Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Aldora said:
Does Amber even like food at this point? She hardly seems to chew anything she eats and just seems to vacuum it up.
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Some think that she cooks things so they are mushy because they don’t require much chewing. She probably likes to feel full rather than taste the food.
 
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Re. calories and weight gain - is it all fat? I doubt there's muscle because she's hardly moved recently, but if the lymphedema (or general leg swelling, or whatever she's adamant she doesn't have) is getting any worse, is she also gaining weight because of that? I don't know if that's something that increases in volume over time or caps out once there isn't any more space.

(I wish I hadn't started considering this while eating.)
 
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ThankYaJesusHallelujah said:
from her Insta
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I mean... congrats on posting a funnier before and after than anything I've seen on kiwifarms gorl!
Her legs are fucking DISASTER. Even if she manages to lose the weight (she won't) her legs are always going to look disgusting... like two doner kebabs of loose skin.
Talk about a lose/lose situation.
 
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hambergorlreid said:
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She posted this on Instagram Today.
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Wow. While I have no sympathy left for our gorl, I can't help but feel a mixture of pity and reverence for those poor beleaguered black yoga pants.

In the first pic they were so young and full of life, unaware of what horrors were to come. In the 2nd, they are a mere shadow of what they once were: faded, stretched to their limit, theadbare and even sprouting holes from Amber's reckless struggling to yank them over her massive lumpy thighs.

I know Al is under the impression that her wardrobe magically "grows" with her and she proudly declared that she can wear clothing from 200 elbees ago, but if these pants are forced to grow any larger, I fear they will depart to the big sale rack in the sky.
These valiant stretch pants have earned a cushy retirement. Maybe a nice trip to Bora Bora, or at the very least a year or two in Amber's "tupperware" at the bottom of Big Al's closet (Because she doesn't put her clothes on the floor, you shitlords!).

Didn't she get a nice new pair of size 6 pants from Torrid? I can only assume that since she's yet to try them on for us they haven't "grown" enough for her yet. Pity.
 
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pinkbutterfly said:
Re. calories and weight gain - is it all fat? I doubt there's muscle because she's hardly moved recently, but if the lymphedema (or general leg swelling, or whatever she's adamant she doesn't have) is getting any worse, is she also gaining weight because of that? I don't know if that's something that increases in volume over time or caps out once there isn't any more space.

(I wish I hadn't started considering this while eating.)
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She is holding enormous amounts of water in her legs, well all over, so she's not wrong when she says she has water weight. If it goes untreated, then her legs will puff up, leak fluid, at a high risk of infection, and the worse case the skin will rot.

For others curious about AL's Lymphedema and what it is:
What is Lymphedema?
"Lymphedema swelling that occurs when fluid drained by the lymph vessels does not flow out of the arm, hand, chest and upper back, groin, legs"

What makes Lymphedema worse?
"Sodium Sodium (salt) can worsen lymphedema Refraining from adding salt to food while cooking or at the table. Avoid high-sodium foods like processed foods, deli meats, canned vegetables and soups, condiments, frozen or convenience entrees, savory snacks, certain cheeses, pre-marinated meats and fast food. "

What stage is AL in?
Stage 2:
"Swelling takes on a spongy consistency and “pitting” is less present. Does NOT respond to elevation. Fibrosis, or scar tissue Gradual thickening of the tissues on the limb as it increases in size."
"When lymphedema remains untreated, it will progress. "

source: https://slideplayer.com/slide/3451276/


If AL doesn't get treated, it will look like this [WARNING: GRAPHIC]:
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ADHD said:
She posted this on Twitter
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If this is a real comment, which it very well might be, that person is a ridiculous twunt.

That said, Amber is like an asspat-seeking missile tonight. She posted that comment on Twitter and SC, and also put the idiotic filtered picture of herself on all her social media platforms. On her SC she uploaded 2 different video clips of other YT'ers complaining about bullying and how hard YT is.

That comment she posted appears to be from YT and only had one like, so she had to be diving deep and reading all her comments (which she never does, y'all!). I don't doubt she gets creepy messages occasionally, as all youtubers do, but I doubt she gets them daily because she seems to post them at every opportunity to get those pity-pats.
 
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