Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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I've seen in a few places people mentioning that AL is going to Texas. She mentioned that she is queuing up videos because she will be away, but has she said she will be in Texas? Could this be what I think it is?

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Texas Roadhouse?
 
Eric's been uploading his Pride videos from this weekend and I'm blown away by the fact neither Eric/Ricky or Big Al go near the actual Pride parade, after bigging it up so fucking much, I suppose in their heads you simply just have to be in the same city as the Pride events??

I lost it when Amber had her camera in Eric and Rickies faces asking “in one word: what do you think of this so far? Do you like it so far? I love it here” and I assumed she was talking about Pride. But turns out she was talking about 5 Below.
 
Eric's been uploading his Pride videos from this weekend and I'm blown away by the fact neither Eric/Ricky or Big Al go near the actual Pride parade, after bigging it up so fucking much, I suppose in their heads you simply just have to be in the same city as the Pride events??

Shopping and eating in the same city as the pride parade is basically the same as being there, right?
 
Eric and Ricky are such quaint little country bumpkins. Imagine revolving your entire trip around doing things normal people do such as shopping at a mall and eating at a Panera? So much for omg pride y'all.
There's an epidemic of youtube personalities that are always so "excited" about things and "can't believe" things (I'm looking at you Amber. They only thing I can't believe about today's video is that you changed your shirt three times in a day.), yet they cannot verbalize why they're excited. Put the camera down, go outside, and have a fucking real life without trying to document every day normal shit as if it's a day at Disney World.
 
And that picture illustrates exactly why AL's claim that she can totally wipe her own ass and take care of her own nether regions is a complete and utter lahhh. Unless she's equipped with Go-Go-Gadget Arms, gorl ain't reaching anything.
She would have to sort of half stand and lean forward, because she couldn't reach underneath herself, but wouldn't that cause her to topple over? Who am I kidding? She probably uses the toilet brush.
 

I still think she either hoists her hamhock up onto a trash can or some other object in the bathroom and wipes that way or she uses a handheld showerhead. If Eric and Ricky happen to have a handheld showerhead in their bathroom, they could be spiteful bitches and install a lock on the bathroom door instead of going to the hassle of buying a new showerhead. Just a suggestion :optimistic:
 
I still think she either hoists her hamhock up onto a trash can or some other object in the bathroom and wipes that way or she uses a handheld showerhead. If Eric and Ricky happen to have a handheld showerhead in their bathroom, they could be spiteful bitches and install a lock on the bathroom door instead of going to the hassle of buying a new showerhead. Just a suggestion :optimistic:

Lezbereal, the only hoisting in our gorl's life will be the one designed to get her out of bed so Nurse Necky can change the cheeto stained sheets.
 
This is a few months :late:, but remember when Cora was claiming how she would never say anything bad about Amber?

We all forgot about the time she commented, salty as fuck. Plus, I'm sure a lot of newcomers haven't seen this. This is around the 400s.
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I love how you used her weight as some sort of time keeping. 300s BC. 400s BC lmao. BC of course stands for Before Cheesecake
 
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