Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[hambeerlyingnreed]

:autism: alert!

There were some limited edition chicken scented candles. I guess you could cook chicken while burning an orange scented candle at the same time to get an orange chicken effect?

One pound of candle wax equals 30 ounces (source) which will burn for 210 hours (source) or almost 9 days.

Amber weighs 540 pounds (self reported) or 8640 ounces. Assuming she is at 50% BF, that's 4320 ounces. 4320 ounces can make 144 candles.

These orange candles have a 50 hour burn. 4 of them would burn for 200 hours, meaning they weigh about 7.50 ounces each (I'm rounding for simplicity)

At 8.99USD, how much would Ambers body be worth in death? Bonus points if you include sales tax, which is 6% in Kentucky (source)

 

[Twinkie]

Take it to the 'Heavier Than' thread, gorl

 

[Kelly Bundy]

Somewhere in one of these threads is a picture of Becky from high school; some sort of prom-ish picture where she's all gussied up. She's obviously markedly thinner, but it's also painfully clear that her unfortunate neck-chin situation has existed her entire life. Damned if I can find it though.

I'm guessing you mean this?

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

:autism: alert!

There were some limited edition chicken scented candles. I guess you could cook chicken while burning an orange scented candle at the same time to get an orange chicken effect?

One pound of candle wax equals 30 ounces (source) which will burn for 210 hours (source) or almost 9 days.

Amber weighs 540 pounds (self reported) or 8640 ounces. Assuming she is at 50% BF, that's 4320 ounces. 4320 ounces can make 144 candles.

These orange candles have a 50 hour burn. 4 of them would burn for 200 hours, meaning they weigh about 7.50 ounces each (I'm rounding for simplicity)

At 8.99USD, how much would Ambers body be worth in death? Bonus points if you include sales tax, which is 6% in Kentucky (source)

And how many yards of Amber-hyde do you suppose her skin would yield? Zach had mentioned wanting to make a couch out of her skin, though there would be many blemishes in the leather. Rope could be made from her hair as well. Also, now that we know Becky has that rare blood that can be given to anyone, do you suppose she'd be worth a lot the black market?

How many yards would an Amber-hyde yield, if you could bleach out the stains?
How many souls could Becky's Rh blood save, if she was completely drained?
How many homes could Amber's fat light, if she was rendered to wax?
How many necks could be hanged with her hair, and would it be stronger than flax?

How many times will Becky turn her head and pretend that she just doesn't see?
How many years will some people exist, getting everything for free?
How many pets will it take til she knows, that too many kittens have died?

The answer my friends, is floating in the soup...

 

[UW 411]

I'm guessing you mean this?

Becky really looked like a dwarf as a teenager, huh? Still, she looks a lot happier here, a genuine smile and at least made an effort to doll herself up. Her chin is in a pre-evolved form of the bullfrog neck she sports these days.

 

[8008135]

I'm guessing you mean this?

That's the one! Becky actually looks better than I remember.

 

[Twinkie]

If that prom pic isn't being affected by some kind of camera distortion, then holy shit her head is massive. MASSIVE

The more I look at it the harder I laugh. Her head looks bigger than her torso.
It has to be distorted

 

[EH 110]

That picture makes me laugh. Look how big her upper arms are compared to her forearms and tiny hands. LOL

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I'm guessing you mean this?

 

[Make Believe]

anyone watched and remembers life with louie? she looks like the mom in that pic

 

[ADHD]

Some sperging for you all, since our gorl is failing to spill the tea herself.

The left is a screenshot from AL's "497 pounds." video posted on January 2, 2018 - the beginning of her ~weight loss journey~. Check out some of the videos from that time period where she talks about how she's totally serious this time for added entertainment. The right is a screenshot from the most recent video in which she actually made an appearance. Last weight we heard about was in the 530s, so I'd guess she's in the 540s in that video. It's amazing how much bigger she looks in the face/arms alone.

This is a cap from a video posted on April 26 in which she claimed to weigh 495.4 lbs, and at which point her boobs were still relatively small compared to the rest of her body.

>tfw you have to break 500 lbs to get big tits

 

[pickleniggo]

If that prom pic isn't being affected by some kind of camera distortion, then holy shit her head is massive. MASSIVE

The more I look at it the harder I laugh. Her head looks bigger than her torso.
It has to be distorted

I think (and hope) that the snap was taken while someone was holding the picture at an angle. It could account for the teeny tiny baby hands that look like they could both fit in Becky's mouth. The image really does make Becky look like a little person.

 

[89elbees]

gorl

 

[Guest69]

gorl

So she is at least at 550 right now, 50 pounds to go. Hope you didnt bet after 2018

 

[Twinkie]

So she's gained at least 10 pounds since her last weigh-in. (Weigh-ins that she promised to do every week)

How is she going to address this gain? The last time she ducked out like this, she offered no explanation for the gain when she came back, just an IG post of a new "starting weight" and a quote that she'll never give up. That's what triggered the little feud with that girl on IG.

I wonder if she'll change her goal weight on MFP to make it look like she has less to lose. Or maybe she'll make her MFP private. So many questions...

e: Also this makes her smug little *goes to the bank* snap all the more absurd. Yeah you're totally winning, Amber.

 

[89elbees]

My knows no bounds and I bet on next summer. Figured it should take a human a while to gain what was, at the time, 70 elbees - especially considering her TDEE is way higher than a normal person's. My first mistake was trying to apply normal human anything to AL.

EDIT: With the holidays coming up and her activity level taking a huge nose dive (shocking, considering she already did the bare minimum) I'm guessing we'll see 600 in the December/January time frame. Fuck, maybe even that's being optimistic at this point. I don't know anymore. It's almost painful to watch.

 

[JerkyPirate]

lol dumbshit AL tried to fat girl angle an actual picture.

 

[Dutch Courage]

541 eh? She hasn't taken a breather all summer, and now she charges, bedbound, into autumn. That makes 51 pounds since May, 72 pounds since January. She is a lot closer to 600 than her precious 469 that she is so desperate to get back to. Not trying to sound optimistic, but things are gonna get pretty ugly fast at this rate...

 

[89elbees]

Her weight has been no joke for a while now, but it seems like this last 20ish pounds have really been the tipping point for bedbound land. In just the past month or so she's transitioned to using a scooter at Walmart full time, sitting in the back seat (presumably because she can't fit in the front anymore - it was noticeably difficult for Becky to use the gear shift even 50 elbees ago), and openly admitted that walking is difficult and 2000 steps/day is a goal and not a horrifying prospect to her. The cruelest irony of it all is that as she moves less, she's going to start gaining faster - though I think that's already started to happen. It's only getting worse. Things are definitely going to start getting interesting from here on out.

 

[sperginity]

That picture makes me laugh. Look how big her upper arms are compared to her forearms and tiny hands. LOL

I was looking for a seam between her head & shoulders vs the rest of her like they cut up the photo to show her face more clearly, but it's apparently not edited? Those are some weird proportions.

Things are definitely going to start getting interesting from here on out.

she will do her best to make it as boring as possible, however