Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[QUEEN OF DENIAL]

Probably. It’s supposed to be a new program so it’s explained in a very vague way. “You May get certain benefits in the near future.” Sounds like Amber explaining her new diet. Attached is the FAQ page.

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Cheesecake Factory gift card, ya'll!

 

[Dutch Courage]

Ask.fm has this currency called Flame coins they're starting to give people for asking and answering questions. That's likely why she's been so active lately and answering all the questions she gets no matter how stupid or "offensive" she finds them.

lolol

These are another worthless cryptocurrency. They issued 2 billion of these things in a year when cryptocurrency completely tanked.

https://bitcoinexchangeguide.com/askfm-ico-askt-token/

 

[CindyChafe]

lolol

These are another worthless cryptocurrency. They issued 2 billion of these things in a year when cryptocurrency completely tanked.

https://bitcoinexchangeguide.com/askfm-ico-askt-token/

Wow that’s really interesting. The FAQ page was very vague, it didn’t mention anything about crypto. Well at least Amber is diversifying her income?

 

[Twinkie]

She is so goddamn greedy. She's literally such a pig. She makes over 10K a month (she has now assured us of this numerous times) but she's still going to try and suck crumbs of revenue from the younow partner program and this shitty little AskFM website? Pure greed.

And she's so painfully stupid, too. The hours that she has spent sperging on that website could've been used to make new content for youtube, which would earn her far more money.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

I'd like to see AL pay for an apt in LA

LA? Naw, Amber's more of a Wisconsin gorl:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7ymxA2Cxt8&feature=share

No matter where she goes her life would be the same anyways: overeating, vlogging about her practically nonexistent life and shitty chain restaurants.

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

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Yeah, she should really be proud of herself for overcoming that critical disadvantage of having someone feed, house, and clothe her like a child until she was well into her twenties -- and then destroying her health and making herself a living joke just to give her channel that final push into being a viable alternative to getting an actual job. Dreams do come true, people. You just have to believe!*

*And be willing to sacrifice your conscience in order to use and abuse everyone unfortunate enough to cross your path.

Amber's "dream" and only motivation is to not work. To do the absolute bare minimum in life and get by. She's succeeded in that sense, but not because she has any discernible talent, skill, intelligence, or personality. Anyone else wanting a 'career' on Youtube would have to bring something more substantial to the table. She only has to bring her circus freak appetite.

Imagine setting up a camera to film yourself doing lines of coke and then just drowning out the noise of "please stop! you're gonna die" while you smugly wait for the next paycheck. And then, to audaciously brag about it afterwards? lol I love the whole attitude of "You can have what I have...just do what I do..."--which is WHAT, exactly?

Gorl can have it all, as far as I'm concerned. Take your $10k+/monthly, Honey Boo Boo. It won't heal your wounds. It won't make you friends. It MIGHT buy you a little extra time in a hospital bed, which you will be very grateful for and humbled by soon.

 

[Whale Watcher]

I can’t imagine why she hasn’t been successful losing weight on her own with solid logic like that. It’s for sure the walking and not the overeating.

Edit: I can’t spell

Proceeds to not exercise for 5 years & still gain 200 lbs...
Can you just imagine how much more she would've gained if she was still putting on that logical walking weight?

 

[Botched Tit Job]

Okay gorls, it's been a while but I have once again improved a W. B. Yeats poem by altering it slightly to be about someone we all know and love. Works much better if you know the original poem!

Spoiler

The Song of Wandering Amber

I went out with my "hazel" eyes,
Because a fire was in my head,
And totally fit in the car's front seat,
And did NOT read a haydur thread;
And when I'd done eyeliner wings,
And chosen where to get take-out,
I got on YouNow for a stream
And got to Walmart then peaced out.

When I was scooting 'cross the floor
I went to buy a new board game,
But something rustled on the floor,
And someone called me by my name:
It had become a fat blond dyke
With orange chicken in her hair
Who called me by my name and ran
To Dana through the brighteneen air.

Though I am old with waddling
Through hollow and hillbilly lands,
I will find out where Dusty's gone,
And do clit stuff with just my hands;
And scoot among the Walmart aisles,
And see til time and times are done,
The rain and petals of the moon,
The cream-cheese shimmer of the sun.

Please marry me, oh Poet Laureate of the cheesecake factory

 

[Malibougie]

She’s just a deluded sell out. She really thinks that she is talented, but like everyone has said, she is just a YouTube side show. She’ll never be more than that. $10,000 per month wouldn’t be enough for me. It’s sad that it is for her. You’re a true success AL. An inspiration like your hero Rosa Parks.

So Becky doesn’t want to travel, is always going to super private appointments and is growing her hair out because she wants to be more “girly girl”. Anyone else find any of this odd? Becky really doesn’t strike me as a girly girl. Becky and AL will be some power couple lipstick lesbians while they don’t leave their little Kentucky bubble.

 

[My Fatness Pal]

No shit Becky doesn't want to travel right now. Can you imagine going anywhere with Amber, much less on a road trip? Even daily boring trips require constant accommodation.

She takes up most of the entire car, spills into Becky's seat and her fat swallows operational equipment. She can barely get in and out of the car. If there are no scooters her injured penguin waddle is slower than ever and she always has to stop and rest, especially if she's squealing and shouting. They probably have to carefully plan out restaurant paths to the table, that is if they can find a table that can be shoved around to fit her sideways manatee body. Even if there are scooters one might crap out and Becky has to fetch another. Theaters must have movable arm rests and to have to show up an hour early to get extra seats on both sides. It can't be opening night or too popular a movie to avoid people, no one would be able to get by her in the rows and they prob wait to be the last to leave.

On a trip they'd be in that crowded car for HOURS, the swampy stench would be unreal. They'd have to bring a carful of pillows to prop her up and Becky Butler would be the one shuttling them to and from the motel room. She'll bail out of any plans and just sit and rot in a cheap motel room to avoid people, temperature, embarrassment, or nowadays any amount of standing. As was recently pointed out, if and when the car breaks down she won't be able to fit in the tow truck.

But Becky just doesn't want to travel right now. Kind of like how Becky only wanted to go out to eat for her birthday. AL offered to do anything she wanted! Shrug. What a hollow offer.

Where would they go? What would they do? She's incapable of almost everything now that she's eaten her way into a severe physical impairment, the only effort she puts forth is to lie about it and avoid her reality.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Ask.fm has this currency called Flame coins they're starting to give people for asking and answering questions. That's likely why she's been so active lately and answering all the questions she gets no matter how stupid or "offensive" she finds them.

Predictable.

I'm guessing that in a past life she was a stockbroker back in the 80's. Slightly sociopathic, finely-honed opportunistic instincts, delusions of grandeur, narcissistic invincibility complex... The only difference is her addiction is carbs, not coke. Otherwise, she's the quintessential American Psycho Fatso.

She really doesn't get it.

Back in the day she would be loaded into a trailer and carted around the rust belt for two bits a gander at the worlds fattest woman.

Nothing has changed it's just updated for the times. Now, neither she nor her audience need leave their homes to gawk at the freak.

She's a freak-show. She is an oddity, a testament to the human conditions limitations when it comes to killing itself with food.

All she did was continue to fail her own health to get where she is. NOTHING to be proud of and certainly nothing to pat herself on the back for..which she can't even reach.

If she did get it... Well, I was going to say I'd have more respect for her, but that's not exactly what I mean. I'd be less interested in her, is what I mean. Personally, I'm not entertained by fat people being fat. It's her consistent battle against reality that I really find fascinating.

 

[marjoram]

The Thumb *doesn't* want to go anywhere. The Thumb is *afraid* of anywhere outside of her creepy Kentucky hollar. The Thumb thinks Lexington is the "big city"and that she should be armed when she goes there.

The Thumb is not the ideal traveling companion.....
(not that Big Al would go anywhere anyway)

 

[Turd Blossom]

You know what? I actually believe Big Al on this one.
She's not lying when she insists she doesn't have lymphedema or the beetus, she's just "ignoring the diagnosis"!

 

[AJ 447]

Just a little mod note, gorls. This is still a rule:

I've been noticing more and more in multiple threads that people are not embedding videos. Please embed them as a courtesy to other users.

 

[Basketball Jones]

No shit Becky doesn't want to travel right now. Can you imagine going anywhere with Amber, much less on a road trip? Even daily boring trips require constant accommodation.

From her videos alone, I suspect Amber is probably someone that most people don’t like being with in public. Did you ever have a friend or a SO that was loud and obnoxious at a restaurant or a movie theater? Ya know, the kind of behavior that is socially embarrassing because this person has to be the center of attention all day, everyday? I imagine AL is that friend in public. Add that together with her hugeness, and need for assistance in everything she does, a consistent need to eat at every hour lest she throw a tantrum, and her petty and demanding nature, and her inability to choose anything that isn’t food-related as a “fun” activity because AL can’t do fun things anymore...I could easily see Becky not wanting to go anywhere with her.

Because what would be the point? It’s like taunting a dog with food. She’d just get depressed watching normal, happy couples doing things while she’s stuck sitting on the side with AL (who is two handfuls into a bag of hot Cheetos) being unable to go anywhere or do anything. It’s just wasteful and unrealistic to even consider.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

Amber.

Yes they have failed hundreds or thousands of times.
But they got better every time.
They learned from it.
Until they got it right.

They get better. You get fatter.

Also if you‘ve failed so many times you should be an expert in weight loss by now, right?

Why are you still making the same mistakes?

Why are you not seeing the things that cause your problems and try to change those first?

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

No shit Becky doesn't want to travel right now. Can you imagine going anywhere with Amber

It's going to take a messy breakup for Neckers to admit it, but she's growing increasingly embarrassed to be seen with AL.

 

[nostalgiaisadrug]

Shut the fuck up, Hamber. You opened your Ask. Fm and posted it was public again on all your social media. You opened it up beacuse you were attention seeking and wanted ass kissing from your supporters . Now your acting like a bitch beacuse hayders are asking questions you don’t wanna answer , and responding like a drama queen.

But it’s our fault that you opened your Ask . Fm right ?

 

[Masta]

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Amber.

Yes they have failed hundreds or thousands of times.
But they got better every time.
They learned from it.
Until they got it right.

They get better. You get fatter.

Also if you‘ve failed so many times you should be an expert in weight loss by now, right?

Why are you still making the same mistakes?

Why are you not seeing the things that cause your problems and try to change those first?

Because massive quantities of food are worth more than life.

 

[Xenomorph]

It's going to take a messy breakup for Neckers to admit it, but she's growing increasingly embarrassed to be seen with AL.

That's pretty bad considering Necky looks like an exceptional Ron Jeremy with advanced liver failure.