Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[angelicbitch]

I would love to see Amber try to explain how losing 300lbs would magically fix all of the fat that has inevitably built up around her heart, or fix the damage her weight has caused to her knees.
Bitch can't even be bothered to fix her teeth, what makes her think she will ever fix anything at all.

Oh my god, and she said that she "thankfully" has nothing to fix when it comes to her teeth.

 

[Paging Dr. Now]

I would love to see Amber try to explain how losing 300lbs would magically fix all of the fat that has inevitably built up around her heart, or fix the damage her weight has caused to her knees.
Bitch can't even be bothered to fix her teeth, what makes her think she will ever fix anything at all.

Where most people have a canine tooth or eye tooth is that a crowded tooth or is she missing her canine and that is the first molar?

 

[Bookish]

I would love to see Amber try to explain how losing 300lbs would magically fix all of the fat that has inevitably built up around her heart, or fix the damage her weight has caused to her knees.
Bitch can't even be bothered to fix her teeth, what makes her think she will ever fix anything at all.

She said in her IG Q and A, when someone asked, that there's nothing to fix. So, she's content with this and doesn't see a problem.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

Here are some of the bed bug bites I saw on her body. I'm sure she would have more on her back and legs. View attachment 497879 View attachment 497880

I'm sure she'll pass those off as mosquito bites or picking at her skin, but those look like bites. Either way, they won't even be able to tell if they have bed bugs in their home for another month and a half - two months and that's if they're even allergic to them/notice them at all.

Eric and Ricky better save themselves the heartache and go buy mattress and box spring covers now. I'd say they could just obsessively strip down every time they enter their bedroom after sitting on the couch (which is already probably bedbug heaven since Amber likes to drag her blanket back and forth) but it's been a couple of weeks and it's likely too late.

 

[497]

Oh my god, and she said that she "thankfully" has nothing to fix when it comes to her teeth.

I can't believe she really thinks since she had her cavities fixed at 17 she doesn't have to go back to the dentist. it looked like Becky lost a tooth awhile back (maybe she got a bridge to fix it since I haven't noticed it lately). That should tell AL she still needs to go to the dentist.

 

[dead_inside500]

Lol, as if Becky would have the courage to leave this manipulative pig. Amber has successfully trapped Becky in this relationship. Becky most likely feels as if it would be easier to stay with this grotesque bitch than start over with a fresh, clean slate. Typical behavior of someone who finds themselves in an abusive relationship. Yeah, you're 27 Becky - that should mean that you're old enough to identify what an unhealthy relationship is and figure out a way to get out of it. You're not married to this lardass, nor do you have a child with her. You can get back on your feet after you leave her. Quit being an idiot and just leave her already.

 

[Citroen]

I can't believe she really thinks since she had her cavities fixed at 17 she doesn't have to go back to the dentist. it looked like Becky lost a tooth awhile back (maybe she got a bridge to fix it since I haven't noticed it lately). That should tell AL she still needs to go to the dentist.

I wonder if Amber also avoids the dentist because she's afraid of the possibility of being criticized for something banal like drinking soda or not flossing enough, the same way she dodges doctors, therapists and nutritionists like the plague. This gorl is unbelievable.

 

[FupaFiend]

I wonder if Amber also avoids the dentist because she's afraid of the possibility of being criticized for something banal like drinking soda or not flossing enough, the same way she dodges doctors, therapists and nutritionists like the plague. This gorl is unbelievable.

Pretty sure Amber avoids the dentist because she can’t fit in the chair. She outgrew a dentist chair 200 pounds ago.

 

[497]

I wonder if Amber also avoids the dentist because she's afraid of the possibility of being criticized for something banal like drinking soda or not flossing enough, the same way she dodges doctors, therapists and nutritionists like the plague. This gorl is unbelievable.

It should be for those reasons and not being able to fit in the chair but she's said she had her teeth fixed already so she's all good. Like she thinks she had them fixed once and that she is good to go for life. Where did she learn something like that? Maybe she said it to look dumb and cute

 

[Justine]

Dainty

 

[Xenomorph]

Dainty

How many filters did she slam on that pic. roflmao, keep up the delusions, AL.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I'm sure she'll pass those off as mosquito bites or picking at her skin, but those look like bites. Either way, they won't even be able to tell if they have bed bugs in their home for another month and a half - two months and that's if they're even allergic to them/notice them at all.

Eric and Ricky better save themselves the heartache and go buy mattress and box spring covers now. I'd say they could just obsessively strip down every time they enter their bedroom after sitting on the couch (which is already probably bedbug heaven since Amber likes to drag her blanket back and forth) but it's been a couple of weeks and it's likely too late.

Bed Bug Saga at the Gay Care facility is going to be the greatest Amber saga to date.

 

[Queen Kimberly]

 

[f788123]

Why does Amber keep trying to cling on to the one time Shane Dawson said he watches her?

Does she not understand that he used to watch a shit ton of mukbangers and when he tweeted her, it was during the time she was doing them excessively? He likely only watched one or two mukbangs back then, and doesn't even know who tf she is anymore.

It's funny because Shane said one of his podcasts that he loves watching YouTubers with "no views" and comments along the lines of "keep it up " because he loves to hate watch lol - pretty sure that's what he would've been doing with AL

 

[Twinkie]

Bed Bug Saga at the Gay Care facility is going to be the greatest Amber saga to date.

Gay Care Facility, brilliant

Spoiler

those don't look like bedbug bites imo

 

[Strine]

She's ruining all this Torrid merchandise with her dandruff and B.O., to say nothing of the stretched fabric and possible roach eggs that are hiding in her folds. I feel sorry for the next fatty who comes along and innocently buys a garment she tried on.

Oh my God, it's Torrid. I'm not American and legitimately thought she was saying "Target" with extreme white trash/fatso accent.

 

[Worst Case Ontario]

Dainty

In the General Discussion thread there's a picture of her with bumps on her that are assumed to be bedbug bites from the motel. It looks as though the stickers that she added to this snapchat are exactly over both of those bumps and if this pic is from today, it's 2 weeks after the vlog

 

[Teresa77]

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Borks on endlessly about how clothes weren't dirty and who is this* and it absolutely doesn't bother her she barely even notices these types of commentary and haha, she finds it huh-il-uhHAIRYEEus uguize but even tho she doesn't care she was totally wearing clean clothes that day but its not even important and she's absolutely not listening and even if she were she doesn't have to justify but her shirt was ta-HOE-tally fine blah blah blahblahblaaaaargh...

All while wearing a filthy shirt.

Oh, Amby. We're so jelly of your boujie life.

* she was one of your supporters once, although got the usual AL-supporter treatment - AL can't name any supporter, they're just "loads of people in private messages, you can ask Becky" yet knows just who her detractors are.

 

[Sanchez]

How can she seriously say that you need to be positive and supportive while in the same breath say Pam looks 70 and talk about spending "the last ten years of her life" better (ironic, really)? What an absolute cunt.