Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[sperginity]

Thankfully most thrift stores have "hot boxes" that get up to around 200F, which kills most insects in all life stages including bedbug, flea, roach, etc. There are collapsible models available (they pop up like tents made of mylar-like fabric) and basically operate as low heat ovens.

When workers are sorting donations they're supposed to put items in the hot boxes in batches before washing them, and putting em on the sales floor. Bottom line, Amber and Becky's junk is donatable and it would be healthier for them (and their pets) to purge the ridiculous hoard. Both of them have purchased so many fucking clothes they've never worn or have only worn once.

Thrift stores don't wash anything in my experience (volunteered at a few). Any clothes unsuitable for sale gets compressed into a cube in a bailer and sold to foreign charities for a penny a pound. Anything soiled just gets thrown out. If fleas count as "soiled" or just "unsaleable" depends on whatever dumbass is sorting clothes, it's the bottom rung of the thrift store to sort clothes.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

Except for her head Amber is to fat to be infested with fleas, they cant reach her blood vessels. lol she is cloaked in a protective shield of fat while everybody else is being bitten.

They're capillary feeders, fat won't save her even in this instance. I'm more inclined to believe the excuse others have mentioned that she'll just claim she doesn't have any/can't feel any bites so it's not her problem.

 

[Twinkie]

Spoiler: perhaps off-topic thrift chat

Thrift stores don't wash anything in my experience (volunteered at a few). Any clothes unsuitable for sale gets compressed into a cube in a bailer and sold to foreign charities for a penny a pound. Anything soiled just gets thrown out. If fleas count as "soiled" or just "unsaleable" depends on whatever dumbass is sorting clothes, it's the bottom rung of the thrift store to sort clothes.

Really? Was this in a small market, like a small town? What kind of place doesn't even wash their shit before putting it out for sale? Where I volunteered they practically had their own laundromat in back.

Anyway, I really am scratching my head at her refusal to donate and cut down her hoard. She wants so badly to be seen as a good person and that'd be a real easy way to go about it. I always thought of Fat AL's spending like her eating--she doesn't care about quality she just wants to be gut-loaded. She just wants to acquire. But it seems she's really attached to all her junk, like a legit hoarder.

Or maybe... we know she is too fat for her clothes but maybe there's some barometer in Amber's mind where she'll keep the clothes until she has waaaaaay outgrown them, at which point she will cease to be attached and will dump a huge pile of crap on Dana again

 

[ihavent_ee_uhn]

 

[Strine]

 

[DarkSydePundit]

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IT’S HAPPENNEEEEEEEEN

 

[Xenomorph]

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It begins.

 

[Orange Banana]

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She dropped something and fell over trying to pick it up. Calling it right now.

 

[Xenomorph]

She dropped something and fell over trying to pick it up. Calling it right now.

She should be terrified at this. One wrong fall is all it takes.

 

[EH 110]

Usually it's elderly people who fall down a lot. And now Big Amber, I see.

 

[kiwi739]

Two weeks ago I tripped and fell so hard that I got such a bad bruise that it’s still a bit there and had a huge skinned knee. I didn’t even think of telling anyone my story until someone asked about it when I was wearing shorts.

How bad does your life have to be that a story about falling over is worthy of an entire story time video?!

But don’t get me wrong I’m dying for the storyline.

 

[Xenomorph]

Two weeks ago I tripped and fell so hard that I got such a bad bruise that it’s still a bit there and had a huge skinned knee. I didn’t even think of telling anyone my story until someone asked about it when I was wearing shorts.

How bad does your life have to be that a story about falling over is worthy of an entire story time video?!

But don’t get me wrong I’m dying for the storyline.

She knows why people watch her now, she knew people would want this juicy bit of info

 

[Dutch Courage]

Falling over at 530 pounds twice is no joke. If she twists an ankle or something, then the Bedbound Saga begins in earnest. This is how they usually begin. The fatty is mobile until an injury lands them in bed for a week or two. While in bed, they gain another 20 pounds, and the weakened ankle just can't hold the weight anymore. Once that happens, you have no choice but diet your way out of bed or become infirm for good.

She was warned literally a million times that this is where she was heading all along, and she treated it all as a joke. Well this is the very last "wake up call" for her; suddenly it isn't so funny anymore.

 

[El_Guapo's Sweater]

Nope, still not a wake-up call for her .. she will spin this story into some cute (did I just use that word??) HUH-lariously dramatic situation and then point out again the hayders have it wrong ... yet again

 

[Sleeble]

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Her smiley seems to indicate that she is upset about this (and you should Amber Lynn, this isn't normal). I think it's fair to say that she knows it's not good that it happens.

But let's wait until she does drop her video and people call her out on it. She'll do a 180 spin and let us know that skinny people fall too.

I really hope this is her wake-up call, but I doubt it, it will only be the next addition to her fat-girl-struggles-louis-theroux-production series.

 

[Dutch Courage]

This raises another potential issue. If Amberlynn is injured or gets injured in the near future from a fall or something, it could really throw a monkey wrench into the household's ability to sustain itself. If she stops uploading videos, there goes the gravy train. Becky got some views as a novelty, but that trick isn't going to work much longer. Amberlynn could do videos from bed, and probably will, but will she produce enough volume to retain the viewership she needs to keep the cheesecakes coming?

If not, then the dynamics will change considerably; Ricky will be working his menial Kentucky job for six (I count Amberlynn as three). Becky will have to tend to Amberlynn's needs, including shit-related ones. This is not only likely to cripple the house financially and gross it out simultaneously, but it will make Amberlynn a net liability.

For her stupid sake, I hope her two falls amounted to nothing, and she's just being dramatic. But if she isn't infirm this time, then there is always next time...

 

[Gracie's Ghost]

Honestly, I suspect this is clickbait. The video, if and when it's posted, will talk about how she 'fell twice', but she's fine now you guise!! It reminds me somewhat of when she joked about her lymphedema getting in the way of the golfing, because of course the mean ol' haydurs are just being ridiculous when they say she's got something wrong with her.

She has no real idea how bad her situation is, and she'll be laughing at people's concern right up until the point she actually can't move.

 

[Xenomorph]

Honestly, I suspect this is clickbait. The video, if and when it's posted, will talk about how she 'fell twice', but she's fine now you guise!! It reminds me somewhat of when she joked about her lymphedema getting in the way of the golfing, because of course the mean ol' haydurs are just being ridiculous when they say she's got something wrong with her.

She has no real idea how bad her situation is, and she'll be laughing at people's concern right up until the point she actually can't move.

Oh yeah it's some bullshit cop out for sure. She's gonna cry and play victim.

 

[C3PBRO]

Honestly, I suspect this is clickbait.

**NOT CLICKBAIT!!!!!!*

In all seriousness this was the most pathetic "fall" and an off-camera tumble storytime will be boring and stupid but I would still watch it over a Necky spergoff about entry level nerd bullshit.

 

[EH 110]

It's all fun and games until she falls hard and becomes 100% bedbound. Then, it's just funny.