Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[literally low-key]

Did anybody get a chance to watch Amberlards video posted today? It was mainly texts about her diagnosis. I watched it and then went back to read comments but it's gone.

 

[Erins Wifey]

Ok yall... We are back to soups. I can't with this cow.

 

[batshitrat]

I don’t know why anyone bothers giving her advice. I’m just waiting for this train to go off the rails

 

[angelicbitch]

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[666EVE666]

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Either that’s strictly an account for her salary or she hasn’t saved money at all...and this only proves she’s been making bank for the last two months.

Of all the things she could be trying to prove, it’s her fucking unstable income

 

[melissarendato]

Can she even find her vagina? I don't think her t-rex arms are capable of hoisting up that fupa much less finding anything within her folds.

You don't have to be able to reach your vagina to know that your clit is throbbing.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

So she supposedly had $11,421.19 on July 22nd, received a YouTube check for $10,555.19 and her ending balance was $10,555.19 on July 31st/starting balance was the same on August 1st ($10,555.19) and her ending account balance is now $0 as of August 24th.

ETA: Misread the first time. If she really wanted to prove the haydurz wrong, Amber - show us your savings because there's no way in hell you're saving anything if you're bitching about $600 worth of labs or weight loss surgery.

 

[Whatthefuck]

So she supposedly had $11,421.19 on July 22nd, received a YouTube check for $10,555.19 and her ending balance was $10,555.19 on July 31st/starting balance was the same on August 1st ($10,555.19) and her ending account balance is now $0 as of August 24th.

ETA: Misread the first time. If she really wanted to prove the haydurz wrong, Amber - show us your savings because there's no way in hell you're saving anything if you're bitching about $600 worth of labs or weight loss surgery.

I was about to say the same thing. Show us your savings. If you have that much coming in and you're making monthly payments on your loans and whatever medical stuff you have racked up even if you're paying the entire rent and utilities payments, at $10,000 per month your shit should have been long paid off. Not only that, but you should have a nice healthy savings account by this point and I, for one, would like to see how you save. Now, I get it, it's not my business. It's not. However, you saw fit to put this out there to the world so I think it's within bounds to want to see that.

 

[Twinkie]

Why is there a zero balance, though? Am I reading it wrong? Is she taking out all her money and squirrelling it in cash or something? Shouldn't the second one have her balance as over 20K?

Also I guess adsense no longer cares if people say how much they make, used to be you'd get banned for doing that

 

[Hrothgar]

Eh, honestly, she could make $100,000 a month, and it still wouldn't be worth it to live like she does.

 

[ADHD]

There is no amount of money per month to make it worth living a life in which walking 100 steps required a 5 minute rest.

 

[Ellana]

It was a video--which one I can't remember, but I DO remember looking up when BED was added to the DSM and found it was added rather recently, too recent for her to have been diagnosed as a teenager.

So she self-diagnosed with both bipolar and BED before getting evaluated for bolth/either.

:late: But fuck it.

AL was allegedly diagnosed with BED at the age of 16 in 2007
DSM-5, published May 2013 [source], brought BED to an official diagnosis.
DSM-IV only recognized diagnoses of anorexia nervosa, bulimia nervosa, and eating disorder not otherwise specified. Binge eating disorder was in the Appendix B (Criteria Sets and Axes Provided for Further Study).

 

[Turd Blossom]

Combed through some of her older ask.fm posts last night for laughs and came across a few pearls.
This one was from awhile back (maybe Krystle-era?) and it's so amusing how her story has changed as she responds from pure defensiveness.

Back then: It's NOT about fast food guise! I don't even LIKE fast food! How dare you! SOME people are overweight from Taco Bell binges, but not THIS gorl!

Today: It's NOT about the date night MEALS at Cheesecake Factory guise!! My weight issues stem from my late-night Taco Bell binges! Thin people eat orange chicken too, you plebs!

 

[Recent Lurker]

All that money and she still cant lose weight, its pathetic to even gloat about it.

 

[497]

Eh, honestly, she could make $100,000 a month, and it still wouldn't be worth it to live like she does.

definitely one of those double edged sword things. being that fat is making her the money to do nothing all day. literally, do nothing all day and not by choice. just lay in bed. she's not having fun doing it. she can't travel. look how she admits how hard it would be just to get to California for her brother's wedding. She can't find nice pants or dresses- instead she's stuck wearing the same holey pants for years and wearing dresses for shirts.

Just not the life most people would think of living if they didn't have to work and all they had to do was upload a 10 minute video everyday to make over $10,000 a month.

 

[Salade Nicoise]

So wait, cultural dissonance maybe, but is Cheesecake Factory not considered 'fast' food? Or at the very least 'trash' food?

 

[PuckishRogue]

I'm gonna need her to never mention her clit ever again, thanks.

 

[sis no]

She literally showed us one of her binges in one of her vlogs-- but she doesn't binge in "public", of course, no.

 

[Turd Blossom]

Al has been a busy gorl, she's been on ask.fm all day sassing the haydurs.
Here's her response to the scooter situation:

Edit: there was also this fun tidbit:

 

[ricecake]

So wait, cultural dissonance maybe, but is Cheesecake Factory not considered 'fast' food? Or at the very least 'trash' food?

It definitely is.

Shockingly unrelated to our gorl, I was thinking about CCF's history today and read this Vice article about how it is shit food:

https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/arti...an-the-oral-history-of-the-cheesecake-factory

I have tried looking at their menu online and it is overwhelming. I just start picturing ALR gorging on orange chicken or black people getting engaged there between the nacho appetizer and bacon pasta or whatever and get depressed.