Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Strine]

A lady WHAT, tho?????

She's shaped like a lady bug

 

[ihavent_ee_uhn]

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Oh, ok, I see what's going on. Becky is fat, but Amber isn't mean enough not to say that she's fat. Manners, or something.

as if her "momma" ever taught her anything except being a self-destructive obese human food vacuum

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Let us go then, you and I,
Where the scooter's stranded up ahead
Like a deathfat marooned in her bed;
Let us go, through deserted Wommart aisles,
The indignant denials
Of Uber Eats in Prideful cheap hotels
And Mexican restaurants with cheesy smells:
Unread comments echo along your stream
Repetitive as new diet schemes
To lead you to the Instagram poll...
Oh, do not ask, “When's the weigh in?”
Let us go and eat some ornj chikkin

 

[Xenomorph]

A lady WHAT, tho?????

Thumbslug.. she's the first of her kind

 

[Queen Kimberly]

Amber can’t even travel across her living room without getting winded but sure let’s blame Becky.

 

[Xenomorph]

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Amber can’t even travel across her living room without getting winded but sure let’s blame Becky.

Becky doesnt like to do much huh, this is the price of a scapegoat.. hot topic too tight t shirts and snapbacks.

 

[Twinkie]

Twinkie, Twinkie, little star

You're too fat to run away far

Perched on pillow mountain high

Watching Amber rub her stye

Twinkie, Twinkie, little star

Please go for the jugular

 

[Queen Kimberly]

Or that her weight gain is the result of daily walking, so maybe exercise just doesn't have a place in her weightloss journey...

A fun throwback to break up the monotone-y of late:

Spoiler: VintageLynn Bullshit

This gem dates back to the Krystle Era and is worth watching in fool.

Hambert does not disappoint in her arrogance. She's till pretending she's a timid, quirky everygorl, hyperpositive in the face of life's dark circumstance. She's successfully gamed herself into the dependence of a well off family by preying on the affections of their *cognitively differently abled* adult daughter. Her sole interest is obsessing about herself, planning, hauling, and recapping every interaction with food, and documenting her ineffective weightloss journee to a YouTube audience with only a fraction of the haydurs she enjoys today (at times posting three times in a day). She's clearly getting high on her own supply of bullshit. Compared to present day, she was the pitcher of health: maintaining a weight of 350-375, no necrotic laigs or pooled muscles, with the capacity to stand for 15 minutes and walk through a big box store (though she still rode the scooters because she's a lazy POS).

Still certain that her ~89 elbee weightloss~ was a combination of her nutritional and fitness expertise, moderate habits of a dainty queen, and overall character superiority, she comes to the convenient and performatively tragic conclusion that daily walkeen may be causing her to gain weight (one goddamn lb) and it isn't right "FOR ME", even wistfully sighing that she'll miss it so. She admits to overeedeen while she takes us on this wild ride of logical fallacy, but she knows better. She looked it up on Google. She's done her research. Oh the days when she was an expert in bolth nutrition AND exercise sports science.

There is also a telling look into her pathologically codependent tendencies. At the time she had a passive weightloss partner in Krystle where Hammy controlled all food intake and calorie counted for the both of them, making sure they eat the exact same amount (...except her secret overeedeen). Krystle losing more than her on any given weigh in causes visible panic, envy, and an affront to her sense of justice, but it'ssoamazeenshe'ssohappyforherguize.

In a different vid of this era, she uses her extensive exercise sports science knowledge to explain that Krystle lost more weight than her because her heart beats faster, therefore burns more calories. She's done her research. In another vid she has a crisis about wanting to lower Krystle's calories (even though she lost weight at the last weigh in) because they eat the exact same amount, but ALR should be getting more because she's 'birgger' so SHE GETS MORE.

It's a good thing that girl was protected by an ever present family and her firm placement on the spectrum because AL was latched on deep. She thought she found her forever home, ready to leech off them as a perpetual tween, who's only hobbies were obsessing about herself to her outstretched hand, poking and prodding everyone's food, spending their money on junk jewry and phone cases, and fattening up "her" pets.

And remember, if you aren't smiling, smile!!

I can’t believe she is really arguing with someone claiming it’s suspicious that she started gaining weight at the same time she started walking. 4 years ago Amber was just as exceptional as she is now.

 

[Twinkie]

That's such a dumb excuse too, because AL has admitted in videos, numerous times, that she's too fucking FAT to travel. It's one of the main reasons she wants to lose weight, allegedly.

This Askfm nonsenese is just showcasing her knee-jerk instinct to blame others any time she is questioned about anything. It's pathological.

 

[formerfatcow]

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Yeah, she should really be proud of herself for overcoming that critical disadvantage of having someone feed, house, and clothe her like a child until she was well into her twenties -- and then destroying her health and making herself a living joke just to give her channel that final push into being a viable alternative to getting an actual job. Dreams do come true, people. You just have to believe!*

*And be willing to sacrifice your conscience in order to use and abuse everyone unfortunate enough to cross your path.

This is so rich because no one who isn’t 500+lbs gets to 100,000 subscribers with the editing skills and quality of content that Amberlynn has. She takes so much pride in being a “successful YouTuber” but she’s just a modern day freak show.

If any of us, or any one from the Facebook group etc quit our jobs for YouTube and put in the same amount of effort as AL, we’d have no chance at success.

Her dream was to become a YouTuber and all she had to do to achieve it was to eat herself to the brink of immobility and wear it like a badge of honor. Way to go AL, I’m proud of you too.

 

[Xenomorph]

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Yeah, she should really be proud of herself for overcoming that critical disadvantage of having someone feed, house, and clothe her like a child until she was well into her twenties -- and then destroying her health and making herself a living joke just to give her channel that final push into being a viable alternative to getting an actual job. Dreams do come true, people. You just have to believe!*

*And be willing to sacrifice your conscience in order to use and abuse everyone unfortunate enough to cross your path.

She really doesn't get it.

Back in the day she would be loaded into a trailer and carted around the rust belt for two bits a gander at the worlds fattest woman.

Nothing has changed it's just updated for the times. Now, neither she nor her audience need leave their homes to gawk at the freak.

She's a freak-show. She is an oddity, a testament to the human conditions limitations when it comes to killing itself with food.

All she did was continue to fail her own health to get where she is. NOTHING to be proud of and certainly nothing to pat herself on the back for..which she can't even reach.

 

[raritycunt]

What's an MBP?

Spoiler

Don't mind me, just doing all I can to keep the topic off of her imaginary sex life y'all

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And yet in the video "MUKBANG|READING COMMENTS" or whatever she gets a question about Becky gaining weight since she started dating our gorl and she replies with "Becky's ALWAYS been big, so its not my fault!"

This is so rich because no one who isn’t 500+lbs gets to 100,000 subscribers with the editing skills and quality of content that Amberlynn has. She takes so much pride in being a “successful YouTuber” but she’s just a modern day freak show.

If any of us, or any one from the Facebook group etc quit our jobs for YouTube and put in the same amount of effort as AL, we’d have no chance at success.

Her dream was to become a YouTuber and all she had to do to achieve it was to eat herself to the brink of immobility and wear it like a badge of honor. Way to go AL, I’m proud of you too.

She really thinks she's a celebrity on Youtube doesn't she? Dear God.....

 

[Fubby]

I wouldn't be surprised if her whole "Becky isn't fat" schtick comes from her being a Trisha Paytas stan. Trisha had a BPD breakdown over her bf jokingly calling her fat, blew the whole thing out of proportion and made him out to be the devil for daring to imply such a thing, (even though she does it to him all the time). Any normal person would see that it was clearly a problem with Trisha and not her bf but obviously good ol' Amberlynn sides with the abusive hypocrite and interprets the whole experience as "never acknowledge a fat person is fat even when it is reality and continue to live in delusion"

 

[CindyChafe]

Ask.fm has this currency called Flame coins they're starting to give people for asking and answering questions. That's likely why she's been so active lately and answering all the questions she gets no matter how stupid or "offensive" she finds them.

 

[CreedenceLeonoreGielgud]

Ask.fm has this currency called Flame coins they're starting to give people for asking and answering questions. That's likely why she's been so active lately and answering all the questions she gets no matter how stupid or "offensive" she finds them.

Are Flame coins as haute as Hot Cash?

 

[FitBitch]

I bet now that she has 100,000 she'll order herself her silver play button and probably just passingly mention it while rambling in a sit down. One more tacky thing to throw in the horde.

 

[Pargon]

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Yeah, she should really be proud of herself for overcoming that critical disadvantage of having someone feed, house, and clothe her like a child until she was well into her twenties -- and then destroying her health and making herself a living joke just to give her channel that final push into being a viable alternative to getting an actual job. Dreams do come true, people. You just have to believe!*

*And be willing to sacrifice your conscience in order to use and abuse everyone unfortunate enough to cross your path.

No one will ever convince me that they want their entire life turned into a circus sideshow for the entire world.

 

[FitBitch]

Or that her weight gain is the result of daily walking, so maybe exercise just doesn't have a place in her weightloss journey...

A fun throwback to break up the monotone-y of late:

Spoiler: VintageLynn Bullshit

This gem dates back to the Krystle Era and is worth watching in fool.

Hambert does not disappoint in her arrogance. She's till pretending she's a timid, quirky everygorl, hyperpositive in the face of life's dark circumstance. She's successfully gamed herself into the dependence of a well off family by preying on the affections of their *cognitively differently abled* adult daughter. Her sole interest is obsessing about herself, planning, hauling, and recapping every interaction with food, and documenting her ineffective weightloss journee to a YouTube audience with only a fraction of the haydurs she enjoys today (at times posting three times in a day). She's clearly getting high on her own supply of bullshit. Compared to present day, she was the pitcher of health: maintaining a weight of 350-375, no necrotic laigs or pooled muscles, with the capacity to stand for 15 minutes and walk through a big box store (though she still rode the scooters because she's a lazy POS).

Still certain that her ~89 elbee weightloss~ was a combination of her nutritional and fitness expertise, moderate habits of a dainty queen, and overall character superiority, she comes to the convenient and performatively tragic conclusion that daily walkeen may be causing her to gain weight (one goddamn lb) and it isn't right "FOR ME", even wistfully sighing that she'll miss it so. She admits to overeedeen while she takes us on this wild ride of logical fallacy, but she knows better. She looked it up on Google. She's done her research. Oh the days when she was an expert in bolth nutrition AND exercise sports science.

There is also a telling look into her pathologically codependent tendencies. At the time she had a passive weightloss partner in Krystle where Hammy controlled all food intake and calorie counted for the both of them, making sure they eat the exact same amount (...except her secret overeedeen). Krystle losing more than her on any given weigh in causes visible panic, envy, and an affront to her sense of justice, but it'ssoamazeenshe'ssohappyforherguize.

In a different vid of this era, she uses her extensive exercise sports science knowledge to explain that Krystle lost more weight than her because her heart beats faster, therefore burns more calories. She's done her research. In another vid she has a crisis about wanting to lower Krystle's calories (even though she lost weight at the last weigh in) because they eat the exact same amount, but ALR should be getting more because she's 'birgger' so SHE GETS MORE.

It's a good thing that girl was protected by an ever present family and her firm placement on the spectrum because AL was latched on deep. She thought she found her forever home, ready to leech off them as a perpetual tween, who's only hobbies were obsessing about herself to her outstretched hand, poking and prodding everyone's food, spending their money on junk jewry and phone cases, and fattening up "her" pets.

And remember, if you aren't smiling, smile!!

-walks for a week
-admits to overeating that same week

"Exercise is making me gain weight I have to quit."

 

[CindyChafe]

-walks for a week
-admits to overeating that same week

"Exercise is making me gain weight I have to quit."

I can’t imagine why she hasn’t been successful losing weight on her own with solid logic like that. It’s for sure the walking and not the overeating.

Edit: I can’t spell

Are Flame coins as haute as Hot Cash?

Probably. It’s supposed to be a new program so it’s explained in a very vague way. “You May get certain benefits in the near future.” Sounds like Amber explaining her new diet. Attached is the FAQ page.

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

No one will ever convince me that they want their entire life turned into a circus sideshow for the entire world.

Want? Probably not. Deserve? Most definitely!