Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[666EVE666]

I'm having trouble remembering and I'm too lazy to wade through the multiple pages, but how on Earth did Krystle hook up with Nena? Is the lesbian world really that small?

I remember Amber saying on a live stream that she introduced Nena to Krystle

 

[Dutch Courage]

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Call her bluff, Becky.

Becky has already proposed twice in the last three months, only to be rebuffed.

 

[ADHD]

Becky has already proposed twice in the last three months, only to be rebuffed.

I wonder how Becky would afford an engagement ring worthy of our dainty gorl. She can't possibly expect Amber to fund her own engagement ring, can she?

 

[DarkSydePundit]

I wonder how Becky would afford an engagement ring worthy of our dainty gorl. She can't possibly expect Amber to fund her own engagement ring, can she?

Just give Amber a Cheetos ring and she’ll be happy

 

[Whatthefuck]

I remember Amber saying on a live stream that she introduced Nena to Krystle

If anyone would know, it'd be you. That so weird though. I've just never seen the level of partner swapping as this. It's just bizarre. Maybe that's just how it goes in Lesbian Land. The lesbians I know are so normal that these folks just look like extreme stereotypes.

 

[Twinkie]

If anyone would know, it'd be you. That so weird though. I've just never seen the level of partner swapping as this. It's just bizarre. Maybe that's just how it goes in Lesbian Land. The lesbians I know are so normal that these folks just look like extreme stereotypes.

Something else that happened on YouNow was a user in the chat mentioned that Amberlynn met Becky because Becky was a subscriber who reached out to her. This was one of the times Rafe was on YN with AL and she was reading the chat while fat AL was off in her phone or something. Rafe said 'oh is THAT what she told you?' in a coy manner. Amberlynn then screeched 'that is NOT true!!'

Basically what I'm saying is Amberlynn lies even more on YouNow than she does in her videos, so you should probably take anything she says with a grain of Mrs Dash.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

She could reduce that eye crust if she changed her sheets every week like tells us she does.

what about the more pungent crusts

 

[nostalgiaisadrug]

Amberlynn announced her shitty Instagram giveaway
Link:https://www.instagram.com/p/BsVz_E0gYAT/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=18oocdqd249g0

e:And she’s doing this with Venmo that she was “joking “ about two weeks ago .

 

[eternal dog mongler]

I hope a Romanian wins and AL sends him a $100 Cheesecake Factory gift card.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

View attachment 632762 Amberlynn announced her shitty Instagram giveaway
Link:https://www.instagram.com/p/BsVz_E0gYAT/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=18oocdqd249g0

e:And she’s doing this with Venmo that she was “joking “ about two weeks ago .

Yes, you have Amber.
Yes... you have.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

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Call her bluff, Becky.

Kentucky is a common law state so if they marry Neckers is entitled to half of everything Amber earns. Oh the irony: will the fabric of the universe unravel if someone uses Amber for personal gain? For the past 28 years only the reverse has ever happened.

 

[CindyChafe]

Just wait Hamber till you get to main line insulin to make it another month and do weekly injections of Trulicity which makes you have diaherra daily, horrid sulphur burps, and vomitting.

Hey, vomiting and diarrhea make the number on the scale go down so maybe she will be motivated to finally treat her diabetes, so she can show us with another sub 10lb weightloss.

 

[ADHD]

Kentucky is a common law state so if they marry Neckers is entitled to half of everything Amber earns. Oh the irony: will the fabric of the universe unravel if someone uses Amber for personal gain? For the past 28 years only the reverse has ever happened.

Are you sure? According to one source, Kentucky only recognizes common law marriages contracted in other states, not within Kentucky itself.

Common law marriage, sometimes called “de facto” marriage, occurs when the parties agree to be married to each other and hold themselves out as husband and wife to the rest of the community without undergoing the formal state-sanctioned marriage proceedings. Kentucky does not recognize common law marriages contracted within Kentucky. Pendleton v. Pendleton, 531 S.W.2d 507, 509-510 (Ky. 1976). Therefore, parties who allegedly entered into a common law marriage in Kentucky may not use Kentucky courts to formally adjudicate their divorce or related issues.

Kentucky does however recognize a common law marriage valid in the state in which it was contracted. Glidewell v. Glidewell, 790 S.W.2d 925 (Ky. Ct. App. 1990). To prove a valid common law marriage entered into in another state, the parties must demonstrate that the law of the state in which the marriage was contracted permits common law marriage, and that the requirements of the law have been met in their case.

 

[Twinkie]

I think maybe they meant to say that Kentucky is a community property (aka divorce rape) state?

But it isn't ...

 

[weaselhat]

For anything shocking & puzzling that fatasses do like that, I've discovered that it can often be explained as being "a Southern Staple".
Another example that comes to mind is Whitney Thore's banana & mayo sandwich.



Thank you for this!! I love hearing about funny videos I haven't seen yet.
I must have missed the panic attack over tube turkey video when it first came out, bless u.
The Pride saga also sounds hilarious, but I haven't been able to forum-dive to the right page yet. Maybe today's the day.

Edit about the panic attack video: OH MY GOD GORL I AM ONLY 58 SECONDS INTO THIS VIDEO AND I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY SHIT. "Mental things is scary" - with a 100% serious, sad grimace. Not even a second to pause afterwards and think no wait, that wasn't right.

banana and mayo sandwich. yes. so would a tomato and mayo sandwich be odd outside of the southern US? asking for a friend.

oh and I just realized a few minutes ago why they use dish soap. Because they do not bathe regularly so it takes dawn to take the funk off.

 

[ADHD]

Don't be so hard on yourself, Amber. You could do it if you really put your mind to it.

 

[Barbarella]

banana and mayo sandwich. yes. so would a tomato and mayo sandwich be odd outside of the southern US? asking for a friend.

It’d be fine if it also had bacon and lettuce on it. Otherwise, maybe a bit odd but nowhere near the oddness of banana and mayo.

It just astonishes me that so many of these super morbidly obese people have devoted caretakers. It’s not powerlevelling to say I have people I love in my life too, but I would not wipe the butts of any of them who ate themselves into deathfat status. You have to have paralysis or something not your fault to expect that, and yet there are thousands of these whales across the country who have roped people into being their slaves, including Amber with Becky. It’s remarkable. They should all be cult leaders or something.

 

[497]

Something else that happened on YouNow was a user in the chat mentioned that Amberlynn met Becky because Becky was a subscriber who reached out to her. This was one of the times Rafe was on YN with AL and she was reading the chat while fat AL was off in her phone or something. Rafe said 'oh is THAT what she told you?' in a coy manner. Amberlynn then screeched 'that is NOT true!!'

Basically what I'm saying is Amberlynn lies even more on YouNow than she does in her videos, so you should probably take anything she says with a grain of Mrs Dash.

That's sorta interesting since that's what AL and Becky have always said- Becky reached out to her afraid AL would commit suicide (and $_$). hmmm..how else could they have met? Some Kentucky lesbian tinder app?

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

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Don't be so hard on yourself, Amber. You could do it if you really put your mind to it.

Actually, I think there's a good chance she won't gain "close to" 100 pounds in a year again. Not this year, at any rate.

 

[chicken wings]

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Don't be so hard on yourself, Amber. You could do it if you really put your mind to it.

Her disregarding the doctor's low carb advice and then proceeding to buy freaking RICE in her grocery haul... yeah girl. You do you.