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y’all are as bad as AL with your reading comprehension. calm urselves
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You know why? She thinks because she is a lesbo she can roll her neck, pop her tongue and speak like a sassy fat black woman or a black gay male. This is overtly obvious after she and Krystel broke up. It was horrible when she was with Dusty, she was at her worst then, she sounded like Shanaynay from Martin.I'm not sure what kind of "nigga privileges" you think she's taking (lol?), but considering the places Amber has lived, I'm not sure there were any black guys around to impress.
She simply appropriates fag slang and internet slang, both of which have taken a lot from black culcha
Allergictoscambledeggs I think was her name. Shes a dumbass, because we all know its ayygs.Does this look like Becky's finger painting or Amber's? Page forensics!
Edit: who was the dumbass that came here and white knighted and was banned? Might be them.
As sad as it sounds, it really was like a vacation for her. She gets to eat at Cheesecake Factory multiple times, shop at Target, and waste her money at all of the other stores and restaurants that aren't near where she lives.Can we get back on topic? Wtf is happening rn. Anyways, it's funny how she went on "vacation" which basically meant doing the same exact thing except sleeping on a different bed and acting like she's Trisha Paytas boujiee for doing it.
did the binge monster ate beckys soul?Becky's Fate
Amberylnn woke up on a Monday morning, Twinkie's nails scraping her face.
"Oh mah god! Get off me!" She screeched, grabbing the dog with her lobster claw and throwing it off the waterbed.
The dog whimpered, and she could hear its nails dragging along the floor to the kitchen. Her tired heart fluttered as her mind filled with images of eggs and fully cooked bacon. She waddled her flaps and folds over to the kitchen, the floor creaking under her water weight.
"Ugh! Why is life so hard?" She asked out loud as she squeezed through the doorway.
Becky was sitting by the dining table, immersed in her colouring books.
"Oh hai babe!" Amber called out.
Becky's soulless eyes lifted from the paper, and she gave a nod. Amber shrugged and pulled the fridge door open. Becky was probably being moody, as usual. That morning went as all mornings usually go, and she ate her breakfast with a ferocious glee. It was time to write in her journals, and so she grabbed one from the cupboard of endless supply of journals stored in her garage. Before she could start, however, she heard the floor creaking and the sound of footsteps could be heard. She looked up, feeling a satisfying squealch from the sweat and lard in her neck creases.
"Becky?"
Her girlfriend was standing by the doorway, an expression of defeat plastered onto her face.
"Why are you staring at me like that?" Amber asked.
Becky finally met her eyes, and the words that fell out of her mouth made the skinny legend shudder.
"We need to talk."
"Talk." The word felt like ashes in her mouth. Or like a salad. "About what?"
Becky seemed like a monster truck in the nightlife as she strode forward, her space jam shirt glittering in the lighting. "About...everything."
"I don't understand."
The potato-like woman let out a sigh of frustration. "I can't keep doing this."
"Doing what?" Amber was confused. She'd thought that they'd been doing fine. They'd even gone to Texas Roadhouse the day before!
"I can't keep living with you. We need a break."
It felt as if she was suddenly drowning in a wave of bacon grease, and the binge monster was clawing at her insides. This loss of control was not uncommon, but this time she wasn't sure if she could regain it or not.
She laughed in a shrill tone. "Don't be silly, baby! We'll go to Walmart and I'll buy some colouring books, mmkay?" That always got her to shut up.
"No."
Wait. What?
Amberylnn's neck whipped in shock, the lard jiggling. "Excuse me?"
"You heard me." Becky grinned smugly. "I don't want to go to Walmart because we went there yesterday. And the day before, and the day before. Actually, I'm pretty sure the employees know me by name. It's embarrassing."
"But...you love walmart." Amber muttered, still in shock.
"No. You love walmart. I'm tired of living the same routine everyday and I can't keep doing this." She turned to leave, but Amber rose, her fat wobbling like a beautiful glob of jello.
"What are you going to do? Get a job? Start being a productive member of society? You're pathetic."
Becky stared through her, and a small smile formed on her face. "I'm actually planning to go to college."
Amber couldn't contain her laugh. "Oh my god. That's even more pathetic."
"Whatever." Becky swivelled to leave again, and that's when a thrum of fear began building up in Amber's stomach. Was she actually going to leave her? This was Destiny all over again. She couldn't let this happen.
"Wait." She slapped her hand over Becky's meaty shoulder. "We can go to Texas Roadhouse, it will be alright."
An expression of absolute anger overtook Becky's usual blank canvas, and she tore her hand away. "That's just your problem, Amber. You think you can treat me like a child and that I'll bow down to your every whim. You think every problem can be solved with food, and that's why I don't have a neck anymore."
Amber scoffed. "That's a lah! You didn't have a neck before you met me."
"Stop talking like that! You don't have an accent! You're a liar and you know what? I hated your shitty food, that shit made me throw up for days. Your poems are trash. Bye Felicia." She strode forward, ready to leave the mess that was Amberlynn Reid.
"I can't let that happen." Amber growled from behind her. "You've triggered the binge monster."
Becky stared at her. "Bitch, there's no binge monster. YOU'RE the problem."
A loud deep inhumane screech erupted from the creature's mouth. Becky screamed.
The next day, Amber was happily trotting along with Becky, on their way to Texas Roadhouse for the third time that day.
did the binge monster ate beckys soul?
She gets excited about restaurants and shopping because they're literally the only things she can do while sitting. It's just a bonus she gets to shop at places she doesn't normally get to. Unfortunately for Amber this isn't exciting content for viewers, but she's too stupid to realize that.
or do Eric Rickie and Becky just not give a fuck about her health? They should be saying something to her every day at this point, if they really cared about her.
Becky's Fate
Amberylnn woke up on a Monday morning, Twinkie's nails scraping her face.
"Oh mah god! Get off me!" She screeched, grabbing the dog with her lobster claw and throwing it off the waterbed.
The dog whimpered, and she could hear its nails dragging along the floor to the kitchen. Her tired heart fluttered as her mind filled with images of eggs and fully cooked bacon. She waddled her flaps and folds over to the kitchen, the floor creaking under her water weight.
"Ugh! Why is life so hard?" She asked out loud as she squeezed through the doorway.
Becky was sitting by the dining table, immersed in her colouring books.
"Oh hai babe!" Amber called out.
Becky's soulless eyes lifted from the paper, and she gave a nod. Amber shrugged and pulled the fridge door open. Becky was probably being moody, as usual. That morning went as all mornings usually go, and she ate her breakfast with a ferocious glee. It was time to write in her journals, and so she grabbed one from the cupboard of endless supply of journals stored in her garage. Before she could start, however, she heard the floor creaking and the sound of footsteps could be heard. She looked up, feeling a satisfying squealch from the sweat and lard in her neck creases.
"Becky?"
Her girlfriend was standing by the doorway, an expression of defeat plastered onto her face.
"Why are you staring at me like that?" Amber asked.
Becky finally met her eyes, and the words that fell out of her mouth made the skinny legend shudder.
"We need to talk."
"Talk." The word felt like ashes in her mouth. Or like a salad. "About what?"
Becky seemed like a monster truck in the nightlife as she strode forward, her space jam shirt glittering in the lighting. "About...everything."
"I don't understand."
The potato-like woman let out a sigh of frustration. "I can't keep doing this."
"Doing what?" Amber was confused. She'd thought that they'd been doing fine. They'd even gone to Texas Roadhouse the day before!
"I can't keep living with you. We need a break."
It felt as if she was suddenly drowning in a wave of bacon grease, and the binge monster was clawing at her insides. This loss of control was not uncommon, but this time she wasn't sure if she could regain it or not.
She laughed in a shrill tone. "Don't be silly, baby! We'll go to Walmart and I'll buy some colouring books, mmkay?" That always got her to shut up.
"No."
Wait. What?
Amberylnn's neck whipped in shock, the lard jiggling. "Excuse me?"
"You heard me." Becky grinned smugly. "I don't want to go to Walmart because we went there yesterday. And the day before, and the day before. Actually, I'm pretty sure the employees know me by name. It's embarrassing."
"But...you love walmart." Amber muttered, still in shock.
"No. You love walmart. I'm tired of living the same routine everyday and I can't keep doing this." She turned to leave, but Amber rose, her fat wobbling like a beautiful glob of jello.
"What are you going to do? Get a job? Start being a productive member of society? You're pathetic."
Becky stared through her, and a small smile formed on her face. "I'm actually planning to go to college."
Amber couldn't contain her laugh. "Oh my god. That's even more pathetic."
"Whatever." Becky swivelled to leave again, and that's when a thrum of fear began building up in Amber's stomach. Was she actually going to leave her? This was Destiny all over again. She couldn't let this happen.
"Wait." She slapped her hand over Becky's meaty shoulder. "We can go to Texas Roadhouse, it will be alright."
An expression of absolute anger overtook Becky's usual blank canvas, and she tore her hand away. "That's just your problem, Amber. You think you can treat me like a child and that I'll bow down to your every whim. You think every problem can be solved with food, and that's why I don't have a neck anymore."
Amber scoffed. "That's a lah! You didn't have a neck before you met me."
"Stop talking like that! You don't have an accent! You're a liar and you know what? I hated your shitty food, that shit made me throw up for days. Your poems are trash. Bye Felicia." She strode forward, ready to leave the mess that was Amberlynn Reid.
"I can't let that happen." Amber growled from behind her. "You've triggered the binge monster."
Becky stared at her. "Bitch, there's no binge monster. YOU'RE the problem."
A loud deep inhumane screech erupted from the creature's mouth. Becky screamed.
The next day, Amber was happily trotting along with Becky, on their way to Texas Roadhouse for the third time that day.
Talk." The word felt like ashes in her mouth. Or like a salad.
It's true that Dustin and Becky have both gained a ton of weight since knowing Amber, but I blame them and not Amber. It's all about self-control. Both of them were overweight when they met Amber. They probably would have continued to balloon up anyway, just at a slower pace. If Becky wanted to lose weight, she could eat a small meal at home and then sit and have a drink while Amber stuffs her face in a restaurant. If that makes Amber unhappy, tough shit. After Becky's rant about not wanting to eat dessert alone at The Cheesecake Factory, I guess that wouldn't happen. But she could order off the children's menu, box up half of her meal to take home, or order an appetizer in place of a meal. None of the people associated with Amber practice self-control.
It would be interesting to see what kind of reason that she gave for hating Trump. If I remember correctly, she didnt even vote...soooo....
Edit: it was already said that she didnt vote.:autism::autism::autism: