Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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    Votes: 555 15.7%
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    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,635 74.5%

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Apparently shes still doing weigh ins and her next video will be tomorrow..
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Yall already know that our gorl is in her feelings cause Beckys video got more positivity than any video Amberlynn has ever put out.
Doubt it. It's probably the most revenue she's got from a video in months, and she's mindfucked Becky into thinking she also has a stake in Amber's channel.

I have to say, I knew Becky was dumb, like really dumb, but showing off crayon drawings on camera with unironic pride probably broke every tard-o-meter in Kentucky. They're going to need to be recalibrated to read up to 50 gigabeckys.
 
I know it's preaching to the choir and all but I won't believe a damn thing that comes out of her mouth unless it involves live weight in. Not some shitty sideways cropped out picture of weighing scales
Even then it's a lahh. She tried a live weigh in once and I forget what she tried to say her weight was but Becky pointed the camera down to quickly and it sat comfortably on 529 and started to fluctuate as Becky zoomed in.
Edit: I said 129 because I'm just used to normal sized people. (:_(
 
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Even then it's a lahh. She tried a live weigh in once and I forget what she tried to say her weight was but Becky pointed the camera down to quickly and it sat comfortably on 529 and started to fluctuate as Becky zoomed in.
Edit: I said 129 because I'm just used to normal sized people. (:_(
If she could get away with it she would tell us she ‚only‘ weighs 199.

Top bad she looks like she weighs a quarter ton.

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Amber forgot the punctuation.

Bedbound confirmed.
 
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I don't get the weigh-in hesitation. If AL were honest about her weight and it was higher than she lets on, even more people would flock to her channel for the trainwreck . On the other hand, if it were lower, then she'd face some flack for Munchausens-esque behavior (still giving her trainwreck status publicity), but her fans would be happy for her relative health. Either way, she'd be fostering transparency and she'd start to gain trust back among her viewers. It's win-win.
 
I don't get the weigh-in hesitation. If AL were honest about her weight and it was higher than she lets on, even more people would flock to her channel for the trainwreck . On the other hand, if it were lower, then she'd face some flack for Munchausens-esque behavior (still giving her trainwreck status publicity), but her fans would be happy for her relative health. Either way, she'd be fostering transparency and she'd start to gain trust back among her viewers. It's win-win.
Any viewer who trusts Amber because she posted a fake weigh-in is slower than Becky.
 
Come on now amby.

Is she referring to her school supplies donation? Or that one time she tried to give a gift card to a random lady at the gas station? Or the Christmas gifts she bought Destiny (with the credit card Destiny gave her)???

Amber sure as hell isn't referring to giving us content...
 
Come on now amby.

Like I really want to know what her self-talk (self-delusion) is when she posts shit like this about how she is SO giving and SO generous. I believe she believes this about herself. What is she internally thinking to herself?

OMG I'm so generous. I just sent people school supplies. Well, I mean, I didn't actually send them out yet. But I fully intended to. Just because I didn't film it doesn't mean it didn't happen.

OMG I just gave Becky my last piece of orange chicken and it's like she doesn't even care! Just another example of how generous I am that goes unnoticed.

OMG my fans are so demanding when it comes to videos. I learned how to edit and bought equipment just for them! What more can they want from me? I'm just so giving, ya'll.
 
Is she referring to her school supplies donation? Or that one time she tried to give a gift card to a random lady at the gas station? Or the Christmas gifts she bought Destiny (with the credit card Destiny gave her)???

Amber sure as hell isn't referring to giving us content...

Do you remember which video it was where she tried to give the lady in the gas station a gift card? I was looking for it but couldn't find it. I was thinking it was Vlogmas '16 but no luck...
 
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Ambee just gives and gives but quantity means more than quality to Amber so a gift basket with cheap shit like dollar cigarette lighters is better than one quality zippo lighter with a decal Becky's sister might like. That would appear personal and thoughtful but wouldn't give Big AL the chance to say "I give so much"

Likewise, her content can be over a month behind and we should be grateful she gave us daily videos of her and Becky wallowing in a motel room doing the same thing they did in the last video and not going to pride. But she made us so many videos! She doesn't get why they weren't appreciated.
 
I really hope we will get some good vlogging material from Eric. Would be some comedy gold to see Amber huffing and puffing and trying to lift all those greasy and food covered pillows from her and Becky's love nest with her tiny t-rex arms. I bet Rickie wont let Amber just sit on her ass and let others do the work to get rid of the flea infestation. And most of the junk and hoard in that household is hers anyway.

I know :late: but still.
 
Pointless ramble #3859

A reason why Amber has gained such a small cult following is because we all know someone like her - or the debatably unfortunate souls who are seemingly trapped in her pungent orbit - in our lives. The kind of person we want to shake by the shoulders or throw off a bridge, in some cases. We know the seething frustration of seeing someone complain about their life but who do nothing to change the situation, is a little bitch around other people's happiness, or who is just plainly a narc/emotional sinkhole.

The lack of self-awareness in these individuals makes our blood pressure soar. We could even be one of those people. Nonetheless, Amber is profoundly inept, even past the grasp of many high-functioning autists. Or just fat. Like, "day at the county fair in front of the fried pickle and cheese stand" fat. A strange cult, but amusing all the same.
 
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