Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Whatthefuck]

I really hope we will get some good vlogging material from Eric. Would be some comedy gold to see Amber huffing and puffing and trying to lift all those greasy and food covered pillows from her and Becky's love nest with her tiny t-rex arms. I bet Rickie wont let Amber just sit on her ass and let others do the work to get rid of the flea infestation. And most of the junk and hoard in that household is hers anyway.

I know :late: but still.

You know, they're blaming Twinkie and maybe that's fair because I guarantee that she could have picked them up at Haz Mat Lake. It's insane to me that you would bring an untreated dog out to a lake in the country in the summer in Bumblefuck, KY, but we all know how forward thinking and responsible these folks are. Not you, Rickie, but everyone else in that hovel.

 

[Pieces]

 

[Empress of Lucite]

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She has Tom Cruise teeth.

 

[Soda Sink]

Are you guys forgetting how she attempted to buy Dusty's affection that one Christmas? She absolutely had no ulterior motive and is in fact incredibly generous. The doggy poop bags proved that.

How dare all of you.

 

[Thiccc Weenie]

THROWBACK MOMENT



She also claims to be pro choice, claim she cannot STAND clutter (lmao), tri POP phoebia claims to have left a classroom crying about it, claims she was called the Golden Child growing up, claims every single boy she knew or was friends with she had a crush on.

Like, why bother lying about something like being in the newspaper when the internet exists??

 

[CindyChafe]

Ambee just gives and gives but quantity means more than quality to Amber so a gift basket with cheap shit like dollar cigarette lighters is better than one quality zippo lighter with a decal Becky's sister might like. That would appear personal and thoughtful but wouldn't give Big AL the chance to say "I give so much"

All those Bic lighters just make me suspect Becky's sister smokes crack/meth.

 

[This comment matters]

Wow I finally caught up after reading the entire thread. What can I say I laughed, I cried, it was quite the journey. At times I felt like a maggot on a train, headed to the cheesecake factory. Or maybe a monster truck in the nightlife? Also headed to the cheesecake factory. Maybe bolth. But the best part was you all, because you are the poop bun on top of this fat pile of posts.

 

[CindyChafe]

Also, still waiting on news about the TV show. I really hope it works out because I, we, need those body shots.

This probably has nothing to do with AL, but her super bestie Nickacado Avocado has mentioned he is flying to Los Angeles to film something for Comedy Central "soon". I wonder what sort of train wreck that will be.

 

[NervousSideEye]

This probably has nothing to do with AL, but her super bestie Nickacado Avocado has mentioned he is flying to Los Angeles to film something for Comedy Central "soon". I wonder what sort of train wreck that will be.

I wonder if it's a Tosh.O style redemption. He has enough embarrassing videos out there they can roast him for... I believe Amber's TV casting call was all bullshit. I think she was just trying to show the haters that see, people really do love and are inspired by her!

 

[Tiny Clanger]

I really hope we will get some good vlogging material from Eric. Would be some comedy gold to see Amber huffing and puffing and trying to lift all those greasy and food covered pillows from her and Becky's love nest with her tiny t-rex arms. I bet Rickie wont let Amber just sit on her ass and let others do the work to get rid of the flea infestation. And most of the junk and hoard in that household is hers anyway.

I know :late: but still.

Also late, but what's the story behind the fleas?

Somehow I've absorbed that they were from Twinkie, but how do they know? Unless the other dogs are on prescription (well, Pro-whatever-its-called is prescription here) flea treatments - and they all should be - couldn't it have been any of them? I'm assuming the cats don't go out, but they will for sure have fleas too if they've been brought in.

It's probably all on a vuhloorg from one of these tedious fuckers but please, someone take pity and just tell me. I can't sit through either our gorl (who'll be lying if she even addresses it) or the Muppet Poodle's drivellings. Or was there only a passing comment and lots of aimless flapping about?

Ps. @Sleeble I'm torn on her casting call. Whilst it would be hilarious to see her dainty gorl act on Toddlers & Tiaras, not sure I could take the ensuing leap in her already unbearable gargantuan ego if she were on telly. For Amber, that's peak ambition - she can likely already see herself waddling down red carpets in a designer bedsheet.

 

[AJ 447]

Also late, but what's the story behind the fleas?

Somehow I've absorbed that they were from Twinkie, but how do they know? Unless the other dogs are on prescription (well, Pro-whatever-its-called is prescription here) flea treatments - and they all should be - couldn't it have been any of them? I'm assuming the cats don't go out, but they will for sure have fleas too if they've been brought in.

It's probably all on a vuhloorg from one of these tedious fuckers but please, someone take pity and just tell me. I can't sit through either our gorl (who'll be lying if she even addresses it) or the Muppet Poodle's drivellings. Or was there only a passing comment and lots of aimless flapping about?

The flea news came from Eric, it's been discussed a lot in the Supporting Cast thread.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

@emspex Nuts, I should've thought to look there. Thanks gorl!

@This comment matters You are one of Us now. Mwah-ha-ha-haaaarghhhh coff splutter goddammit. The Evil Laugh always works in films. Grumpf.

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

I wonder if she is gonna donate a bunch of stuff as a way of getting out of cleaning and sorting stuff. As much as I would hate for other people to get infested (can they stick on stuff like books, which can't be washed?) I would love to see a video of Necky driving Hambs and her hoard to the thrift store to drop off her Love Offerings with a waddle that says "Take that hayterz!"

 

[Tiny Clanger]

I think we're being very mean. Our gooorl still loves this immense mountain of cheaply manufactured crap beautifully tailored design classics and they absolutely still fit half of one massive lymphoedema lump her wonderfully.

However, there are some very sad, poor people in the world and Amby doesn't give a shit feels the pain of every one. So with heavy heart, she is donating this 19x t-shirt knowing she is must do the bigger thing and allow an African village to move into it. Especially as it comes with a full yeast starter (I shall take my IC ratings with the appropriate stolidity.)

Tinfoil, but could she even donate her crap if she wanted to? Charity shops here resorted to asking people to not donate certain things - copies of "50 Shades of utter shit Grey" and season specific cheaply made clothes from our Walmart equivalents because they just ended up with reams of identical, badly made items which they couldn't sell because the original source was so cheap.

Poor Amby. Even the charity shop doesn't want your cast-offs.

 

[Long time lurker]

I bet that a lot of the stuff donated to charity stores here goes straight to the dumpster. A lot of Amber's crap would be useful, though. She has piles of clothes she never wore because they're too small for her, and there is a large demand for those at charity shops.
If she has empty notebooks, those could be accepted, but I suspect she writes/glues shit on them as soon as she can so no one else can use them.

I'm sure she has a ton of "jewelry" she never wore, but she takes them out of their packing, so most people would be leery of buying it.

She could donate her bath towels to an animal shelter, but all her bedding (the one set she has + the metric ton of blankets) needs to be burnt.

 

[This comment matters]

If Goodwill or wherever was smart, they would sew every shirt she donated into 10 normal sized ones. Maximum profit!

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

I wonder if she is gonna donate a bunch of stuff as a way of getting out of cleaning and sorting stuff. As much as I would hate for other people to get infested (can they stick on stuff like books, which can't be washed?)

Generally speaking, no. Fleas like to live on a live host that they can feed on whenever they damn well please. Flea larvae, on the other hand, could live in her belongings feeding on her dandruff and other yummy skin cells/whatever horrors her body expels. I think it'd be more of a concern of the thrift store itself having a flea issue than actually transporting fleas home and getting them yourself (which donation sorters would likely see anyway when they open up the trash bags). A bigger concern at a thrift store for a consumer would be, say, scabies or bedbugs - I'm still not ruling out the idea of Amber having bed bugs.

 

[Twinkie]

Thankfully most thrift stores have "hot boxes" that get up to around 200F, which kills most insects in all life stages including bedbug, flea, roach, etc. There are collapsible models available (they pop up like tents made of mylar-like fabric) and basically operate as low heat ovens.

When workers are sorting donations they're supposed to put items in the hot boxes in batches before washing them, and putting em on the sales floor. Bottom line, Amber and Becky's junk is donatable and it would be healthier for them (and their pets) to purge the ridiculous hoard. Both of them have purchased so many fucking clothes they've never worn or have only worn once.

 

[Basketball Jones]

Amber...
>could have donated all those unused notebooks to a school or a teacher
>could sell her jewelry and clothes she can’t fit in/doesn’t wear back at a place like Plato’s Closet, or donated them (useless tidbit: I’ve heard it’s good to cull your clothes ever 6months to a year)
>could have put flea meds on her pets that roam outside
>could know the difference between orange and “mustard yellow”

But doing all that would mean being responsible and taking action and lord knows she’s rather just buy more things to put things in

 

[Guest69]

Generally speaking, no. Fleas like to live on a live host that they can feed on whenever they damn well please. Flea larvae, on the other hand, could live in her belongings feeding on her dandruff and other yummy skin cells/whatever horrors her body expels. I think it'd be more of a concern of the thrift store itself having a flea issue than actually transporting fleas home and getting them yourself (which donation sorters would likely see anyway when they open up the trash bags). A bigger concern at a thrift store for a consumer would be, say, scabies or bedbugs - I'm still not ruling out the idea of Amber having bed bugs.

Except for her head Amber is to fat to be infested with fleas, they cant reach her blood vessels. lol she is cloaked in a protective shield of fat while everybody else is being bitten.