Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[DontTellMeHowToPlay]

Oh yeah, I remember that corn maze video:

 

[Xenomorph]

She's so far into her sickness that she can't even keep track of her lying or even cares anymore. She goes from saying just doing dishes causes her extreme pain to saying she stood in the shower (lol) for an hour.
This explains many things, of course first being the obvious of her not showering but we knew this.
Second it shows just how filthy she keeps her living areas due to not cleaning because of the strain spine undergoes from being upright. Becky is also a filthy fucking mess, her room has remained untouched by cleaning since AL moved in, hell she even has to same dresser drawers hanging open and wiped her window with a dirty ass rag.
disgusting.
Thirdly it shows just how little she cares about keeping her stories straight. Not that she was a good liar to begin with; but her fans would believe it in the own naive ways, now AL seems to not even care enough to lah to her fans she just dont give enough of a shit.

Amberlynn cannot be dressing herself. I cannot see her being able to put on her pants or underwear (if she can even find any to fit her at this point), she has to be getting assistance from Becky or spends most of the day without pants on in that filthy bed.
Good God what a mess, the queens are not super cleanly but they sure take better care of the home at large.
I cannot believe they dont smell that stench of that bedroom in passing. It is such a fucking biohazard. Probably stinks like dead skin, ass and dirty vagina, BO, dirty cat litter and wet dog in there.
Just looking at their bed makes me gag, I cant even imagine the last time those bed sheets were cleaned.

 

[angelicbitch]

Speaking of dressing herself...

She really thinks she has any bit of fashion sense. That's funny and sad.

 

[Shut.Up.Carl]

She really thinks she has any bit of fashion sense. That's funny and sad.

It's just been so long since she or Necky could fit into jeans. Goals, gorl.

Do blankets come in denim?

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

She just longs for pant rips that aren't caused by her ginormous blob of what-would-be-a-knee gushing through the fabric.

 

[ricecake]

Bitch, you don't need to be skinny to dress fashionably. You just need to not be the size of two regular fat chicks.

 

[sperginity]

I have to say this....Amber uses this excuse, Chantel uses this excuse, and so does every fat person... the excuse is that food addiction is like alcohol or drugs but harder because you have to eat food. That is a bunch of shit. You don't have to have chocolate bars to survive...you don't have to have orange chicken...you don't have to have 3 plates of rice...eating those things is a choice. Granted it does something to the pleasure centers of your brain but you do not have to have those carby, sugary foods to survive. Food addicts can 'cold turkey' those bad foods but they choose to still eat them. Alcoholics don't give up drinking liquids.

I think what they are saying is that its like if an alcoholic had to have just one beer a day, how much harder that would be than never drinking again. That's a fair point. It doesn't make it impossible or anything, especially when someone as big as amberlynn really could go without food for weeks and be fine with just water.

 

[Jackisnotaname]

You are both right. When Amberlynn says "skinny" she means like 250 pounds .

 

[x666XxDeathLordxX666x]

I don't think anyone in the thread is pro-disordered anything.

When the actual fuck did I state that? I was making a point about how it's the same shit. It's the same fucking path.

Drugs. Food. Lust.

She needs to be humble for once in her fucking life. Quit with the pride. She consistently acts as though she's the authority when it comes to weight loss.

The reason I think she should start exploring her psyche with Special K is 'cause this is it. We're reaching the end of the fucking road.

It won't be long before we see a thread pinned to the main page about how she's dead at age twenty–eight due to heart complications.

She's gonna be stuck in her fucking bed. That's gonna exacerbate every mental struggle she has. People seem to think I'm angry 'cause I cuss. Not the case. I'd much rather see her do a hard reverse and fix her shit. That would be more satisfying.

She's a compulsive liar. Deceptive as fuck. True. Sometimes I do wish she'd croak. The reality is that she's not nearly as bad as most other lolcows, however.

She's not a pedophile. She does no actual harm. The animal abuse accusations are fucking absurd.

She's just a fat fuck with a broken mind. Her content isn't even funny. Each and every vid is so obnoxious that I'd rather read a fucking summary.

 

[Long time lurker]

The reason I think she should start exploring her psyche with Special K

Amber has the mental age of a prepubescent girl, the impulse control of a toddler and the intelligence of a paramecium. Letting her "explore her psyche" with illegal drugs is the most preposterous thing I've read in a long, long time.

It won't be long before we see a thread pinned to the main page about how she's dead at age twenty–eight due to heart complications.

You can't save everybody, especially the ones who don't want to be saved. Amber doesn't want help. If you can't accept this fact, you should ignore this sub-forum before you blow a gasket.

She does no actual harm.

She has and will continue to do so. She accused another person of rape. She manipulate those whom she thinks are weak. She is mentally abusing Becky. She hold Krystle hostage by whatever means (I suspect emotional manipulation). She's trying to do the same to Destiny.

She's just a fat fuck with a broken mind.

And yet, your "solution" is to feed drugs to her...

Lurk moar.

 

[JaneThough]

When the actual fuck did I state that? I was making a point about how it's the same shit. It's the same fucking path.

Drugs. Food. Lust.

She needs to be humble for once in her fucking life. Quit with the pride. She consistently acts as though she's the authority when it comes to weight loss.

The reason I think she should start exploring her psyche with Special K is 'cause this is it. We're reaching the end of the fucking road.

It won't be long before we see a thread pinned to the main page about how she's dead at age twenty–eight due to heart complications.

She's gonna be stuck in her fucking bed. That's gonna exacerbate every mental struggle she has. People seem to think I'm angry 'cause I cuss. Not the case. I'd much rather see her do a hard reverse and fix her shit. That would be more satisfying.

She's a compulsive liar. Deceptive as fuck. True. Sometimes I do wish she'd croak. The reality is that she's not nearly as bad as most other lolcows, however.

She's not a pedophile. She does no actual harm. The animal abuse accusations are fucking absurd.

She's just a fat fuck with a broken mind. Her content isn't even funny. Each and every vid is so obnoxious that I'd rather read a fucking summary.

 

[x666XxDeathLordxX666x]

Not gonna reply directly and manually trim your shit. I'm posting from my phone.

The people you mentioned are adults. They're capable of leaving whenever the fuck they want. Especially Becky.

You're correct about the rape accusation. Luckily she got called the fuck out.

It's hard therapy or hard introspection. Preferably both. That's what it comes down to. She is incapable of losing weight in a traditional manner. We're at the point of no return. It's her negative thought patterns and poor coping skills that inhibit her attempts to regain control.

The reason I mention K is 'cause it can help people like her. That's why it's being researched by legitimate organizations.

She's not as stupid as you claim. She speaks like a dumb redneck. Mispronounces words. Big fucking deal. That's one third of America. Including George Bush and Donald Trump.

She's not even close to having the mind of a toddler. You're acting like she's mentally disabled.

 

[Long time lurker]

They're capable of leaving whenever the fuck they want.

Good for you that you've never had to deal with someone who has narcissist personality disorder. It's not as simple as that.

We're at the point of no return.

We? No, honey. We are only spectators to a train wreck. You're a very bizarre white knight, though.

It's her negative thought patterns and poor coping skills that inhibit her attempts to regain control.

Oh, please... When has Amber ever tried to reign on her lack of control?

The reason I mention K is 'cause it can help people like her.

Can you see you're validating her in her "it's never my fault" shtick? Poor, little, dainty Amber...She can't help herself. I know! Let's give her some magical pill and keep her in a daze until she drops the 300+lb she needs.

She's not even close to having the mind of a toddler.

She squeals like one, points at mundane things like one, throws tantrums like one and generally behaves like one.

You're acting like she's mentally disabled.

Reading comprehension is a thing. A thing your anger is preventing you from having. Being emotionally stunned =/= mentally disabled.

 

[Queen Kimberly]

Not gonna reply directly and manually trim your shit. I'm posting from my phone.

Fuck off with the Reddit spacing and lurk more. And drop the Ket thing, we don’t care that you like to K hole every weekend.

 

[x666XxDeathLordxX666x]

1. Get Null or a moderator to ban me.
2. Hard cope.

Pick one.

I'm not a white knight. I've insulted her numerous times. She's a manipulative cunt.

The reality is that you don't get to her size and continue down the same path without being fucked in the head. She either makes major changes or fucking dies. Buying another journal won't help. Another diet plan is the last thing she needs.

We're discussing her. Her situation. The absolute state of her fucking life.

I have no clue why you think I'm angry.

I'll be the first one laughing when the commercial for her appearance on My 600–lb Life drops. I'd love to see her get bitched the fuck out.

If you want me to cry a river of tears over the length of Twinkie's nails, it's not gonna happen. I'm sorry.

 

[QueenOfModeration]

Calm down lol.

Amber will never try K and you adamantly suggesting so will not persuade her into doing it. Her drug of choice will always be food so instead of reeeee-ing and arguing with the rest of the forum goers, pull up a chair and lurk moar. We are here to discuss the drama that is this cow on the train wreck that will inevitably happen at the end.

tl;dr- she takes no ones advice (not even her own) and arguing with everyone about the use of ketamine will get you no where.

ETA: I can't get over that her dream fashion "if she were skinny" is simple jeans and a shirt combo.

 

[Long time lurker]

I can't take you seriously anymore.

1. Get Null or a moderator to ban me.
2. Hard cope.

Pick one.

Wut? You're the one having a hard time coping. I'm good.

I'm not a white knight. I've insulted her numerous times. She's a manipulative cunt.

So...you're admitting to what I said. Good.

The reality is that you don't get to her size and continue down the same path without being fucked in the head. She either makes major changes or fucking dies. Buying another journal won't help. Another diet plan is the last thing she needs.

We're discussing her. Her situation. The absolute state of her fucking life.

Thanks, Captain Obvious.

I have no clue why you think I'm angry.

You're a lost cause. I'm just engaging because it's been fun so far. But I think you've gotten your 15 minutes already.

I'll be the first one laughing when the commercial for her appearance on My 600–lb Life drops. I'd love to see her get bitched the fuck out.

So, you're backpedaling now? What happened to "we are at the point of no return"?

If you want me to cry a river of tears over the length of Twinkie's nails, it's not gonna happen. I'm sorry.

Again: wut?
Do you honestly think I engaged you because I'm upset about how she treats her pets?

I'm done engaging. You'll just repeat the same things so you can plug the use of K. Lurk more, show your ass, do whatever you want. I don't care.
I thought I could have a decent discussion, but you're paraphrasing me - and contradicting yourself in the process, moving goal posts and bringing in unrelated subjects to keep on being angry on the internet.

Sorry for the double post. I don't think this should be in the same post as the one before this one.

ETA: I can't get over that her dream fashion "if she were skinny" is simple jeans and a shirt combo.

Have you seen her Pinterest board called something like "things I can never wear"? Mind you, the board was created years ago, when she was probably below 400lb.

I think it isn't so much that she thinks jeans and tee is fashionable, and more that she wished she could wear those. IKWIM? Her idea of "fashion" is having a body that won't look like the Michelin man when wearing tight clothes.

 

[Null]

1. Get Null or a moderator to ban me.
2. Hard cope.

Pick one.

Nothing you've ever done or said in your entire life has given you the privilege to shit up the Kiwi Farm's Washington DC. Sentenced to death by pig.

 

[Arrested For YT Crimes]

With a name like xx666xedgelordx666xx, you all shouldn’t give this emo fuck the time of day. did mommy burn your MCR t-shirts?

 

[666EVE666]

Y'all saying she just wants pity with her new struggle series are wrong

ETA her cringey snap story from last Friday