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This is the most manic I've seen her on ask.fm in a looong time, holy fuck
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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DaintyHole
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I'm pretty sure Becky refused to take her anywhere tonight, so she's sitting on ask.fm, lashing out. Also, I refuse to accept that Becky and her have done anything aside from a quick kiss n cuddle. She can't even fully kiss Becky in any videos we've seen.
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This thread should be plagued.
Malibougie
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Burn, torch, kill
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Mount Thrushmore has never had her yeasty cavern explored by the Thumb Slug. It's not physically possible with anything short of a repurposed broom handle.
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Wow she cant even keep that lie straight.
probably late but the fact she doesn't remember that weight loss pool makes me believe even more that she made up the doctor and those "diagnoses".
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I can’t imagine Becky and Al ever being sexual with each other. For one, Haramber doesn’t
Tl;dr they’re both fat sacks of crap and they would not have sex with each other
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GUYS I have something horrifying to show you.
So I'm working on updating the ALR weigh-in graph to include all of her recorded weigh-ins, because I am a turbo autist. I'm dividing them by girlfriend, so I just copy-pasted a duplicate tab in Excel of the 2018 one, & the graph copied over too obviously.
So I go back to her first ever video and log the first weights - 368 in Nov 2013, and she also made reference to weighing 331 a year before.
I look at the graph and I'm like, huh that's weird, no points. But the trendline is still there, and it's maxing out at 560 at the far end of the graph.
That's when it hit me... the x axis was showing 2018 still.
That's right folks - with only TWO data points from over 5 years ago, Excel correctly estimated that by the end of 2018, Amberlynn would be 560 elbees.
And for reference, here is the same 2-point graph, but with the x-axis set from 2011ish to present.
So I'm working on updating the ALR weigh-in graph to include all of her recorded weigh-ins, because I am a turbo autist. I'm dividing them by girlfriend, so I just copy-pasted a duplicate tab in Excel of the 2018 one, & the graph copied over too obviously.
So I go back to her first ever video and log the first weights - 368 in Nov 2013, and she also made reference to weighing 331 a year before.
I look at the graph and I'm like, huh that's weird, no points. But the trendline is still there, and it's maxing out at 560 at the far end of the graph.
That's when it hit me... the x axis was showing 2018 still.
That's right folks - with only TWO data points from over 5 years ago, Excel correctly estimated that by the end of 2018, Amberlynn would be 560 elbees.
And for reference, here is the same 2-point graph, but with the x-axis set from 2011ish to present.
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Say that graph is accurate and she is not well above 580 like I think, when will we see 600? Or asked differently: According to that grah of the weights she admitted to, when will she admit 600?
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If you use just those 2 points still, it predicts 600 in what looks to be January 2020. It's kinda hard to tell because I'm still trying to figure out how to add years to the dates on the x-axis, but each vertical line is a month.
That's the 5-yr long trendline though. Lately she seems to be speeding up her gain, so I predicted using the 2018 graph as well:
This one seems more realistic with a prediction of late June / early July of this year.
If she hits 567 by the end of Jan, she'll be right on track.
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Can’t fucking believe a finger is considered sex.
Under all her rolls I just imagine sweaty must.
Necky, deserves an award, Al really let herself go.
Tfw when your girlfriends are too ugly to fuck.
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Amberlynn has done everything sexual with Becky. Everything. Think about that. Everything. Kissing. Hugging. Leather whips and nipple clamps. Butt stuff. Everything. Razor massages and asphyxiation. Kinky fur suit adult diaper role play. Everything. Double fisting and golden showers. Gang bangs. Feeder camwhore shows. The dogs were involved. Every sexual situation imaginable, Amberlynn and Beck have done together.
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They also probably don't have the energy or sex drive for it as well, a lot of people who discuss their weight gain talk about how little sexual contact they have with their partners either from a lack in confidence, a lack of energy or a bit of both. They both seem content eating copious amounts of food and sitting in the car together.
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I considered this to be a good morning until the image of Necky eating Amber's pussy and fingering her asshole popped into my head. Pass the shotgun, thanks.
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They did go to a sex shop during pride month. I wonder what they got there?
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Donut hole tic tacs
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That’s probably the only hole either of them touched.
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Maybe Becks is into being crushed.