Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 555 15.7%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,636 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,540
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From Snapchat.

Because she really needs Reese’s Peanut Butter cups and liquid sugar to feel better. And 2 types of Tylenol. Oh and a journal to write about her falls. Duh. Thanks Becky.

Did Amber eat the other four or five packs of pb cups before taking this? Becky cares so much getting her some binge food.
 
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From Snapchat.

Because she really needs Reese’s Peanut Butter cups and liquid sugar to feel better. And 2 types of Tylenol. Oh and a journal to write about her falls. Duh. Thanks Becky.

Not only that, but Becky is becoming more locked in as Amberlynn's manservant. As I've noted before, the reward for this seems to be more romantic accommodation from Amberlynn. Becky finally gets to feel loved, and Amberlynn gets to eat candy, drink sugar, and take painkillers in bed. And this, ladies and gents, is the Bedbound Saga, now several weeks in. She is not going to get "better" and start dancing Barbie dances again. That orgy of gluttony in that shabby motel when food meant more to her than Pride really did its damage. She is going to deteriorate more rapidly than she has experienced thusfar. Soon Becky will be chained to the bedside with her, except for Reese's runs... I know I am being funny about it, but really this could be the start of something pretty grim.

I doubt those 2 bottles of Tylenol is a smart idea, by the way. How much you want to bet that she injured herself in her fall, maybe twisting an ankle or knee or something, and without consulting a doctor is trying to kill the pain with bottles of Tylenol and Reese's?
 
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From Snapchat.

Because she really needs Reese’s Peanut Butter cups and liquid sugar to feel better. And 2 types of Tylenol. Oh and a journal to write about her falls. Duh. Thanks Becky.
So she’s still in pain from those falls?

What did she fuckin do?!

Trying to do Backflips to prove the Haydurs wrong that she can still do that?
 
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What fall? What did I miss? Can't watch vids due to being too lazy to pedal hard enough to get the resultant power this, so what gives?

Aaand THUD. Clanger just fell off the roof from where she was dangling like a drunken bat to catch the delicate, shy signal. I'm having KF withdrawals.
 
So she’s still in pain from those falls?

What did she fuckin do?!

Trying to do Backflips to prove the Haydurs wrong she can still do that?
She doesn’t need to do much. A normal fall can leave someone unhappy for a bit, possibly in a brace. But imagine that same fall with hundreds of more pounds of force behind it.

That is usually what happens to extremely obese people that become bedbound. They fall, keep the weight off the affected limb as much as they can (which would be the case for someone of average weight), and then after the rest their muscles can no longer support 600 pounds.
 
@Mesh Gear Fox @Not me Thanks guys - can't get signal long enough to do more than quick catch ups.

Nothing for miles but green and sheeps and bloody great big things that go moo (what is this strange beastie?) And a fuck-off great big huge telephone mast, which is obviously as useful as a chocolate teapot. Unintentionally, AL has done the most exciting thing in forever - this may be boonies but we felt the thud - and I'm in the middle ages. Fabulous.

Pliz tie any future updates to a passing pigeon.
 
So it's fair to assume the weigh in has been canceled?
This could safely have been assumed the second she announced it. I don't know why she even bothers to concoct excuses anymore, since at this stage nobody expects her to go through with any kind of diet plan.
It's this, this slow lurching procession to the grave, from now on, unless Thumbslug is forcibly prevented from bringing her süsser tod.
 
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From Snapchat.

Because she really needs Reese’s Peanut Butter cups and liquid sugar to feel better. And 2 types of Tylenol. Oh and a journal to write about her falls. Duh. Thanks Becky.
If I would be Becky I would fucking blow a load in my head I would
  • Steal Ambers means of communication in her sleep
  • Only get her water and vitamins
  • Lock her room lol
  • Let her starve until she is able to stand up again by herself
She’ll be pissed at me (Becky) for letting her starve BUT once she lost over 100 lbs...

...She’ll get those extra asspats and that she did it ‘all by herself’.
 
If I would be Becky I would fucking blow a load in my head I would
  • Steal Ambers means of communication in her sleep
  • Only get her water and vitamins
  • Lock her room lol
  • Let her starve until she is able to stand up again by herself
She’ll be pissed at me (Becky) for letting her starve BUT once she lost over 100 lbs...

...She’ll get those extra asspats and that she did it ‘all by herself’.
If Amber woke up tomorrow weighing 100lbs she would put all the weight back on eventually. She needs to become mentally healthy and mature to lose weight and keep it off (so it's never going to happen).
 
She doesn’t need to do much. A normal fall can leave someone unhappy for a bit, possibly in a brace. But imagine that same fall with hundreds of more pounds of force behind it.

That is usually what happens to extremely obese people that become bedbound. They fall, keep the weight off the affected limb as much as they can (which would be the case for someone of average weight), and then after the rest their muscles can no longer support 600 pounds.
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About 2 years ago AL made a video talking about how she fell in the shower, got stuck, and it took Destiny and a family member 15 minutes of pulling/lifting to get her upright.

She described the incidentas a hug wakebl up call to losebweight.

This was at least 60 pounds ago so I can't imagine what it would tak her to get up from a fall nowadays.
 
If she fell and actually injured herself (especially enough to go to the ER) she would have posted a snap from there to garner as much sympathy as possible. Victimlynn isn't able to hold that kind of thing back, she'd immediately want to exploit the situation. Whatever it is will definitely be the new excuse for why she can't count calories anymore
 
About 2 years ago AL made a video talking about how she fell in the shower, got stuck, and it took Destiny and a family member 15 minutes of pulling/lifting to get her upright.

And if that isn't enough to shame a 20-something into losing weight, nothing will. Can you imagine being so fat, it takes a group effort to get your huge ass up? There's nothing dainty and girly about that, Amber.
 
And if that isn't enough to shame a 20-something into losing weight, nothing will. Can you imagine being so fat, it takes a group effort to get your huge ass up? There's nothing dainty and girly about that, Amber.

Nah, Big Al knows that no one would allow a fairy tale princess to pick herself up after she falls. It's actually extra dainty and girly.
 
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