Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[JerkyPirate]

Hey does anyone recall which video it is where big AL proves she can shave her legs?

Eta: I wouldnt put it past AL to have had someone make that "proof"

 

[Queen Kimberly]

The black paint is spooky as hell. I really need to stop assuming that any person on the internet being nice to Amber is one of her sock puppets...

 

[EH 110]

And the times she has told Dusty and Necky in public how they need to lose weight and had the gall to upload those videos.

I don't remember that. wow If Amber ever told me to lose weight, I'd laugh so hard. Amber is carrying 400 extra pounds!

 

[Tiny Clanger]

For those of you asking about the house layout (yes, I know late but it's taken me fucking forever to find it!) it's discussed in detail on pages 10/11 of "Your favourite Amber pics/gifs" with a layout sketch.

She's living in the lean-to. Which is one step up from a garden shed, tho judging by Ricky's mien in the last few snorefests the shed might be a luxury in her near future.

Living in an afterthought porch with a rebound thumb, ten tons of plastic shit and a bloke who loathes her. And Eric, your local spiteful squeaky brillo pad. Goals.

Ps fergots to add quote. @Paging Dr. Now The answer to anything missing - glasses, game pieces, pets, housemates, is always the same. The Folds of Doooooom always take what is theirs....

 

[Paging Dr. Now]

Can this bitch be any more obvious with her fucking socks? Like seriously girl, it’s so transparent. Almost too obvious but I mean, who is going to make fake twitter accounts to defend Amberlynn other than Amberlynn herself...
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All her socks seem to be lesbian too.

 

[Mitch Conner]

Another sock?

Edit. Sorry the pictures are so big.

 

[Donovan the Man]

You know how on Livejournal when people attract a lot of heat they make salty edits in their post about being supported in their PMs? Some people never grow up from that.

 

[Whatthefuck]

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I have a conspiracy theory. Just hear me out. After watching Russell Greer for a good long while I notice that he'll go on Fiverr and hire "models" to either pose as celebrities or hot ladies who enjoy his printed screed. What if AL went on there and hired someone to "prove" it wasn't her? It rarely costs more than a few dollars. The only thing is that she'd have to have a credit/debit card...but, she could use paypal and I'm sure she has that. This is possible :autism:, but what if?

 

[Rusty__Shackleford]

So Amber did a Q&A on Instagram with the new "Ask Me Questions" feature and these are some of my personal favourite answers:

-Amber's dream weight is 199, still obese for a 5'3 woman
-Listing all the people who make her happy, excluding Rickie
-Apparently "Enjoys sex" but how does one have sex at 530 elbees?
-Amber getting defensive over her garbo language skills even though she has no idea where to actually use a comma and abuses a comma splice ( ; ) because she thinks it makes her look well read (hint Beanbag: it doesn't)
-Didn't vote but will still bitch about Trump
-:deviant:
-"I'll just deal with my weight" instead of, you know, losing it
-Supports transgender youth but remember when Kasey tried to tell you that he was trans when you were dating and you flipped out?

 

[Twinkie]

She's honestly so obnoxious. Bitch you are almost 30. Act like it.

Also it's downright sad that 99% of her pictures when she even bothers to take any are just boring shots of the road taken from the passenger seat. That's her life. And no, she's not on an adventure or having a coming-of-age roadtrip or whatever. She's going to wommart. Always wommart

 

[sperginity]

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Does this look like Becky's finger painting or Amber's? Page forensics!


Edit: who was the dumbass that came here and white knighted and was banned? Might be them.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

My first thought was that it was Eric's stomach. He is taking testosterone so maybe it's making him hairy.

 

[Queen Kimberly]

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Another sock?

Edit. Sorry the pictures are so big.

Lol, I actually personally know the “hater” she was talking to and just saw some of the receipts. Not sure if I can post them yet, I’m on mobile and would need to get permission and edit them first. But the girl basically got in an autistic argument with her over fat shaming that girl on Instagram and eventually told her that even if she lost weight, the damage to her organs and bones is already done. And Amberlynn claimed it was “all reversible”. From what I saw Amber was going back and forth and acting smug and saying shit like “I don’t normally reply like this but this is my entertainment for the night!” Then went on twitter in the middle of the night claiming “someone said I don’t have the right kind of bones and organs, people are so dumb!”. I wonder if her reading comprehension is at the same level as her writing.

 

[Long time lurker]

I wonder if her reading comprehension is at the same level as her writing.

It might be even lower.

I thought Amber was mentioning a discussion we've been having here for a long time. Love the "I have the wrong kind of bones and organs".

It's never her fault you guys. Even the haydurz say it's because she was born with the wrong kind of bones and organs.

 

[497]

My first thought was that it was Eric's stomach. He is taking testosterone so maybe it's making him hairy.

ha, me too but I thought it was too skinny to be Eric (but he has lost weight). And it seems like Eric and Amber aren't on good terms sometimes so would he do that for her?

 

[nyankosensei]

So Amber did a Q&A on Instagram with the new "Ask Me Questions" feature and these are some of my personal favourite answers:

-Apparently "Enjoys sex" but how does one have sex at 530 elbees?

for her sex is probably her eating naked in bed while Becky is on the phone right next to her

 

[497]

-Listing all the people who make her happy, excluding Rickie

In that beanbag comment video they all are standing in front of the Chinese Buffet and AL gets Rickie's license plate. He tells her to not put it in the video and Becky tells her to edit it out... AL said it was no big deal and is leaving it in. I think since then Rickie's been mad and had it with her. So disrespectful someone tells her to leave something out and she left it in anyway. Like how she filmed things of Becky's sister and family.

 

[Donovan the Man]

ha, me too but I thought it was too skinny to be Eric (but he has lost weight). And it seems like Eric and Amber aren't on good terms sometimes so would he do that for her?

The person's shirt is pulled up to show that they're not fat, also it does not look like the person lying down is holding the sign to me, and that is clearly a male's torso this is super weird. Who is the camera man? Who would help someone take that picture to prove they aren't some rando fat girl's sock puppet?

 

[Xenomorph]

So Amber did a Q&A on Instagram with the new "Ask Me Questions" feature and these are some of my personal favourite answers:

-Amber's dream weight is 199, still obese for a 5'3 woman
-Listing all the people who make her happy, excluding Rickie
-Apparently "Enjoys sex" but how does one have sex at 530 elbees?
-Amber getting defensive over her garbo language skills even though she has no idea where to actually use a comma and abuses a comma splice ( ; ) because she thinks it makes her look well read (hint Beanbag: it doesn't)
-Didn't vote but will still bitch about Trump
-:deviant:
-"I'll just deal with my weight" instead of, you know, losing it
-Supports transgender youth but remember when Kasey tried to tell you that he was trans when you were dating and you flipped out?
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Confirmed, Ricky and AL hate one another.

Save Ricky from this fresh hell.

 

[Whatthefuck]

In that beanbag comment video they all are standing in front of the Chinese Buffet and AL gets Rickie's license plate. He tells her to not put it in the video and Becky tells her to edit it out... AL said it was no big deal and is leaving it in. I think since then Rickie's been mad and had it with her. So disrespectful someone tells her to leave something out and she left it in anyway. Like how she filmed things of Becky's sister and family.

Such a cunt. That's not a big request, in fact, if he wanted to press it, he could probably take legal action because he explicitly did not give permission for that to be filmed. Eric needs to wake up and quickly. I mean, or maybe he wants Rickie to leave him high and dry. He is the one with the license and job, afterall. Rickie has fucking had it.

ETA: Remember how excited Rickie was about Pride and how enthusiastic he was in anticipation of it and then we see him in the video yesterday just completely turning his back on all of them to take a nap while they're all being loud and obnoxious. I swear, he's fucking had it.