Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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ON THIS DAY
4 years ago, Amber went to Busch Gardens! Here are some highlights!
- Doesn’t ride rides because she is too fat for a lot of them. At least she’s progressed, now she is too fat for mini putt too!
- “I had a hard debation” about wearing a cardigan to cover her arms bc insecure.
- Wants chicken tenders at Sheetz, but “did the good choice” of a chicken and ranch sandwich on a roll instead. Nice.
- Bitchy as hell to Krystle at 4:00, making her feel stupid for filming something other than her beautiful gorgeous stuneen face.
- Coos over some scraggly ass, obviously depressed animals.
- Amber is wearing sneakers! Tbt to the days her deformed feet could fit into something other than her gross flats.
- “They didn’t know they would be getting wet right here, I’m gonna film cause that is really funny” Films it. The water comes out of the back of the ride so they don’t actually get wet. Is not really funny.
- “I’m legit sweating right now. Sweating. Like, who sweats anymore?” LOL. Amber thinks sweating is sooo 1995.
- After Krystle rides a bunch of roller coasters and “little kid rides”, Amber forces her to go on the only ride she can fit on, a train tour. Krystle yawns. The end.

edit: a word

@Synthwave @Phalanx, @AlabamaWhitman posted it a few pages ago.
 
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Amber mentioned she was considering moving to a larger city in Kentucky. She's 10 elbees away from not fitting in her shower any more, I'm thinking an eventual move is inevitable. Right now she's so motivated to eat she's willing to go through a 45-minute drive for a restaurant. What would it be if they moved to the city and all the restaurants were 10 minutes away? She'd kill herself via orange chicken. There would be no barrier left at all between her and temptation.
 
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