants a caretaker she can abuse and show to her fens.
 
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Fatguypewdiepie said:
How is she behind one week in her videos?all she does is go to Walmart, eat outside and watch movies. No weightloss updates ,no weightloss plans goals or weightloss cooking. No accountability at all . fucking PewDiePie with 63mill subs uploads everyday and is like one day behind at most wtf?
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She's lazy, tends to happen to those over 500lbs.
 
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