Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Tampon Head]

When is the last time Amberlynn has worn a choker? The end of an era...

Don't worry I'm sure a choker is still somewhere in the crevices of her neck rolls.

 

[Strine]

When is the last time Amberlynn has worn a choker? The end of an era...

Our gorl is a fat 14yo mall goth to the core and would still be wearing them if she could fit into them without them actually doing what their name promises. Maybe she could embroider a hula hoop.

 

[Turd Blossom]

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- "She likes obese"
- "Rickie LIKES being jolted awake in the wee hours by the soothing sounds of me screaming that Becky had better go get me a Reese's Blast RIGHT FUCKING NOW or I'll take back that $1300 phone and never buy you another goddamn graphic tee, you ungrateful bitch!"
- "Of course my roommates like me! They are my very, very, very best friends! (Except for my trans friend, obviously. She's my very, very, very, VERY best friend!)"
- "Ricky likes mowing the lawn and doing yard work!"

Something tells me that Big Al doesn't exactly have her finger on the pulse of what other people might actually like and dislike beyond how it affects herself.

 

[Mr Foster]

- "She likes obese"
- "Rickie LIKES being jolted awake in the wee hours by the soothing sounds of me screaming that Becky had better go get me a Reese's Blast RIGHT FUCKING NOW or I'll take back that $1300 phone and never buy you another goddamn graphic tee, you ungrateful bitch!"
- "Of course my roommates like me! They are my very, very, very best friends! (Except for my trans friend, obviously. She's my very, very, very, VERY best friend!)"
- "Ricky likes mowing the lawn and doing yard work!"

Something tells me that Big Al doesn't exactly have her finger on the pulse of what other people might actually like and dislike beyond how it affects herself.

To be fair, Amber couldn't put her finger on her pulse at all. Because fat.

 

[FitBitch]

"People find discrepencies in the wild tales I spin about my adventures to Dr. Songbird's office so I can't talk about it until I figure out how to lahh and make it make sense. How was I supposed to know poor circulation was more serious than a blood clot? i'm just looking up shit on webMD because I'm just as smart as a doctor."

When is the last time Amberlynn has worn a choker? The end of an era...

Just because you can't see it gently tucked under her neck roll, doesn't mean it isn't there. Have faith my friend.

 

[astratur]

When is the last time Amberlynn has worn a choker? The end of an era...

To be fair, everything AL wears is kind of a choker to her...

 

[QUEEN OF DENIAL]

To be fair, everything AL wears is kind of a choker to her...

I'm just waiting for the day she says Torrid not carrying a "7" or "8" is unfair.

Just a reminder that Amber is purposefully ignoring the ones that question her narrative and point out the inconsistent stories surrounding her visit with the singing Dr., while choosing to answer the "RIDICULOUS" ones about her sex life, vaginas and penises.
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Edit: I was long-winded with fierce tonight y'all and jambled up my words.

What a fucking TERF.

(I'm joking)

 

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Oh ffs Amber.
She declared sometime yesterday that she doesn't avoid questions, just "randomly" scrolls through and selects them, then later she said she skips the repetitive or "rude" ones, now it's
"I'm not ignoring reasonable questions LOL" (I think we can all see the implied laughing/crying emojis).

And now when confronted with a few pointed questions that she doesn't have sassy quips for it's "I don't feel COMFORTABLE talking about that." You feel comfy enough to discuss your clit, but suddenly the health issues that YOU brought up are off-limits?

Interesting how she cried and speculated about her leg pain in multiple videos to garner sympathy and asspats from all her new naive viewers, even using her worries about it as an excuse as to why she needed attention and was so upset and anxious during Becky's birthday week.
She shared that she was TERRIFIED of her diagnosis of sleep apnea, because "people die from that y'all!". She begs for sympathy and attention, but the minute someone points out that her stories aren't adding up, she decides she's done talking about her health.

Oh what a tangled web we weave when we assume our viewers are naive.

Her doctor said she was healthy so there really is nothing else to discuss about her health.

She wouldn't date a male with a vagina... maybe that's why she tried to ruin Kasey. She was mad she turned into a he.

 

[FitBitch]

What a fucking TERF.

This is one of the few things I'll actually defend Amber on. She, like everyone else, is entitled to her attractions. Attacking her on this kind of inane shit only gives her fodder for her victim complex and one more reason to say "Some people will hate me no matter what I do." There's plenty of outrageous things to criticize her about, this isn't one.

 

[WW 521]

but she's such a great writer, you guise

 

[FitBitch]

but she's such a great writer, you guise

I can't wait until she publishes her own book on Amazon. I'd need a bottle of rum to get through it but god damn I'd be the first (only) buyer and give you guys the best audiobook I could muster with my shitty manlady voice. I live for shitty self-published fiction.

 

[ADHD]

Cross posting this into a stickied thread. According to MFP, Amber is now 553lbs.

 

[John McAfee]

Cross posting this into a stickied thread. According to MFP, Amber is now 553lbs.

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That's a gigantic shit.

 

[89elbees]

Honestly, at her size, I can't take anything less than 20 lbs as a serious weight loss. There are so many variables - time of day, clothes, hydration, etc. - at play, even for normal sized people, and I seriously doubt she is keeping them consistent.

 

[ADHD]

Amber is the delusional type of fatty who thinks losing as little as .6lb is a real and true fat loss, but a gain of 5-10lb is just being swollen.

 

[Derpaherp]

 

[JambledUpWords]

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If Becky isn’t fat, then what is fat to Amber? Does she think you have to be her size to be fat? Her perception of fat vs thin is so warped.

 

[ADHD]

If Becky isn’t fat, then what is fat to Amber? Does she think you have to be her size to be fat? Her perception of fat vs thin is so warped.

Fat = bigger than Amber's dainty size, whatever that size currently is.

 

[Malibougie]

https://youtu.be/UkfLNzFA4bc

Random, but interesting. AL’s Queen Trisha Paytas spills the tea on YouTubers who claim to get “tons of requests in email or dm”. Something that AL always claims. Could Trisha be talking about AL? Lol probably not, but it would be halarious!

Trish says you can fact check to see if they are getting as many behind the Serbs messages by checking out their interaction stats. Sorry if I am late to the party on this. I just happened upon it and found it interesting.

Time stamp 3:50

 

[eternal dog mongler]

Becky's not fat, she's just expressing her preferred body identity of a walking human thumb.